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#2227893 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 20 November 2011 - 02:05 PM

Way too many sexually starved women here on LGW.


Not starved. Just a nibble would be fine.
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#2227438 11/19 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Kings 1

Posted by 55fan on 19 November 2011 - 04:18 PM

Link to a stream

#2227423 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 19 November 2011 - 04:08 PM

He's no Lilja.

But who is?

#2227239 Lids showing off his torso

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 08:13 PM

Um, why were there words on that page?

#2227092 What to do to beat San Jose

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 10:53 AM

Phase one:
Play on NBC.

Put Pierre between the benches.

Pay him to tell the Sharks that he thinks goals are sexy and turn him on.

Pay him to tell the Wings that he likes it slow and lazy and is always looking for that kind of men.

Phase two:
Play Homer on all four lines.

Win all face-offs.

Do not let Homer out of the crease with his butt in the goalie's face.

Prior to the game, soak his pants in chloroform.

Phase three:
Devise a formula wherein goals, assists, blocked shots, hits, takeaways, shots on goal, and fights count for a different number of positive points.

Add to that formula negative points for lazy play, stupid penalties, missed assignments, and giveaways.

Figure out who has the best score after each game.

Give that man free beer for the week, payed for by the other players so as not to be cap circumvention.

#2227019 Larry Murphy and "Kronwell"

Posted by 55fan on 18 November 2011 - 01:52 AM

Just so long as he doesn't forget Nik's number.

#2226279 Kronwall boarded, leaves STL game

Posted by 55fan on 16 November 2011 - 05:16 PM

I guessed right, then. Nice. Another Shanaban in the books.

You totally need to trademark "Shanaban".

3 games is fair, considering that he had no priors.

#2225469 11/15 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Blues 2

Posted by 55fan on 15 November 2011 - 09:00 AM

I decided to drag out my old crystal ball to see who will win tonight. Unfortunately, it was fogged up and the only thing I found was the last 4 letters of the coach's last name.

#2225147 White´s injured

Posted by 55fan on 13 November 2011 - 04:33 PM

Too bad about Ian. Hope he's back soon. I just hope it heals right.

#2224775 Yay @ Howard

Posted by 55fan on 12 November 2011 - 09:05 AM

All this and producing offspring. What a man.

#2224497 2012 NHL All Star fan ballot released

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 12:33 PM

what format are you referring to? You have to put "old" into some context.

I think he means the one where the game was interesting.

#2224488 Mickey Redmond Soundboard

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 11:44 AM

A Murphy soundboard would just be: "Drunken Garbling #1" "Drunken Garbling #2" etc.

Not so.
It would be
"Drunken Garbling #1"
"Drunken Garbling #2"
"Drunken Garbling about beer"
"Drunken Garbling about hot dogs"
"Woo! The fries!"

#2224422 2012 NHL All Star fan ballot released

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 03:36 AM

I was gonna be a bit more serious about it and not vote for Red Wings, but then I saw Crosby on the list despite not playing a single game yet, and remembered the Fitzpatrick issue, and said f*** it, I'm voting all Wings, it's a joke anyways.

Vote for Rory was fun. Maybe we should start a Vote for Jiri.

#2224415 11/11 GDT: Oilers 0 at Red Wings 3

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 01:43 AM


Oh, should I wait until after warmups to yell that at them?
Or should I start now to get the idea into their heads?

#2222769 This or That

Posted by 55fan on 04 November 2011 - 02:42 PM

That's tough, but so are pork chops. They're are great, but they tend to dry out. I think it's because they're thinner and leaner than they were when we were kids. Remember when "shake and bake" came out and that was the big, cool thing? You had to trim the fat off of your chop. Nowadays, they come almost fat-less. They don't have that juicy quality they used to. Yes, tough indeed.

Stuffed chops or shake and bake?