Um, that's a tux? Or he's using Tucks now that he's with the Ducks? Or he's using Tucks 'cuz he didn't have the luck to duck a ducky *uck from a yucky puck schmuck who makes me upchuck on that team that sucks worse that the Canucks with no Happy Clucks?
Lils at his first Dux in Tux (blech, that name) event.
As opposed to just about every other team making Salei look like a waste on the ice?
Lilja just does not belong in that paragraph at all.
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