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#2605457 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 01 May 2015 - 03:44 PM

The series goes to 7 games.  The first 6 are 1-0.  All goals are scored when the puck bounces off someone standing in front of the net pointing a finger at an opposing player and whining about something.

 

By game 7, they have all learned to stand and cry without pointing.  In the intermission before the 7th overtime of a 0-0 game, Steve Yzerman visits the locker room and asks to speak to Filppula.  He has brought with him a medium who looks deeply into Flip's dreamy... blue... ey...........

 

Oh, sorry.  But.  Those eyes...

 

She asks him to recall a previous life.  She sees the colour red.  He blinks.  He stares at Yzerman.  He sees the Cup Rings on Yzerman's hand.  Where has he seen that before?

 

Then it comes to him!  The heart of a Bolt remembers!  It is transformed into the heart of a Wing! 

 

And what happened next?  Well, in Whoville, they say, that Filppula's balls grew three sizes that day!

 

He skates onto the ice, wins the face-off, takes the puck himself, skates between the Canadiens players who are crying about an unfair puck drop.

 

He scores, winning the series for the Lightning.  A breathless Cooper asks him, "How did you do it?"  Filppula proudly replies, "I'm a Red Wing!  I cheated."

 

Then they go on to get blown away in the next series and we all live happily ever after.  The end.




#2601628 Tampa Bay Head Coach Jon Cooper Accuses Red Wings Of Cheating

Posted by Hockeymom1960 on 27 April 2015 - 05:23 PM

OBSTRUCTION!!!!




#2601169 2015 Round 1 Photoshop War: Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by Hockeymom1960 on 26 April 2015 - 08:14 AM

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#2592951 2015 Round 1 Photoshop War: Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by Swayze on 13 April 2015 - 01:33 PM

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#2592515 2015 Round 1 Photoshop War: Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 April 2015 - 09:14 PM

YES I LOVE THESE IT IS OFFICIALLY PLAYOFF TIME

*coughyzermanshouldbeofflimitscough*


#2561049 Visiting Fan

Posted by 55fan on 06 January 2015 - 09:26 PM

If anyone asks why you're with a Blues fan, tell them you just claimed her off of waivers and her new uniform isn't ready yet.

 

They'll have a laugh, you'll have a laugh, and then you can all enjoy the game.




#2523963 Slow News Day Thread

Posted by 55fan on 15 June 2014 - 06:43 PM

 

By who ? 

If the Avs draft Griffin McCarty, I'm checking myself in to asylum.




#2523781 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by Euro_Twins on 14 June 2014 - 01:47 AM

Well no more cups for la... 2 is enough


#2522543 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by VM1138 on 02 June 2014 - 04:29 PM

Will default to supporting Rangers because its been 20 years since their last. It would be good for Lundqvist to actually have a Cup to justify his nickname, and it prevents LA from racking up Cup wins over a short span.


#2522481 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by vladdy16 on 02 June 2014 - 08:39 AM

I don't know if I want Lundquist to hoist the Cup or give it to LA just for taking out the Hawks.  Honestly, I'm good either way.




#2522442 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by Hockeytown0001 on 01 June 2014 - 11:56 PM

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#2522438 WCF: (6) California Dreamin' v (5) The Night Chicago Died

Posted by TheDetroitRedWings on 01 June 2014 - 11:05 PM

For once this went the exact way I was hoping for! The night the Wings got eliminated I sat and looked at the remaining teams and concluded that my best case scenario for the finals would be Rangers Vs Kings (in terms of my level of hatred for the other teams). And sure enough, that's how it went down. Now I'm saying Go Rags cause the Kings just got a Cup a few years back, and the Rangers have been Cupless for 20 years. But if the Kings do win it definitely won't break my heart by any means.




#2521829 WCF: (6) California Dreamin' v (5) The Night Chicago Died

Posted by Hockeytown0001 on 26 May 2014 - 10:39 PM

5-2! Empty netter! 




#2520770 ECF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (4) Les Canadiens de Montréal

Posted by VM1138 on 16 May 2014 - 09:20 AM

As cool as another Original Six final would be, I don't want Chicago getting in again. They're already becoming what the Wings used to be. I don't want them to start having more Cups or finals appearances.


#2519124 WCSF : (6) Los Angeles Cartmans vs. (1) Coach Bombay and the Quacks

Posted by Dabura on 03 May 2014 - 10:58 PM

Ducks were floating on the play that led to the goal. Sweet goal by Gabs.

 

I really don't mind who advances here. 

 

I want the Kings to advance. Because I like them, but more because I think they'd be the tougher matchup for the Blackhawks, who must. not. repeat.