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#2105338 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 26 January 2011 - 08:26 AM

If I were Nabby I would report to the Islanders and take a nap in the crease during my first game. Not even attempt to make a save, let in 7 goals on his first 8 shots as an Islander. Just to piss Garth Snow and Charles Wang off.

Hopefully they'd get the hint and let him go.

Free Tibet.
Free Willy.
Free Nabby!

#2104106 Komisarek in trouble with the LAPD

Posted by puffy on 23 January 2011 - 10:57 PM

LAPD is short for LAP Dance. Commit a crime in LA and you'll see what I mean. ;)

#2104097 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 23 January 2011 - 10:34 PM

Good for Nabokov.

He's a 35 year old goalie who has never won a cup, why the heck would he want to waste precious time with the New York Islanders?

If a playoff bound team would have picked him up there is no doubt in my mind that he would have played for them, but to go from Wings to the Islanders is just ridiculous.

It's like a pimp offering you a Jenny McCarthy lookalike and 48 hrs later he delivers Rosie O'Donnell. WTF!!!

#2102794 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 22 January 2011 - 12:17 PM

Thanks for the memories Nabby.

#2093980 Osgood might need groin surgery

Posted by puffy on 08 January 2011 - 11:15 PM

Poor Ozzy, I also had "groin surgery" once and it hurt like hell. At least it's 3 inches bigger now, hang in there! It's totally worth it!

#2092766 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 07 January 2011 - 10:15 PM

The Leafs actually scored NINE goals against Atlanta in a 9-3 win today and Lebda still finished with a -3. Go figure.

#2090271 USA vs Canada (WORLD JUNIOR SHOWDOWN)

Posted by puffy on 03 January 2011 - 11:25 PM

That has to be the worst case of "home ice advantage" I've ever seen. 85% of that crowd was wearing a Canada jersey.

#2088376 World Juniors

Posted by puffy on 01 January 2011 - 01:12 AM

Enh... They do a good job with the hair dye and the plastic surgery. But for me it just makes it more difficult to see if they have real, solid attractiveness.

The New Testament clearly states:

"No women who paints thy hair blond and makes thy breasts three times larger shall be punished".

#2082451 Thrashers @ Leafs

Posted by puffy on 21 December 2010 - 10:32 PM

Waffles are harmless. Chances are Francois Beauchemin will just eat them after the game.

If you want to get the message across you have to throw bricks!

#2080830 WHY can't we do this one day at the Joe?

Posted by puffy on 18 December 2010 - 08:28 AM

I am trying to organize a brick throw for a Leafs game this year. It seems like a very popular idea.

All the bricks without blood on them will be collected and used to build a homeless shelter.

#2079665 Random Discussion Thread

Posted by puffy on 16 December 2010 - 11:56 PM

If I'm 25, what's too young of a girl to be talking to? I found a really interesting one, who is gorgeous, but is 20. Is that too young?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a 25 year old boy dating a 20 year old girl.

#2076494 Habs Leafs 3D game

Posted by puffy on 11 December 2010 - 10:44 PM

I've been watching NHL games in 3D for years now.

All it takes is a bottle of Smirnoff and narcotics. ;)

#2075796 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 10 December 2010 - 10:32 PM

If the Leafs start winning I'm totally screwed.

The "I'm a Leafs fan" excuse is the only reason my psychiatrist hasn't sent me to Alcoholics Anonymous.

#2064176 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 17 November 2010 - 03:49 PM

Is it impossible to sneak in a bottle or two over there? i dont remember anything like that down in tampa and ft.lauderdale when i was there

It's pretty difficult. I always get sexually harassed at the entrance.

I'd like to think it's because I'm incredibly sexy, but it's probably because I look Romanian and we are known to smuggle booze into church.

#2017562 NHL Rejects Kovalchuk's Contract

Posted by puffy on 20 July 2010 - 10:02 PM

The average NHL player as a whole has never been better then now. Sports evolve, and you may argue that less teams= less diluted talent, but everyone seems to forget that back even in the 80's the league was over 90% NA.

There is a much bigger pool to draw from today. This is the reason the league has a lot more top guys, but no truly elite guys that stand miles ahead of everyone like Lemueix and Gretzky did. The vast increase in youth leagues/training, as well as far more balanced nutrition and talent pool to draw from has made for far more player parity then you could ever imagine.

You're going to call me insane, but I would honestly be shocked if Boyd Deverauex as he is now would not have been a consistent all-star in the 50s. The conditioning, speed, and overall talent of all the players will continue to improve, its just the natural way a sport grows. Do you really think the quality of game has suffered? If so, I suggest you get your nostalgia glasses off, and watch how easy it was for skill players to dominate in the 80s. Slow-ass defensemen and non-butterfly goaltending... yeah real challenging.

Just because the talent pool is bigger doesn't mean we should be putting a hockey team in a desert!

I suppose if the NHL made wiser re-location decisions in the past I might be ok with a 30 team league, but frankly every team has 4 or 5 players that are temporary plugs at best.

From a players perspective it's great because they keep the dream alive, but from a fans perspective it's like...WTF are some of these guys doing here?