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#1956391 4/24 OOT Playoff Gameday

Posted by puffy on 24 April 2010 - 04:50 PM

This is just like the time I made love to a Portugese Hooker. It was the best sex I've ever had, but she gave me herpes.


#1953310 Which NHLer would you like to punch in the face?

Posted by puffy on 21 April 2010 - 07:43 PM

Sean Avery!

How dare you publicly humiliate Elisha Cuthbert like that!

For the record I'll gladly have sloppy seconds, tipsy thirds, freaky fourths, fabulous fifths and sensational sixths with her!

I'd have to put her through a car wash because well...she's been with Avery. But I would still hit that any day of the week!


#1952816 Crowd singing at JLA

Posted by puffy on 21 April 2010 - 06:22 AM

I think it would be pretty awesome if a singing crowd became a regular thing in the NHL.

I wouldn't be opposed to picking out a "team song" and singing it every time our boys need a boost.


#1950913 Mood Booster!

Posted by puffy on 19 April 2010 - 10:01 PM

I played road hockey with Derek Roy when he was a Kitchener Ranger. I was the goalie and he hit me in the balls on his very first shot. That is all.


#1929408 Calgary Flames watch

Posted by puffy on 31 March 2010 - 07:22 PM

That's what you get for grabbing a bunch of Toronto Maple Leafs in order to make the playoffs.


#1921390 San Jose blown out

Posted by puffy on 22 March 2010 - 12:06 AM

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lol.....great analogy. You gotta be like Costanza and go out on top. You peaked to early...no pun intended.


We can discuss my premature ejaculation problem at a later time. :P

I'm not prepared to let anyone Evgeni my Nabokov just yet.


#1921376 San Jose blown out

Posted by puffy on 21 March 2010 - 11:32 PM

San Jose Sharks are like a pornstar with erectile dysfunction.

Yes...You have an 11 inch penis, but what good is it if you get too nervous and can't get the damn thing up when it matters most???