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#2155657 WCQF Game 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Coyotes 3

Posted by Jersey Wing on 21 April 2011 - 05:10 AM

Play off the Coyotes Keyboard Cat



#2154107 WCQF Game 4 GDT: Red Wings 6 at Coyotes 3

Posted by Jersey Wing on 20 April 2011 - 05:37 AM

Coyotes after game 1 -- "We have to be more physical"

Coyotes after game 2 -- "We have to be more physical"

Coyotes after game 3 -- "We have to be more physical"

Coyotes after game 4 -- "Can you even golf in Winnipeg?"


#2153379 2011 Round 1 Photoshop War: Phoenix Coyotes

Posted by Jersey Wing on 19 April 2011 - 08:15 AM

Better get this one up before the series is over...
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#2151426 WCQF Game 2 GDT: Coyotes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by Jersey Wing on 17 April 2011 - 07:36 AM

This comment left at TSN was too great not to share. Not sure if 'DetroitRiver' is one of our own:

DetroitRiver

BREAKING NEWS! The Phoenix Coyotes have just anounced they have a new owner: Pavel Datsyuk.


#2149851 Throwing an octopus at the Joe no longer allowed

Posted by Jersey Wing on 15 April 2011 - 06:29 PM

OK, it just hit me. If you'd like I'd be happy to throw an octopus at the league office doors and leave. I'd put red and white ribbon on the legs and simply splat it on the door. My wife just said she'd post any bail and videotape it.

If I don't see plentiful octopus tomorrow this plan is ON


#2148944 To Red Wings fans in Arizona:

Posted by Jersey Wing on 14 April 2011 - 10:07 AM

I think we should take up a collection and hand out Red Wing jerseys to the good boys and girls of Phoenix as they get to the gate at JOBING.COM ARENA


#2147882 WCQF Game 1 GDT: Coyotes 2 at Red Wings 4

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 April 2011 - 06:03 PM

Dear Phoenix,

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between s*** and syphilis in the dictionary.

All our love,
Hockeytown


#2147411 200 Posts For A Game 1 Victory!

Posted by Jersey Wing on 13 April 2011 - 09:56 AM

THE SHRINE went up this morning (and it grows exponentially with each victorious round -- it can get pretty out of hand by June)

Cards -- check
Mini Stanley Cup -- check
Lidstom and Yzerman bobbleheads -- check
Pom poms -- check
Pucks of value -- check
Death cards -- check
Squeaky octopus toy named 'Al' who used to be squeaked after every Red Wings goal but in 2009 he gave up the ghost so now he sits on the death cards (old hockey cards of the opponents teams that you kick and step on when the tension grows) -- check
Regulation goal lamp (off screen) -- check

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#2145776 Let's go Stars

Posted by Jersey Wing on 10 April 2011 - 05:54 PM

I agree tactically with those cheering for the Wild. A first round matchup of the Hawks vs Vancouver offers the most peril to the Canucks. On the other hand having such a big hand in the Hawks one-and-done dynasty would be something to savor always.

Despite injuries, despite scratch your head moments from this team I still think they can make a long run. So for that reason go Wild.


#2145595 2011 Round 1 Photoshop War: Phoenix Coyotes

Posted by Jersey Wing on 10 April 2011 - 02:40 PM

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#2145510 4/10 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Blackhawks 3

Posted by Jersey Wing on 10 April 2011 - 02:04 PM

I get it now. All this talk since the great cleaving in Chicago about THE CORE. An epiphany just hit me like a lightning bolt

You cannot spell THE GOLF COURSE without THE CORE


#2143609 4/8 GDT: Blackhawks 4 at Red Wings 2

Posted by Jersey Wing on 08 April 2011 - 10:29 AM

Put your boot on their throat until you hear the death rattle.

"Beware the veteran team that underachieved in the regular season"
--Harry Neale


#2143283 Zetterberg leaves against Carolina

Posted by Jersey Wing on 07 April 2011 - 01:31 PM

A friend of mine who works at the joe just called me. She said that he was skating this morning, and was skating about full speed. She did note that he was not in full gear which would be expected but he looked good. Shes no idiot when it comes to hockey either so this is good news.


You have the best news. I choose to believe YOU


#2143153 Unbelievably bad goal.

Posted by Jersey Wing on 07 April 2011 - 06:31 AM

The "We can't disprove it didn't cross the line" comment is a LIE. It's more CYA for an on-ice official's blown call.

Anyone with working eye sockets could plainly see it never crossed the line. That shouldn't be hard to overturn IF you're not playing CYA.


#2141957 50 Greatest Players in Wings History

Posted by Jersey Wing on 04 April 2011 - 08:03 PM

Let's all agree Bob Errey would have been #51