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#2407464 WCSF Game 3 GDT - Blackhawks 1 @ Red Wings 3 - (DET leads series 2-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 20 May 2013 - 09:49 AM

I beg any of you lucky enough to be going to the Cathedral of Hockey® for tonight's game to never let the Blackhawks hear. Anything. All night. From warm ups to however many overtimes it may take tonight is YOUR night. Raucous is a word thrown around a lot. "This crowd at the Shark tank is raucous tonight," like that's even a real sentence. Yes, the night the Shark Tank or Vancouver or Eric Cartman presents Kingsland is raucous unicorns will be keeping time in the penalty boxes. 

 

Now Joe Louis Arena is known throughout the lands as a loud building. It needs to be louder tonight. All night. Raucous. Bring it. Turn it up to 11. All in. No passengers.

 

All Points Bulletin: If you see Patrick Kane wandering around the streets of Detroit after the game or the next couple days, get a drink in his hands STAT!! Keep 'em coming. Send me the bill. I'll cover it. Get him going and separate him from other Blackhawks if you can. Wait until he's good and drunk until you whip out the cell phone cameras, we don't want to scare him.

 

 

GO WINGS!!!




#2407054 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 07:48 PM

OH NOES! Another Chicago Tribune writer needs his bottle and a nap. The headline? 

 

Wings play extra tough with Toews

 

Awwwwww, they're playing hockey against us. That's not fair. We're the #1 seed and we've spent months calling this team invincible. We should get every call in every game. It worked for Jordan. HEY LEAGUE, stop letting them check our players. The writer gives Toews a chance to fill his diaper:

 

"It's just tough to understand sometimes why we get roughing penalties and hooking penalties, whatever it is, and it doesn't go both ways," Toews said. "If that's the way it's going to be, well, we need to understand that and play more physical and be tougher on them. We'll know that going into the next one.

 

http://www.chicagotr...0,4395897.story




#2406886 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:35 PM

WHY NOT US!?!?




#2406868 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:33 PM

I'd like to point out to the good people at the Chicago Tribune that while the hammer and nail might not have much of a rivalry the Red Wings and Blackhawks do it would appear.

 

Also of note, if the person wielding the hammer loses concentration even but a little, they are liable to smack the holy hell out of a finger or thumb.




#2406849 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:28 PM

I forget, what's the name of the Blackhawks mascot? Big Chief EmptySeats?




#2405961 Red Wings don't belong in the same rink as the Hawks?

Posted by Jersey Wing on 17 May 2013 - 09:59 AM

Every time I see or read an article like this it tells me two things. 1) The writer is really insecure about the team's place in history and 2) 11> 4




#2405026 WCSF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (CHI leads series 1-0)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 15 May 2013 - 05:57 PM

Never trust a city that can be outwitted by, and burned down by a cow.

 

Just sayin'




#2404204 ECQF - (5) Maple Leafs vs. (4) Bruins

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 09:25 PM

As bad as this loss was for Toronto, and it was horrible, they have to put it behind them and get ready for game 8.




#2404067 2013 Round 2 Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 05:23 PM

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#2403715 WCSF - (1) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (7) Detroit Red Wings

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 01:01 AM

WHY NOT US?!




#2403678 2013 Round 2 Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 12:37 AM

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#2402379 WCQF Game 7 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Ducks 2 - (DET wins series, 4-3)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 12 May 2013 - 10:24 AM

Game of Thrones at 9 and the Wings Game 7 at 10. A perfect lead-in because somebody's dying!

 

Hopefully the Wings will go all Sandor Clegane on the Ducks


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#2402006 WCQF Game 6 GDT : Ducks 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT) - (Series Tied 3-3)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 10 May 2013 - 11:17 PM

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say:
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#2400536 WCQF Game 5 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Ducks 3 (OT) - (ANA leads series 3-2)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 09 May 2013 - 12:33 AM

i don't know what all the hate is about.  how can you guys not be disgusted by this team?

 

AHL garbage like lashoff on the ice, bumbling s*** left and right, while 2 legitimate NHL defensemen sit?

 

the effort on that 5min PP?

 

the captain floating around making blind passes like he's daydreaming of his vacation home in sweden?

 

the soft play from the softest team in the league?

 

sorry, this s*** is revolting.  i stand by that.

Yes, so you've said...




#2400512 WCQF Game 5 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Ducks 3 (OT) - (ANA leads series 3-2)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 09 May 2013 - 12:21 AM

3 things I liked:

Watching Nyquist's confidence and his overall game grow more and more.

I think Big E is really rounding into a very solid defenseman.

Jiri Hudler or Robert Lang didn't take any hooking penalties.