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TheXym

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#2565847 NHL Player Tracking System

Posted by TheXym on 24 January 2015 - 10:44 PM

Can it track a bad pass by a goalie?


That would be the "JUCK F***ING POTT"! ;)

In all seriousness, I do agree with roboturner that using it for determining if a puck actually crossed the goal line could be a good thing. Heck, anything to offset the incompetence of on-ice officials would be good.


#2565788 Stadium series Wings vs Avs 2016!

Posted by TheXym on 24 January 2015 - 11:46 AM

After they lose to the Pens in back to back Winter Classics and Edzo forsakes them by openly rooting for the Pens and calling out the Hawks for subtle interference.


#2565787 crazy hockey dad

Posted by TheXym on 24 January 2015 - 11:37 AM

I've only been on here since last summer, and it was already an ongoing joke by then, so apparently I missed something awesome.
Ha.

One of the best drunk posts in the history of the Internet.

DAN WHATEVER YOURf****** NAME IS CLEAR OR CLEARLY GET THE f*** OUT OF THIS TEAM BACK GOf****** LEARN TO PLAY MORON I PERSONALY DON'T GIVE As*** THAT YR LEG IS f***ET UP, PLEASE LIIVE. ANF BABCOCK PLEASE GET READ OF OUR QUINESSSSSSYYYYY HOLLAND YOU JUST HIT THE JUCKf****** POTT




#2565782 crazy hockey dad

Posted by TheXym on 24 January 2015 - 11:23 AM

"Mam, this is an elementary school spelling contest. Could you please go back to your seat and refrain from any further outbursts?"


Having participated in the 1986 National Spelling Bee, I found this way too funny. I'm glad I don't have to deal with the parental outbursts at my choir concerts.

For some reason, the Wheelz on the bus bit made me think of the "JUCK F***ING POTT!!!1!" poster from a while back.


#2565503 The Maple Leafs finally put a quality product on the ice...

Posted by TheXym on 22 January 2015 - 12:24 AM

Montreal did it better, proving once again that Toronto is and will always be Canada's #2

  

Depends on what your comparing them to.


Don't some people refer to crap as #2?


#2565285 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 10:26 PM

I already had that part covered xym!


Sorry bro, I was on autopilot!


#2565253 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 10:18 PM

Koivu denied.


#2565242 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 10:17 PM

Not looking forward to the shootout, but the Wings completely folded in the third. I'd love to see Mrazek give someone the Hasek on Gaborik treatment.


#2565174 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 09:53 PM

Ericsson is Minnesota's MVP this game.


#2565155 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 09:47 PM

Time to lock it down. That's enough standing around and letting them get back into it.


#2565084 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 08:54 PM

Bit late, but for Goose's PP goal.  Again, anyone with actual photoshop skills, feel free to improve.

 

bingobangobunghole.jpg




#2565037 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by TheXym on 20 January 2015 - 08:35 PM

I just did this in paint on my laptop with no mouse, just the touchpad, but someone who has actual photoshop skills feel free to do a better version.  It seems appropriate.

 

pulkamaniaforumpic.jpg




#2564780 Jimmy Howard.......All-Star!

Posted by TheXym on 19 January 2015 - 06:02 PM

Most of the early Sabres goals on Mrazek were due to the players in front of him sucking hard. If you're going to blame the goalie for everything, then apply it equally. If you're actually going to criticize accurately, then again, apply it equally. If you're going to call out the D or Forwards for blowing coverage leaving the goalie out to dry, apply it equally.

And now, for a poem inspired by EuroTwins:

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.


#2564779 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by TheXym on 19 January 2015 - 05:50 PM

Got some free curly fries in Vestal, NY.


#2564708 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by TheXym on 19 January 2015 - 06:47 AM

Edit:
Also this from TSN.ca:
 
 
I wish Sabres will win soon and one of the Penguins greatest records stays intact.


The coach of the Pens for that streak? Everybody's favorite announcer, Ed Olczyk.