The best ever lines in hockey:
1) "I can't believe I shook his freakin hand." Dino.
2) "I can't hear a thing Roenick is saying because of the two Stanley Cup rings stuck in my ears." Roy.
3) "The next thing I remembered was the smelling salts." Some rookie who called Gordie Howe an Old Man in Gordie's last season.
4) "I think it was a tire iron!" A Hanson Brother.
5) Oh, yeah. The Production Line wasn't bad either.