Hack & Whack Rule!Member Since 13 Mar 2008
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- Age 44 years old
- Birthday May 20, 1971
Before coffee, I hate everybody. After coffee, I feel good about hating everybody.
I don't mean to brag, but women have described me as "Who is that guy?" and "I really don't know who that is."
If my life had a soundtrack, it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges...onto a bunch of ugly cats.
For about four years, either Dawn or I have been working away from home...mostly Dawn. In February, she starts a job in Joffre, Alberta, and that's where she will live and come home once in a while. After school is done, Parris will go away for college, and Sheridan and I will move to the Red Deer area with Dawn.
I'd really like to see the list of band names that Kajagoogoo, Hoobastank and Toad the Wet Sprocket decided NOT to go with.
Sometimes, in my quest for originality, I post something so obscure that nobody could possibly get it. Except for wombats...because, you know, tricycles
If I were a woman, I'd never leave the house. I think everyone would stare at my goatee.
If you've never hopped from couch to couch because the hot lava will get you...then you've never been escorted out of The Brick the way I have.