Anybody remember that old guy in Monty Pythons Holy Grail who keeps assuring his son he's fine, but the son's adament that the geezer will be "stone dead in a minute"? That's how I'm beginning to see this Franzen thing. Half the folks around here seem more sure of the peril than franzen, his doctors, or the organization.
"I'd probably have player if we had beaten Tampa."
"No, no. Your career and life are in jeopardy."
" I'm practicing again."
"Wrong, you're minutes away from being a vegetable."
Anybody remember that guy in Monty Python who had his limbs hacked off but kept insisting it was a flesh wound? Half the folks around here seem awful certain he's not at risk for permanent damage as a result of his multiple concussions.
"I didn't get out of bed for a month"
Can't wait to get you back in the lineup Mule.
"I'm not medically cleared yet."
I'm thinking you'll play on the second line.
"I've had at least 5 documented concussions. The last two being less than a year apart"
Should be good for 50ish points.
Straw men are fun.