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#2199712 Chris Osgood announces retirement

Posted by 55fan on 20 July 2011 - 07:20 AM

Retiring already. And he still looks like he's twelve.

#2199499 Chris Osgood announces retirement

Posted by 55fan on 19 July 2011 - 02:05 PM

"You don't see that too often."

#2199414 Thank You Chris Osgood!

Posted by 55fan on 19 July 2011 - 12:14 PM

Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie!

#2198959 Things you're hoping to see more of this season.

Posted by 55fan on 17 July 2011 - 07:45 PM

Kronwalling. Hopefully he uses it sparingly during the season so he doesn't get injured, but lets it rip in the playoffs.

Datsyukian clinics. See also goalie jock straps in the rafters.

Jimmy continuing to improve his rebound control.

C64 teaching E and Abby to stand up for their mates.

#2198721 nashville's new home jersey

Posted by 55fan on 15 July 2011 - 02:56 PM

Hey! Y'all got any Gray Poop-on?

#2198689 Taking back a +/- rating

Posted by 55fan on 15 July 2011 - 12:35 PM

Sounds fishy to me. There must have been more to that deal- future considerations or something. Swedish fish can't have been the sole item in the trade.

#2198683 Taking back a +/- rating

Posted by 55fan on 15 July 2011 - 11:46 AM

That was a typo, dear. I own your sole. I have quite the massive shoe collection.

#2198674 Taking back a +/- rating

Posted by 55fan on 15 July 2011 - 09:21 AM

When you have a "c" and an "l" together, they look like a "d". The subtitle of this thread always makes me do a double-take.

You may + me now.

#2198447 Holland becomes US citizen

Posted by 55fan on 14 July 2011 - 07:17 AM

Just in time to help out with the debt situation. Make a trade with China for "future considerations" :cool: Kenny can do it!

Why not? We'll give them the money other nations owe us, the losing presidential candidates for the next 5 elections, Hudler, Justin Beiber, and "future considerations".

What the heck. Let's give them ALL of the presidential candidates!

Get'er done, Kenny! :thumbup:

#2197804 Backup Goalie?

Posted by 55fan on 11 July 2011 - 09:44 AM

I voted Oz, but I was really torn between him and Conk. Heart says Oz, but Conk will be fine. Brain says Conk, but Oz will be fine.

I guess whatever happens, I will be a little happy and a little sad.

#2197038 Members photos

Posted by 55fan on 07 July 2011 - 06:54 AM

Nope, it wasn't an error in judgment. I think it's you guys who are blowing it out of proportion.

Ok, then. I guess if you intended it, then there isn't a whole lot I can say on your behalf. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps it would be best to let this go.

#2196425 Chicago's Getting Meaner

Posted by 55fan on 05 July 2011 - 11:02 AM

Whatchutalkin'bout meaner? They ditched Kopecky!

Besides, our power play will get them right where it hurts.

Or something.

Or maybe one of the new guys will actually fight.

Or we get Downey back at the deadline.

Or they won't make the playoffs and we'll respond by just laughing at them. That would be cool.

They have taken another step waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down this offseason. They got pretty far this year. Much further than I would have thought they would. They still have talent, but there's only so much the Core can do.

Plus we have Kronner to Havsplat them. Stuie does some good hitting. The new guys aren't exactly pansies. And Pavel can embarrass them with his puck work. As long as they don't concuss us or anything, it's the final score that counts.

As a fight slappie, it hurts to say that, but unfortunately we can only play with what we have.

#2196335 Members photos

Posted by 55fan on 05 July 2011 - 06:54 AM

So they look alike. No need to "fix" the post. That's a step different from commenting.

#2196062 Wiz is a dick.

Posted by 55fan on 04 July 2011 - 06:08 AM

avery is known for his bad breath...he often distracts goalies with it...wiz was just tellin him to brush once in a while...good oral hygiene is a must for hockey players with few teeth!

4 out of 5 dental hygienists surveyed prefer to put a toothbrush in Avery's mouth.

#2196051 Red Wings trying to move Jiri Hudler

Posted by 55fan on 04 July 2011 - 01:44 AM

Agreed. Hudler is a Wing, and once the season starts, he is one of us. I will cheer him on, delight in his glory, share his dejection in his shame, and hope against all hope that he will prove that he is worthy of the title of Red Wing.

Until then, I look for better options.

As you might guess, I generally hate mid-season trades.