Two blonde girls walk into a department store.
They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, 'That’s quit nice, don’t you think, Tracy?'
'Yeah, what’s it called Sharon?'
'Viens a moi'
'Viens a moi? What does that mean?'
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me’.
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, 'That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?'