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#2134792 3/23 GDT: Canucks 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Zion on 23 March 2011 - 02:21 AM

At least there is no Jason Williams in the lineup to get headshotted by Raffi Torres.

#2132254 Detroit vs Chicago

Posted by Zion on 19 March 2011 - 02:16 PM

It'd be good for travel, but bad if they let their kids skate circles around them. Ericsson and Rafalski, especially.

Dats and (especially) Zetterberg are just absolute machines in the playoffs, and I think Toews and Kane would be as shell-shocked as they were in '09.

Oh, and Helm, FTW.

#2132220 3/19 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Predators 3

Posted by Zion on 19 March 2011 - 10:38 AM

Nashville Predators = Howard Wolowitz

#2130806 3/16 GDT: Capitals 2 at Red Wings 3

Posted by Zion on 16 March 2011 - 02:06 PM

Ovechkin OBLITERATED by a Datsyukian hit after Pavel makes a Datsyukian deke around Mike Green, where Ovechkin is clearly charging Dats, lining him up.

Pavel then DESTROYS Alexander Semin with a Datsyukian fight, in which Pavel simply trades punches with Semin, Probert-style. Semin, fighting the way he fights, only lands hammerfists to Dats' shoulder pads... none of which fazes Pavel, who then skates to the penalty box, signaling his championship belt around his waist.

#2111686 2/7 GDT: Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

Posted by Zion on 07 February 2011 - 10:00 AM

Draper, Helm and Lidstrom all score on short-handed breakaways...

... the Rangers go 0-for-1 on the power play.

3-1 Wings. Puck is behind the Red Wings' net. The battle for the puck tips the net forward, and the puck slides under the back of the net. Without a review, and no explanation, the goal counts.

#2107891 Jordin Tootoo in rehab

Posted by Zion on 01 February 2011 - 02:17 AM

If I were visiting another hockey board and found a Red Wings discussion about a Detroit player with a problem, followed by some of these posts, I'd figure I were at a St. Louis Blues forum.

Shameful some of the things said here. No one hates Jordin Tootoo the player more than this guy, but I wish him nothing less than a speedy and full recovery. This is just hockey, people.

#2102496 1/22 GDT: Blackhawks 4 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Zion on 22 January 2011 - 05:40 AM

Same here! 8pm in Italy!!! Woo-hoo!!!

#2099221 1/18 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Penguins 4

Posted by Zion on 18 January 2011 - 04:27 AM

Kunitz will slew-foot Franzen
Cooke will sucker-punch Kronwall from behind
Letang will jump Hudler
Lidstrom scores a pair, 2-1 Wings win

#2064812 Games on FS-D+

Posted by Zion on 18 November 2010 - 10:46 AM

The Pistons do not deserve to bump Detroit to FS+ for any reason whatsoever.

Truthiness at its finest...
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#2060773 Music at the Joe

Posted by Zion on 10 November 2010 - 07:15 AM

Yeah, "Get Ready For This" and "Hey Hey Hockeytown" for the goal songs. Everything else can go away.


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the disgrace of this club music. I work for the American Forces Network, and our radio shows are LITTERED with this crap. I'm afraid to go into the studio(s) to work on something, in fear of walking into "P-P-P-Poker Face, P-P-Po-ker Face".

Just. Awful.

#2060263 Music at the Joe

Posted by Zion on 09 November 2010 - 07:34 AM

I actually like (or LIKED) that I could watch a game on the NHL Network's Classic Series, and hear the familiar tunes from the early HockeyTown days(~1995, to be exact) until today. Tradition.

If Lady Gaga is the direction we're headed... :thumbdown:

#2059521 Why is St. Louis doing so good?

Posted by Zion on 08 November 2010 - 01:43 AM

I think that St. Louis is doing so WELL because they've sucked for so long, they have acquired some great talent.

I think that St. Louis is GOOD, because they've sucked for so long, they have acquired some great talent.

#2057534 An Unlikely Scrap

Posted by Zion on 04 November 2010 - 01:48 PM

I'll say it again: what pissed me off more than the 10 crosschecks to Z's back was the fact that it was Jimmyf****** Howard who went after Crosby. Kronwall also had a clear shot after they'd been separated and didn't so much as look in the same direction as Crosby, let alone say anything (God forbid!)... just terrible.

Paging Pavel Kocur...

#2057468 An Unlikely Scrap

Posted by Zion on 04 November 2010 - 12:10 PM

This made ESPN, so you know it's important.

Crosby needs to get the f*** beaten out of him, but no one on the Wings can do it, so I'm rooting for Carcillo to jump him like he jumps his opponents.

#2041852 10/8 GDT: Ducks 0 at Red Wings 4

Posted by Zion on 08 October 2010 - 06:52 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yowza:

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yowza:


HOCKEYTOWN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S WIN AT THE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD, HOCKEY IS FINALLY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :siren: :siren: