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#2057972 11/5 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Oilers 1

Posted by 55fan on 05 November 2010 - 12:10 PM

Joey chips a nail, so Ozzie is put in as backup since you don't use your groin when charting face-offs.

At the end of the first, the score is 0-0. JHo has faced no shots, so he goes out for a beer during intermission. Finding a nice microbrewery that produces a hearty, yet lilting ale, he loses track of time and fails to return to the game.

With 15 seconds left in the second period, Horcroff rings one off the post, and everyone notices that the Wings have had an empty net for the entire period. Ozzie drops his chart, grabs his helmet, but due to the groin injury, he is too late to get to the net, the Oilers get the rebound, and score.

Ozzie plays the third.

Final score: Wings 3, Oilers 1.
Ozzie with the hat trick.

LGW complains that he should have had the "soft" goal, and that his scoring is "streaky".


#2056278 Andreas Lilja to Anaheim

Posted by 55fan on 02 November 2010 - 11:18 AM

Lils at his first Dux in Tux (blech, that name) event.





As opposed to just about every other team making Salei look like a waste on the ice?

Um, that's a tux? Or he's using Tucks now that he's with the Ducks? Or he's using Tucks 'cuz he didn't have the luck to duck a ducky *uck from a yucky puck schmuck who makes me upchuck on that team that sucks worse that the Canucks with no Happy Clucks?

Lilja just does not belong in that paragraph at all.


#2056187 This or That

Posted by 55fan on 02 November 2010 - 06:57 AM

Rotten veggies. For any campaign. Give each candidate one column of newsprint per week to express his views and that's it. No phone calls. No door hangers. No mailbox stuffers. Take all of the wasted money and give it to charity. Take all of the wasted paper out of the landfill. Take all of the wasted volunteer hours and put them to work actually helping people.

Democrat or Republican?


#2055175 10/30 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by 55fan on 30 October 2010 - 07:22 PM

Ozzie admits what Mindfly has been saying all along.

Mindfly's been telling you that Ozzie is "short"? Can I get a transcript of your conversations?


#2055019 10/30 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by 55fan on 30 October 2010 - 06:11 PM

stream?

This seems to be working for me.


#2054851 10/30 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by 55fan on 30 October 2010 - 09:33 AM

Ozzie's gonna show ya. All of ya. Yeah. My boy's in the house and coming through tonight.

Wings will win by a decisive margin. 14-3, baby. It's happening tonight.

Yo.


#2054384 Cheerleaders for Canadian NHL team a first

Posted by 55fan on 29 October 2010 - 12:59 AM

What a surprise, an ugly broad bitching about hot cheerleaders. Jealous much? :P

esteef

I laughed at the pic. Slush sluts dancing in front of a "crowd"- none of which were actually watching them, and most of whom were women.


#2053230 The Hottest Red Wing

Posted by 55fan on 27 October 2010 - 06:50 AM

Getz has the most insanely sexy eyebrows I have ever seen.

It really is too bad he's on a team with a little fecal remnant like Perry.


#2051414 "Why I hate this obnoxious hockey team"

Posted by 55fan on 23 October 2010 - 07:15 PM

To those who don't understand why we care and why we're discussing it:
This is funny stuff. You can't fake this sort of stupidity.


#2051105 "Why I hate this obnoxious hockey team"

Posted by 55fan on 23 October 2010 - 09:54 AM

The red wings are old and there bying there cups and they don't have any cute guys like justin beeber and there always winning so they never had to battle thru diversity and there all from places across the ocean like sweeden and finnland and canada so they don't speak any american and they suck and i'm a riter cuz i'm on the internet.


#2049506 Did the wings not practice today?

Posted by 55fan on 20 October 2010 - 08:03 AM

They practiced the Power Play.

No one showed up.


#2049496 Kenneth Rucker, a.k.a. "Orange Hat Guy", passed away

Posted by 55fan on 20 October 2010 - 07:46 AM

Condolences to his family and friends.


#2047992 Thrashers' Diversity

Posted by 55fan on 16 October 2010 - 08:09 PM

Way to turn a positive into a negative. Get caught up in semantics much?

I think it's safe to assume that Forsberg or Hasek never had to listen to slurs on the ice.

The whole diversity thing just grates on me. I see too many people who judge by colour of skin in a negative way. Just let people be themselves and don't pay attention to their looks- that's what I think.


#2047985 Thrashers' Diversity

Posted by 55fan on 16 October 2010 - 07:35 PM

On our current roster the Wings have...
7 players from Canada
6 players from United States
6 players from Sweden
2 players from Russia
2 players from Czech Republic
1 player from Finland

I would say we have quite a bit of diversity too

They come from different backgrounds and different countries, but they are all white. The Politically Correct crowd (which dictates what everyone should think) does not accept diversity of culture. They only care about the colour of one's skin.

In other words, two people who look different, but have exactly the same upbringing, habits, culture, language, history, and may have been raised next door to each other are "diverse" if they have different skin colours, but two people from opposite ends of the earth who have nothing in common except for skin colour are not.

And we wonder why racism still prevails.


#2047783 We need...

Posted by 55fan on 16 October 2010 - 08:47 AM

We have fans in Canada and in Australia.
We are bi-polar.

I don't mind when people are disappointed in a player or in the team as long as they realize that everyone has bad days, and that sometimes when one person has a bad day it effects everyone on the team. If someone says "so-and-so had a bad game" or "so-and-so has looked like he's injured or something" and they have something to back it up, that's cool.

The ones that salt my cheerios are the ones who complain about a player for not being more than that player is expected to be, or won't give a guy a break if he has a single off game.

The ones I want to smack are the ones who either hate one player or like one so much that they cut down other ones to make theirs look good.