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#2293100 600 Posts for a Game 5 Victory

Posted by 55fan on 20 April 2012 - 12:59 AM

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#2293095 Luongo gone from Vancouver this summer ...

Posted by 55fan on 20 April 2012 - 12:48 AM

If Luongo gets traded, I imagine it will be to a city that begins with "T". Toronto or Tampa. Both in desperate need of goaltending.

Toledo?

No way would I take Bobby over Jimmy.


#2293092 Quenneville fined $10K

Posted by 55fan on 20 April 2012 - 12:40 AM

On the other hand...

Both Quenville and the bad officials get screwed. Winning day in my book.


#2292696 Trade Zets /Dats and Franzen

Posted by 55fan on 19 April 2012 - 08:13 AM

Not so fast, guys. There is merit to this.

We could trade them to Florida and get Kopecky back.


#2292125 Until the End ...

Posted by 55fan on 18 April 2012 - 10:13 AM

Lids does not deserve to be booed out of the arena after his last home game.

Therefore, there are only two options:
1) We win and continue on
2) He re-signs

I'll take both, please.


#2290137 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:10 PM

Helm love
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#2290126 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:07 PM

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#2290111 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:00 PM

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#2290080 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

I'm in my trusty Hank 08 finals jersey. The thing reeks but 'tis all good. And now I smell pot lol

I don't know why the cops allow potheads to roam free. They're not hard to weed out.


#2290043 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:36 PM

Best Stevie pic ever. Taken by our own ChelisChick
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#2290012 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:21 PM

Ok, this is the youngest Draper child. I want to see a pic of Howard's baby in the Cup this summer.
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#2289994 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:16 PM

I've saved several e-mails that I've gotten recently just for threads like these, but I've used them all.

Amazing how there's so much funny stuff out there, yet we laugh so little in life.

That's why I love these threads. They bring out the best in us.


#2289927 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 03:49 PM

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I made that one. :D


#2289598 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 09:55 AM

Two old ladies are standing at a bus stop when it starts to rain.
"Oh dear" says one lady, "now our cigarettes will get wet."
"No they won't." replies the other, and she pulls two condoms and a manicure scissors out of her purse. "You see, we cut off the ends, unroll them on our cigarettes, and roll them back up as we smoke. The cigarettes stay nice and dry."
"How nice," says the first lady. "What are these things called?"
"They're called condoms." the second lady tells her. "You can get them at any drug store."
A couple of days later the first lady is standing at a bus stop when it starts to rain. As luck would have it, there was a drug store right across the street. The lady walks in and asks the pharmacist if he has any condoms.
The pharmacist wonders what an 80-year-old lady needs with condoms, but being a professional, he asks, "Why yes we do, ma'am. Is there any particular kind you need?"
"I don't think it matters," she answers, "just so long as they'll fit on a Camel."


#2289555 700 Posts for a Detroit Game Four Victory

Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 08:58 AM

A Member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on a flight..
He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the politician, smiling smugly, "how about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?"
"OK," she said. "those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first.. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff: grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know s***?"


She went back to reading her book.