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#2529278 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 02 July 2014 - 01:38 AM

Update from previous story: Holland still reportedly at Bell Tire kicking tires. The manager asked him to leave but he just continues to make grunting noises as he kicks. The police were called and Dan Cleary posted his bail. Dan was adamant that Holland be let go because "Holland promised me a top 6 forward spot next season". Holland is finally home and resting comfortably, ready to continue his summer vacation.

Witnesses reported hearing Holland screaming something along the lines of "I don't know why they're not coming here" as he was dragged to jail.

Holland reportedly will tee off at noon tomorrow.


#2529262 When will we know about Alfie? (Legwand signed w. Sens)

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 02 July 2014 - 12:23 AM

We already know what will happen.

Samuelsson-Lang-Franzen
Hudler-Legwand-Bertuzzi
Calder-Williams-Alfredsson
Leino-Emmerton-Cleary

Quincey-Delmore
Lebda-Woolley
Lashoff-Kindl

"I don't know why they're not coming here"


#2529254 Can Z and Pav do anything to protest? (not that they would)

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 02 July 2014 - 12:06 AM

I hope the don't do an Occupy the JLA....all that fecal matter, burger wrappers and patchouli oil messing up the seats...we don't need that.

Is that you, Bill O'Reilly?


#2529082 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 01 July 2014 - 07:53 PM

Just got back home and what do I see?  Quincey in, Niskanen out (for less than 6 million). 

 

 

Lol. 

Did you see Kevin Porter?!?!?!11111?!11




#2528991 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 01 July 2014 - 07:02 PM

I don't blame Ken for not giving Stralman a 5-year deal for that kind of money. However, I would've rather taken Gilbert at that price than Quincey at nearly double that. I'm still in shock that he is back. All signs pointed to him walking this summer.




#2528897 Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 01 July 2014 - 06:26 PM

I've been trying to hold back. I've been trying to think that this is the year Holland makes some real moves to get this team back into contention. After seeing some of the names that signed elsewhere and the prices they signed for, I'm completelyf****** disappointed. f*** Holland. What a joke.


#2527469 UFA day looking up

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 30 June 2014 - 11:21 PM

 
 
Per the Red Wings official website

No.

No.




NO


NOOOOOO.


#2526121 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 27 June 2014 - 12:59 PM

The trade makes me hate Anaheim a little more and hate Vancouver a little less.


#2525762 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 25 June 2014 - 06:07 PM

I'll take one Deryk Engelland, please.


#2525592 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 24 June 2014 - 09:52 PM

He's not going to go anywhere.
If he does it'll be another California team.

I completely forgot about his family situation in California. Thanks for reminding me.

Well that sucks. I miss Stuart, and Matt Greene re-signed with Los Angeles for four years.


#2525256 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 23 June 2014 - 11:54 AM

Good Ol' JR!
 
Favorite post of the month...easily. 

BAH GAWD KING STOP THE MATCH! STOP THE GODDAMN MATCH!


#2525255 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 23 June 2014 - 11:51 AM

Good move for both Columbus and Philadelphia.

While we're on the subject of blockbuster moves, the Devils have re-signed Cam Janssen to a one-year, two-way deal. The love affair between Lou and Janssen continues.


#2525175 Compliance buyout expected to be used on Tootoo

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 23 June 2014 - 12:03 AM

Anyone else think Trotz may request that Tootoo be brought to Washington?


#2524962 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 20 June 2014 - 09:52 PM

Dale Weise has re-signed with Montreal for two years.

Too bad he'll only see one of those years, since Milan Lucic is going tof****** kill him next year.


#2524525 Shawn Thornton will not be returning to the Bruins

Posted by Bring Back The Bruise Bros on 19 June 2014 - 06:55 AM

If they are facing the enforcer out and let the rats ruin the show, hockey will become like soccer on ice = unwatchable.
 
It's funny how often Thornton gets called a goon, the guy has skill and brings a lot of energy, leadership teams like the Oilers should be lining up to get him and his leadership. He could do some huge guidance for Gazdic or join the Flames and build the toughest 4 line in the NHL with McGrattan and Westgarth. There is potential for him that's for sure. Guy will be in the NHL next year and thanks god this game needs more not less players like him.
 
It's also funny, when the team with the softest fourth line in the league is talking about wasting a roster spot on someone like Thornton. For years now our so called fourth line has been a joke compared to the ones from Boston, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Kings heck even Chicago has a more physical fourth line.
 
Mark my words Chiarelli will regret this decision as soon as the Leafs are rolling into B-town. Would love to see a reinnovation of a grind line and the bash brothers but I also know it wont happen.

I can see him going to a young team that is lacking in the physicality department. Florida, Tampa Bay, maybe Edmonton. I don't see him going to Calgary unless the Flames get rid of Westgarth.