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#2219109 A Goalie is Needed

Posted by softshoes on 28 October 2011 - 08:47 AM

No, no, no. Not only is Howard a new father, but apparently Conklin is IMPOTENT! We're doomed! :scared:

So Conklin isn't the father then. We got that going for us.

#2204724 Crosby's 2012 Season now in Question

Posted by softshoes on 21 August 2011 - 05:06 PM

If your a true hockey fan, not just a homer, you hope he recovers well enough to play again. Like it or not he is great for the game. Hell if all the players I disliked/hated never played again there would definitely be some serious contraction in the league.

#2174810 Hey, it could be worse...

Posted by softshoes on 13 May 2011 - 07:42 AM

#2173152 Bow legged?

Posted by softshoes on 12 May 2011 - 02:41 PM

This is a good place to drop this on Dats

Dats love

And then there's Pavel Datsyuk, flitting about like wisps of smoke, appearing here and there to suffocate offensive players before gusting back with the wind in the opposite direction.

This guy thinks his skill is due more to an ice cream head and not bow legs.

It's only logical, then, to assume he's not from this planet. It has to be true, what with that ice cream cone shaped head and ability to use a stick made of black matter, I assume. I assume it's made of black matter, because apparently nobody's able to lift it when he has the puck, yet he's able to dictate where every other player's stick goes when he wants what they have.

Really great read and nice that Dats is getting his due.
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#2170786 Wow... Ryan Clowe will not play in Game 6

Posted by softshoes on 10 May 2011 - 12:22 PM

He's got a broken heart.

esteef Roenick

Fixed it for you.

#2170156 Is the Sharks diving.....

Posted by softshoes on 09 May 2011 - 11:16 AM

Either that or a sniper's in the building.

One with a gun, I mean. Not a hockey stick.

When Thorton went down all I could think was Jesus Christ they have a grassy knoll in the Tank.

#2159083 Wings Getting No Help This Playoffs!

Posted by softshoes on 27 April 2011 - 03:23 AM


#2158277 new to the forum, some one guide me to the rules?

Posted by softshoes on 26 April 2011 - 02:38 PM

To my knowledge the only rule is to flame Crosby whenever possible. :hehe:

edit: though you won't find it in writing.

#2151333 Have you got your RED on?

Posted by softshoes on 16 April 2011 - 09:22 PM

There's always this option ladies:


#2151075 WCQF Game 2 GDT: Coyotes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by softshoes on 16 April 2011 - 03:01 PM

Thank God I only had half a bottle of Crown left today. That last period could have drove me to overindulge if I'd of had the materials.

#2146962 Lidström interview

Posted by softshoes on 12 April 2011 - 03:27 PM

Q . When you look back, is there one moment or game that gnaws at you, any major regret?

A . Yeah, that Game 7 at home against Pittsburgh (in 2009), losing in the Finals after we were up 3-2 in the series. Even though we won the Cup the year before, it still bugs me.

Nice to know we share the same regret. I'll never get over that one. :ranting:

#2119909 Bettman threatens Edmonton.

Posted by softshoes on 21 February 2011 - 12:48 PM

The world needs more Bill Davidsons. Detroit can't or won't do what's needed for the Pistons so he just says "f*** it, I'll build my own arena in Auburn Hills." No taxpayers money, no bonds, just his cash. Opened in 88' and is still a great place to watch an event.

#2075088 Retire Osgood's #30?

Posted by softshoes on 10 December 2010 - 09:05 AM

I'd say it's up to Hall of Fame voters.

I'm not a hater but IMO no HHoF no 30 in the rafters.

#2065823 Pat Burns has died

Posted by softshoes on 20 November 2010 - 08:58 AM

Condolences to the Burns family. Hockey lost a great one.

I can only hope the HHoF feels shame for not giving Pat Burns his due before he hit the dirt. Shame on them.

#2063434 Banging on the glass at the Joe illegal?

Posted by softshoes on 15 November 2010 - 04:10 PM

Here is a little tid bit if you break the glass you buy the glass, example if kids hockey has a game there and the glass breaks during play not a problem but if your kid hits the glass with his or her stick and it breaks and it is not an accident there parents just bought that broken pile of glass

That's not a pile of broken glass. That's E-Bay souvenirs material. Turn those lemons into lemonade.