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#2292125 Until the End ...

Posted by 55fan on 18 April 2012 - 10:13 AM

Lids does not deserve to be booed out of the arena after his last home game.

Therefore, there are only two options:
1) We win and continue on
2) He re-signs

I'll take both, please.


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:10 PM

Helm love
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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:07 PM

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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 05:00 PM

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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

I'm in my trusty Hank 08 finals jersey. The thing reeks but 'tis all good. And now I smell pot lol

I don't know why the cops allow potheads to roam free. They're not hard to weed out.


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:36 PM

Best Stevie pic ever. Taken by our own ChelisChick
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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:21 PM

Ok, this is the youngest Draper child. I want to see a pic of Howard's baby in the Cup this summer.
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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 04:16 PM

I've saved several e-mails that I've gotten recently just for threads like these, but I've used them all.

Amazing how there's so much funny stuff out there, yet we laugh so little in life.

That's why I love these threads. They bring out the best in us.


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 03:49 PM

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I made that one. :D


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 09:55 AM

Two old ladies are standing at a bus stop when it starts to rain.
"Oh dear" says one lady, "now our cigarettes will get wet."
"No they won't." replies the other, and she pulls two condoms and a manicure scissors out of her purse. "You see, we cut off the ends, unroll them on our cigarettes, and roll them back up as we smoke. The cigarettes stay nice and dry."
"How nice," says the first lady. "What are these things called?"
"They're called condoms." the second lady tells her. "You can get them at any drug store."
A couple of days later the first lady is standing at a bus stop when it starts to rain. As luck would have it, there was a drug store right across the street. The lady walks in and asks the pharmacist if he has any condoms.
The pharmacist wonders what an 80-year-old lady needs with condoms, but being a professional, he asks, "Why yes we do, ma'am. Is there any particular kind you need?"
"I don't think it matters," she answers, "just so long as they'll fit on a Camel."


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 08:58 AM

A Member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on a flight..
He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the politician, smiling smugly, "how about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?"
"OK," she said. "those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first.. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff: grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know s***?"


She went back to reading her book.


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 08:53 AM

A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door ... "Is your Dad or your Mum home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.....

It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...


"You would have to talk to Dad about that. ...

I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig,.......

but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 08:51 AM

Dear Algebra,

Why do you want me to keep finding your X?
You know she's not coming back.


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Posted by 55fan on 17 April 2012 - 08:29 AM

The difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife:

The prostitute says, "If you'd taken any longer, I'd have charged you for the whole night."

The mistress says, "Oh, darling, you were wonderful! We must meet again soon."

The wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."


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Posted by 55fan on 16 April 2012 - 10:59 AM

At the Irish wedding reception
someone yelled...

"Would all the married men,
please stand next to the one person
who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost
crushed to death.