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#2410702 WCSF Game 4 GDT- Blackhawks 0 @ Red Wings 2 - (DET leads series 3-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 23 May 2013 - 10:37 PM

Bettman Not Sure How Red Wings are Cheating

(AP) -- NEW YORK

May 23, 2013

 

National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman said he was not sure how the Detroit Red Wings are cheating in leading the favored Chicago Blackhawks 3-1 in the Western Conference Semifinals. "I'm not sure how it's being done but I know the outcomes have been wrong thus far for the most part, and don't appear in any of my directives on the playoffs." 




#2410588 WCSF Game 4 GDT- Blackhawks 0 @ Red Wings 2 - (DET leads series 3-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 23 May 2013 - 09:48 PM

Answer me this Chicago Tribune, was this a defective hammer? Help me out.




#2410282 WCSF Game 4 GDT- Blackhawks 0 @ Red Wings 2 - (DET leads series 3-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 23 May 2013 - 08:37 PM

Toews with the NATURAL HAT TRICK of penalties!!! Hats off to you young man!




#2408597 WCSF Game 3 GDT - Blackhawks 1 @ Red Wings 3 - (DET leads series 2-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 20 May 2013 - 09:57 PM

Sure the Hawks goal should have counted. But after watching Homer get good goals waved off for 15 years I'm not losing sleep over the hysterical Hawk babies.




#2408561 WCSF Game 3 GDT - Blackhawks 1 @ Red Wings 3 - (DET leads series 2-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 20 May 2013 - 09:43 PM

The Red Wings are taking up so much space in the Hawks' heads they should be paying rent.




#2407464 WCSF Game 3 GDT - Blackhawks 1 @ Red Wings 3 - (DET leads series 2-1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 20 May 2013 - 09:49 AM

I beg any of you lucky enough to be going to the Cathedral of Hockey® for tonight's game to never let the Blackhawks hear. Anything. All night. From warm ups to however many overtimes it may take tonight is YOUR night. Raucous is a word thrown around a lot. "This crowd at the Shark tank is raucous tonight," like that's even a real sentence. Yes, the night the Shark Tank or Vancouver or Eric Cartman presents Kingsland is raucous unicorns will be keeping time in the penalty boxes. 

 

Now Joe Louis Arena is known throughout the lands as a loud building. It needs to be louder tonight. All night. Raucous. Bring it. Turn it up to 11. All in. No passengers.

 

All Points Bulletin: If you see Patrick Kane wandering around the streets of Detroit after the game or the next couple days, get a drink in his hands STAT!! Keep 'em coming. Send me the bill. I'll cover it. Get him going and separate him from other Blackhawks if you can. Wait until he's good and drunk until you whip out the cell phone cameras, we don't want to scare him.

 

 

GO WINGS!!!




#2407054 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 07:48 PM

OH NOES! Another Chicago Tribune writer needs his bottle and a nap. The headline? 

 

Wings play extra tough with Toews

 

Awwwwww, they're playing hockey against us. That's not fair. We're the #1 seed and we've spent months calling this team invincible. We should get every call in every game. It worked for Jordan. HEY LEAGUE, stop letting them check our players. The writer gives Toews a chance to fill his diaper:

 

"It's just tough to understand sometimes why we get roughing penalties and hooking penalties, whatever it is, and it doesn't go both ways," Toews said. "If that's the way it's going to be, well, we need to understand that and play more physical and be tougher on them. We'll know that going into the next one.

 

http://www.chicagotr...0,4395897.story




#2406886 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:35 PM

WHY NOT US!?!?




#2406868 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:33 PM

I'd like to point out to the good people at the Chicago Tribune that while the hammer and nail might not have much of a rivalry the Red Wings and Blackhawks do it would appear.

 

Also of note, if the person wielding the hammer loses concentration even but a little, they are liable to smack the holy hell out of a finger or thumb.




#2406849 WCSF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 1 - (Series Tied at 1)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 May 2013 - 02:28 PM

I forget, what's the name of the Blackhawks mascot? Big Chief EmptySeats?




#2405961 Red Wings don't belong in the same rink as the Hawks?

Posted by Jersey Wing on 17 May 2013 - 09:59 AM

Every time I see or read an article like this it tells me two things. 1) The writer is really insecure about the team's place in history and 2) 11> 4




#2405026 WCSF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (CHI leads series 1-0)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 15 May 2013 - 05:57 PM

Never trust a city that can be outwitted by, and burned down by a cow.

 

Just sayin'




#2404204 ECQF - (5) Maple Leafs vs. (4) Bruins

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 09:25 PM

As bad as this loss was for Toronto, and it was horrible, they have to put it behind them and get ready for game 8.




#2404067 2013 Round 2 Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 05:23 PM

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#2403715 WCSF - (1) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (7) Detroit Red Wings

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 May 2013 - 01:01 AM

WHY NOT US?!