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#2134429 Edzo BINGO

Posted by evilzyme on 22 March 2011 - 08:18 AM

So everyone knows Rod Allen has his own drinking game when he does commentary for Tiger games, but i have yet to find one for Mickey Redmond. I have spent countless hours, (actually just a few minutes) to gather all of Mickey's quotes. So how it goes, is whenever Mickey says one of these quotes, you take a drink, really simple. But, we all know that Mickey has tended to come out of the blue on some really great saying, "He could sell ice cubes to the eskimo's right now." So whenever you deem that one of his quotes deserves a drink, you take a drink.

But here are the most common of Mickey's great quotes.

"Oh Boy"
"Bingo Bango!"
"Holy Jumpin'"
"Put all the hay in the barn and let 'em go at it!"
"This is what the fans came for!"
"This is no place for a nervous person"
"Ginger ales after the game"
"Hey Gang!"
"That was a tic-tac-toe play"
"Like a lumberjack fighting for the last pork chop!"
"He likes it when you call him Fill Poola" (Valtteri Filppula)
"Keep your sticks on the ice kids, good things happen"
"You can head for your parties! This one's over!"
"You go to sleep for a second against these guys -- the Red light's on"
"Holy Mackeral!"
"Well, He's a dandy"
"The lumber is flying!"
"Here comes Houdini" (his nickname for star center Pavel Datsyuk)
"He’ll go in for repairs"
"He blew a tire"
"They got 'em rockin' at the Joe!"
"He got a little lumber on him, and it didn't tickle"
"His eyes were as big as saucer plates"
"He couldn't get the puck in the ocean, even while standing on the pier"
"Now you kids out there, pay attention, you could learn something from the pros"
"You've got to watch the puck or you'll be spitting out Chiclets"
"That was a bang-bang play"
"That type of call just doesn't belong in the game of hockey"
"Now that's a chinsey call"
"They don't know what a penalty is here in San Jose"
"Katie bar the door"
"You only get a few kicks at the cat"
"If I didn't know better, I'd say the ice was slanted"
"He just gave him a BC two-hander"
"It's a bench-clearing Donnybrook"
"Hold it right there, gang!"
"There was no one going to the pop stand!"
"Giving a little Chin Music"
"Water over the bridge, my boy!"
"He's making more turnovers than Betty Crocker!"
"Look out!"
"It's a shooting gallery down there!"
"You could've thrown a blanket over 'em!"
"That was like a pinball game!"
"Like Johnny on the spot!"
"Put that biscuit in the basket"
"His head looks like the top of a Makers Mark bottle"
"He really left his jock strap hangin' off the clock"
"He got beat like a rented mule!"
"You be the judge."
"It's Five O'Clock on a Saturday" (sung when a goal is scored about 5pm on Saturday game)
"He had him out on fort street!"
"He gave em the whatfor..."
"Ok their going at it, not one person sitting at the Joe "
"It's a beautiful thing."
"That puck had eyes"
"Watch out!"

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#2133987 will the wings re-sign modano?

Posted by evilzyme on 21 March 2011 - 08:49 PM

Yo my boy just scored the game tying goal? Ya'll done with this bulls*** yet?

#2130256 What is Helm's offensive potential?

Posted by evilzyme on 14 March 2011 - 02:40 PM

Helm is going to be the next Draper. I absolutely love one thing about Helm, he is willing to learn and expand his game. You can consistantly see him change and listen to the people around him, he's not naive. He also trys to mimic the players around him, Draper during the offseason and in the beginning of the season taught him how to use his speed and you can definitely tell hes been learning. Helm last season used to just fly down the ice like a bat out of hell, he still does it day in and day out but he's alot smarter with it. He's also learning how to use his hands. What scares me is teams offering him a nice chunk of change because they see his potential, i'm hoping he isn't too greedy and wants to stay with Hockeytown. Helm will definitely be a top player in upcoming seasons, I can only see him getting better.

#2128430 Is this the end?

