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#2231809 12/2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Sabres 1

Posted by 55fan on 02 December 2011 - 02:39 AM

N-i-a-g-a-r-a.

I think he was thinking of Viagra.

Those Miller boys are never going to get a chance to play together!
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#2231171 What's up with Zetterberg?

Posted by 55fan on 30 November 2011 - 05:02 PM

In 2008 he was not yet married and had more arm/hand strength.


#2230796 Behind the Scenes at the Red Wings Training Camp

Posted by 55fan on 29 November 2011 - 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, I showed up there. I won't tell you where.

I saw you, and I'm going to tell everyone where you were.

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat was on the video...






drum roll please.....






standing next to her husband Terry.


#2230128 Jimmy Howard - Vezina winner?

Posted by 55fan on 26 November 2011 - 07:56 PM

55 is tops. I'm an expert.







:D


#2230067 Crosby coming back

Posted by 55fan on 26 November 2011 - 04:57 PM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've noticed that since Crosby's return, the stores are more crowded and it gets dark earlier. On the flip side, people seem to be adding lights to their homes that are quite festive.

Oh, the power of Sidney.


#2229752 11/25 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 2 (SO)

Posted by 55fan on 25 November 2011 - 03:23 PM

Who? :hehe:

Zetterburg. He's this guy that's out there wearing #40.

Hopefully he will be found out, and his evil plan to overthrow the Wings thwarted, and we will have Zetterberg returned to us unharmed and ready to score.


#2229037 Crosby coming back

Posted by 55fan on 23 November 2011 - 06:29 PM

I'd rather be a young millionaire, get to have sex with plenty of hot women, be the best hockey player in the world, than be Jesus. ANY DAY.

Finally something we agree on. We're both eternally grateful that you're not Jesus.

I'm also glad you're not Crosby.



Welcome back, Sid. I wish you good health and a good butt-kicking by the Wings every time you face them.


#2228733 Should Commodore be waived?

Posted by 55fan on 22 November 2011 - 01:41 PM

no


#2228729 Crosby coming back

Posted by 55fan on 22 November 2011 - 01:33 PM

Even Amish people are tired of hearing about him.


#2227893 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 20 November 2011 - 02:05 PM

Way too many sexually starved women here on LGW.

:blush:

Not starved. Just a nibble would be fine.
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#2227438 11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

Posted by 55fan on 19 November 2011 - 04:18 PM

Link to a stream


#2227423 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 19 November 2011 - 04:08 PM

He's no Lilja.

But who is?


#2227239 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 08:13 PM

Um, why were there words on that page?


#2227092 What to do to beat San Jose

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 10:53 AM

Phase one:
Play on NBC.

Put Pierre between the benches.

Pay him to tell the Sharks that he thinks goals are sexy and turn him on.

Pay him to tell the Wings that he likes it slow and lazy and is always looking for that kind of men.


Phase two:
Play Homer on all four lines.

Win all face-offs.

Do not let Homer out of the crease with his butt in the goalie's face.

Prior to the game, soak his pants in chloroform.


Phase three:
Devise a formula wherein goals, assists, blocked shots, hits, takeaways, shots on goal, and fights count for a different number of positive points.

Add to that formula negative points for lazy play, stupid penalties, missed assignments, and giveaways.

Figure out who has the best score after each game.

Give that man free beer for the week, payed for by the other players so as not to be cap circumvention.


#2227019 Larry Murphy and "Kronwell"

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 01:52 AM

Just so long as he doesn't forget Nik's number.