sleepwalker

If I planned on throwing a dog or cat, I would just get it from PETA because thier shelters kill a higher percentage of incoming animals than any other shelters. Plus the analogy between dog/cat vs octopus is not accurate, as the octopuses were caught for human consumption as food and then sold as such. But this is PETA, so logic doesn't become anyone who represents them.

This.

Plus, why does peta even bother making statements anyway?  NOBODY takes those nut-jobs seriously at all.  Not to mention that they resort to using violence and terrorist tactics to try to try to make their point.  (and thus, IMO should be dealt with as a terrorist organization)

And as eva points out, they are also complete hypocrites, as they are personally responsible for more animal deaths than any other shelter or animal rescue place.

In conclusion;

f*** peta

One of the funnier comments I read regarding this, via the puck daddy comment section;

If and when pens fans start throwing bandwagons on the ice i guarantee it would be not only allowed but encouraged

The phrase "Pens fans" can also be substituted with "Chicago fans".

It's like going 5 over the speed limit, 99% of people get away with it, but if you get pulled over and cited for speeding, you still broke the law.

No, its not like that at all.

Its like if people going 5 miles over the speed limit were never cited before, and all of the sudden some foreign multi-billion dollar corporation, who had no interest in the city at all, called up the local police and said;

"Look, I know you never have before, but we are ordering you to now start ticketing people.  Why?  Because we don't like the people of your city, and we are more powerful AND more wealthy than you, and if you don't obey our orders, we will use our money and power to f*** you over.  Yes.  That is a threat.  Deal with it assholes."


THAT is what it is actually like.

Dear police:
Please ignore Law X because it's unfair and stupid.

You mean like they have for years, until Gary Bettman got involved the other day?

Police are public servants, not Bettmans servants.  They should be looking out for the public in the area they are sworn to protect, the people who pay their salaries.  In this case, the public has made it 100% clear they do not want this enforced, as it is tradition and has never been enforced in the past.

But some multi-billion dollar corporation head from the other side of the country calls the local police and says "start enforcing the law anyways"  and the police immediately roll over and comply?  Who are they really serving here...  Seriously, think about it.  Thats some scary s***, right there...

What I don't get is the NHL now has the power to enforce a civil fine and a court date?  Really?

Exactly.  There is obviously more to this...

And even if there is some new "law" that hockey fans can no longer throw anything on the ice, what happens when a player gets a hat trick?  They call in the national guard to come in and arrest hundreds of people?

Haha, I remember that article from last year.  

At first I thought it was a joke by a Wings fan, but then I realized it wasn't and Coyotes fans are actually really that much of pathetic babies that they have to cry and use the "you live here now, please support us" BS to try to garner sympathy from people just to get them to wear their teams jerseys!  HI-LARIOUS!!!




Get AZ out of the league already.  They are a bankrupt welfare team with no fans, that the real hockey teams in the league are forced to give money to to keep afloat and keep that ******* Bettmans dream alive, of somehow forcing hicks in the southern US to like hockey.

Mancrush?


Salei has no skill set at all to offer?


You realize the way you decided to put this, you just come off looking like some Kindl fanboy, who doesn't even watch much hockey, and who is butthurt Salei gets more ice time, right?

Salei is a veteran who also has experience playing for Babcock.  Kindl is just a rookie.  Just being European doesn't magically mean he should get the start.

I like how they don't proof read their work, and spell Bruins wrong in the finals.  

I like how they have the winner of the Wings vs. Coyotes matchup as the Predators and the winner of the Penguins vs Lightning matchup as the Flyers...  

WTF?

Its like they all got together and smoked several multi-gram crack rocks before hand so that they could try to put together the most retarded and nonsensical chart they possibly could.  If that was the plan, they should be proud.  They succeeded with flying colors.

Hawks fans and Gary Bettman have nothing to complain about here.

The refs did absolutely EVERYTHING in their power to try to throw the game to the Hawks...  The Wings just kept battling against both the Hawks and the corrupt ass refs to take this one home.

f*** YOU BETTMAN!!!!!

LETS GO STARS!!!

I liked the comment that said something like "if the league fines him, he should send them bills that say "Bettman sucks!" on them"

what the f*** is a UConn anyway...

Its an area in NW Canada.  Its also the name of an SUV that GM makes.  UConn Gold is also the name of a potato.

I wanted to fight the Pitts fans sitting next to me but it was a little girl

You should have kicked her ass anyway.  

They need to get rid of that stupidf****** instigater rule.  I think they'd be amazed at the amount of reduction in concussions that alone would bring.

I also think they need to do away with the trapezoid too.  That wouldn't have as much impact as the instigater rule being taken out, but it would help bring a small reduction as well.   Not to mention its just a completely retarded rule.

Winning goal?

13:13 by #13

Good 'ol lucky 13!

f*** Gary Bettman.