Posted by evilzyme on 10 March 2011 - 12:45 PM

They still have time to get their heads out of their asses, personally I feel like this slump they're in is what they need. They need to go on a big losing streak. Shown last night they can go 5-11 and i forgot how many overtime losses and still hit the 96 point's that are estimated needed to make playoffs. Anyways, when you're on a losing streak is when you finally sit down and analyze what's going wrong here. We have a team full of depth and superstars, they all know what they are capable of but currently they feel like they can hit the ice and magically carry themselves to win. It's the wrong way to play and that's how they're doing it right now. We're taking half-ass shots, making horrible passes that aren't there (I'm not sure what the hell they're seeing for a passing lane right now), and defense is getting ran into the ground. The only way for them to wake up is what's happening right now, I want Babcock to be pissed. This is the only way Babcock is going to become his old self, when the team is playing like absolute s***. This may worry a lot of fans because it's so close to playoffs but I know this will only strengthen them in the long run. Let's get this bulls*** cleaned up BEFORE the playoffs happen, not allow it to carry on WHILE the playoffs are here. /rant

Short version: Stop bitching and have some faith.

#2128370 NHL could lose Air Canada sponsorship over headshots

Posted by evilzyme on 10 March 2011 - 10:43 AM

Who needs Air Canada anyways.

The National Hockey League.

#2124740 Datsyuk interview from 2009

Posted by evilzyme on 02 March 2011 - 06:56 PM

Hey guys,
I'm not sure, but I stumbled upon this interview and thought it was pretty awesome. I'm not sure if it was ever shared on LGW but here's to pasha.


Alot of his background and a good look inside of him, I thought it was great read and never knew about his coming up to an NHL superstar.

#2121524 2/24 GDT: Stars 4 at Red Wings 1

Posted by evilzyme on 24 February 2011 - 08:15 PM

They actually deserved to be boo'ed right now, hopefully... they will get threatened by Babcock with another haze fest.

#2121276 The best form of payback

Posted by evilzyme on 24 February 2011 - 01:42 PM

I'm sure momma Staal wasn't happy.

I'm sure Eric got a pleasant phone call from his parents. "RealLYYYYYYYYYY?! YOUR BROTHERRRR???"

#2121271 TB ticket prices not going up

Posted by evilzyme on 24 February 2011 - 01:36 PM

Am I alone here or do I feel like he also dug himself a hole here with this article? You know its bad when they come out publicly and voice out that "we don't have enough fans." If I were the owner, I would be HAPPY to play the red wings again, why? Because the sea of red isn't just red wings fans, their fans that are paying OUR bill. It's nice to have fan's of your own, but be blessed that other fans are willing to travel into your grounds willing to pay YOU to watch their team play. Who cares, Tampa Bay's fan base will grow in a few years, give it time bucko.

#2114598 River city sports big sale

Posted by evilzyme on 11 February 2011 - 10:38 AM

Saw this just now on HFBoards so I thought i'd pass the information here.

Www.rivercitysports.com is having a huge sale on authentic jerseys, $149.99, i believe their rep's are going for 40 bucks also. Have a look on the website. Their reputation is good and jerseys known to be legit. If anyone is in the market for a new jersey this may be your break. Happy shopping, lgw.

#2111757 Frazen getting vocal about scoring drought

Posted by evilzyme on 07 February 2011 - 12:22 PM

Sorry guys, my laptop is down for the count so i couldn't post the link and actual quote. Doing this via my phone.

#2102543 NHL picks All-star alternate captains

Posted by evilzyme on 22 January 2011 - 10:16 AM

P Kane shouldn't be an "A".... stop using his previous season as an example, getting old. Besides the fact that the kid is a douchebag.

Kesler deserves it, hes been holding Vancouver over his head.

Mike green is probably the most popular defensemen to mainstream hockey.

St. Louis is a good choice too, racking up points while teams double coverage Stamkos.

#2101979 Datsyuk, Cleary, and Homer likely back Feb 2nd

Posted by evilzyme on 21 January 2011 - 02:50 PM


Datsyuk, Cleary, and Homer all possibly back for feb. 2nd's game

Modano continues to skate with team.

Things are looking up boys.

#2097038 Money On The Board Deetroit Style!

Posted by evilzyme on 14 January 2011 - 01:54 PM

If I can remember my paypal username and password ill send $5 your way.

#2094970 More 24/7?

Posted by evilzyme on 10 January 2011 - 03:15 PM

Being covered by HBO especially 24/7 you had to expect the series to be covered with great emotion and it showed. I absolutely loved watching the series. I've gained more respect for some players I thought were complete douches. Also, the final episode I found to be really emotional, I'm not sure it was but the outdoor arena part with the kids hit me pretty hard and the final 5 minutes where they were playing exogenesis pt 3 by muse was amazing. The passion they put into the show and showcased it was beautiful.