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#2105338 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 26 January 2011 - 08:26 AM

If I were Nabby I would report to the Islanders and take a nap in the crease during my first game. Not even attempt to make a save, let in 7 goals on his first 8 shots as an Islander. Just to piss Garth Snow and Charles Wang off.

Hopefully they'd get the hint and let him go.

Free Tibet.
Free Willy.
Free Nabby!


#2104106 Komisarek in trouble with the LAPD

Posted by puffy on 23 January 2011 - 10:57 PM

LAPD is short for LAP Dance. Commit a crime in LA and you'll see what I mean. ;)


#2104097 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 23 January 2011 - 10:34 PM

Good for Nabokov.

He's a 35 year old goalie who has never won a cup, why the heck would he want to waste precious time with the New York Islanders?

If a playoff bound team would have picked him up there is no doubt in my mind that he would have played for them, but to go from Wings to the Islanders is just ridiculous.

It's like a pimp offering you a Jenny McCarthy lookalike and 48 hrs later he delivers Rosie O'Donnell. WTF!!!


#2102794 Nabokov claimed by NYI, refuses to report, suspended

Posted by puffy on 22 January 2011 - 12:17 PM

Thanks for the memories Nabby.


#2093980 Osgood might need groin surgery

Posted by puffy on 08 January 2011 - 11:15 PM

Poor Ozzy, I also had "groin surgery" once and it hurt like hell. At least it's 3 inches bigger now, hang in there! It's totally worth it!


#2092766 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 07 January 2011 - 10:15 PM

The Leafs actually scored NINE goals against Atlanta in a 9-3 win today and Lebda still finished with a -3. Go figure.


#2090271 USA vs Canada (WORLD JUNIOR SHOWDOWN)

Posted by puffy on 03 January 2011 - 11:25 PM

That has to be the worst case of "home ice advantage" I've ever seen. 85% of that crowd was wearing a Canada jersey.


#2088376 World Juniors

Posted by puffy on 01 January 2011 - 01:12 AM

Enh...  They do a good job with the hair dye and the plastic surgery.  But for me it just makes it more difficult to see if they have real, solid attractiveness.


The New Testament clearly states:

"No women who paints thy hair blond and makes thy breasts three times larger shall be punished".


#2082451 Thrashers @ Leafs

Posted by puffy on 21 December 2010 - 10:32 PM

Waffles are harmless. Chances are Francois Beauchemin will just eat them after the game.

If you want to get the message across you have to throw bricks!


#2080830 WHY can't we do this one day at the Joe?

Posted by puffy on 18 December 2010 - 08:28 AM

I am trying to organize a brick throw for a Leafs game this year. It seems like a very popular idea.

All the bricks without blood on them will be collected and used to build a homeless shelter.


#2079665 Random Discussion Thread

Posted by puffy on 16 December 2010 - 11:56 PM

If I'm 25, what's too young of a girl to be talking to? I found a really interesting one, who is gorgeous, but is 20. Is that too young?


There is absolutely nothing wrong with a 25 year old boy dating a 20 year old girl.


#2076494 Habs Leafs 3D game

Posted by puffy on 11 December 2010 - 10:44 PM

I've been watching NHL games in 3D for years now.

All it takes is a bottle of Smirnoff and narcotics. ;)


#2075803 Coyotes file for Bankruptcy/City pays 25mil to keep them

Posted by puffy on 10 December 2010 - 10:48 PM

Just give the team to Jim Balls Silly already!


#2075796 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 10 December 2010 - 10:32 PM

If the Leafs start winning I'm totally screwed.

The "I'm a Leafs fan" excuse is the only reason my psychiatrist hasn't sent me to Alcoholics Anonymous.


#2064176 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by puffy on 17 November 2010 - 03:49 PM

Is it impossible to sneak in a bottle or two over there? i dont remember anything like that down in tampa and ft.lauderdale when i was there


It's pretty difficult. I always get sexually harassed at the entrance.

I'd like to think it's because I'm incredibly sexy, but it's probably because I look Romanian and we are known to smuggle booze into church.