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#2196062 Wiz is a dick.

Posted by 55fan on 04 July 2011 - 06:08 AM

avery is known for his bad breath...he often distracts goalies with it...wiz was just tellin him to brush once in a while...good oral hygiene is a must for hockey players with few teeth!

4 out of 5 dental hygienists surveyed prefer to put a toothbrush in Avery's mouth.


#2196051 Red Wings trying to move Jiri Hudler

Posted by 55fan on 04 July 2011 - 01:44 AM

Agreed. Hudler is a Wing, and once the season starts, he is one of us. I will cheer him on, delight in his glory, share his dejection in his shame, and hope against all hope that he will prove that he is worthy of the title of Red Wing.

Until then, I look for better options.

As you might guess, I generally hate mid-season trades.


#2195969 Heatley for Havlat swap

Posted by 55fan on 03 July 2011 - 10:03 PM

To be completely honest, I thought there was a slim chance that "NEATLY" was a minor-leaguer that I had not heard of in which case the team that got Havlat would have won the deal.

Upon reading the thread, my jaw has still not returned to its normal, upright and locked position for takeoff.

Well, Minnesota is cold and is not a contender. The Sharks are definitely getting better with the addition of Burns and now with this trade (although Setogucci certainly will be missed).

I'd say that this worked out pretty Neatly for Havlat.


#2195892 Brett Lebda traded to Nashville

Posted by 55fan on 03 July 2011 - 06:19 PM

Maybe he married Taylor Swift or something.


My sister thought I had texted "Lebda for Franzen trade" and freaked out.


#2195614 Red Wings trying to move Jiri Hudler

Posted by 55fan on 02 July 2011 - 10:07 PM

A chance? I thought Eva was, for all intents and purposes, Jiri Hudler? Or at least someone in his entourage.

No, Eva's taller.

Edit: No, I have never met Eva. Just playing the odds.


#2195517 Wings looking at Ty Conklin

Posted by 55fan on 02 July 2011 - 06:39 PM

I love Ozzie to pieces and always will, but if we can get Conks back I think it will be better for the team.

I just can't see Oz bouncing back from the injuries he's had over the last couple of years. He's been a great part of the team, and I will always love his fight with Waaah. He's been a great goalie as a starter, and as a backup he's been a great mentor for Jimmy.

I think Conks could do well in the mentor/backup role. Since Conks is coming off of relatively bad seasons, he should come with a very reasonable price tag.

He seemed happy here. I'm for this signing.


#2195027 Yandle on the block?

Posted by 55fan on 02 July 2011 - 08:20 AM

I would love Yandle. I like what I've seen of him.

I would seriously even include Abby in a trade if I had to. I wouldn't want to, but if that's what it took, I would do it.

Detroit: Gives up Abby, a prospect, Hudler, and a pick to offset the taking of Hudler.

Phoenix: Gives up Yandle, takes Hudler.

EDIT to add: I would try Emmerton or Mursak before I tried Abby. I'd only go Abby if they insisted. The "prospect" in question would be someone lower down- not the aforementioned or Tatar. Probably not Smith unless they gave back the pick and still took Hudler. They would also need to agree to pay for weekly haircuts for Commodore.


#2194130 RFA/UFA Signings

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 02:03 PM

Correction, Opie. People were tweaking yesterday that Holland hadn't done anything.


#2194053 Derek Meech signs 1-year contract with Winnipeg

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 01:43 PM

Meech is from there. Good to hear he's going home. Maybe this will give him some extra incentive. I liked him here, but he just didn't cut it.

Good luck, Meechie!


#2193900 RFA/UFA Signings

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 12:58 PM

TSNBobMcKenzie The #Flyers have agreed to a contract with free agent D Andreas Lilja and signed RW Jakub Voracek to a contract extension.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


#2193772 RFA/UFA Signings

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 12:25 PM

Pretty bad when the Panthers are going to be better than the Red Wings this season....so far its a sad day for Red Wing fans... COME ONE HOLLAND PULL SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR ASS!

Deep, calming breaths. Repeat to yourself: They have Kopecky.


#2193429 An observation.

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 10:35 AM

If you really, really, really feel that a post deserved a + and you're out, maybe you could PM the person with a happygram. I'd think someone would be just as pleased to find out your positive feedback as they would to get a +.

Or you could always applaud them in your reply if you have something worthwhile to add.


#2193377 Red Wings trying to move Jiri Hudler

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 10:15 AM

Maybe some exlax would help?

Oh, now I'm not being nice...


#2193325 Wings re-sign Eaves to 3-year, $3.6m contract

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 09:56 AM

I feel like this:

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#2193245 Red Wings trying to move Jiri Hudler

Posted by 55fan on 01 July 2011 - 08:38 AM

Oh, what if we sign Jagr for league minimum, and bundle him with Hudler in a trade to the Pens for a top level d-man! :ninja: