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#2390879 4/27 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Stars 0

Posted by beachwing on 27 April 2013 - 07:38 PM

******* eh, of all the times to finally stick up for a teammate and you choose now!!! WTF!!!


#2390803 4/27 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Stars 0

Posted by beachwing on 27 April 2013 - 07:16 PM

Dek is smart....like he doesnt force that point shot!


#2390556 4/27 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Stars 0

Posted by beachwing on 27 April 2013 - 12:16 PM

I'm here! I'm so nervous I could puke, but I'm here! I was hoping to not have to do this again (f*** you, Lumbus!), but here goes:

You know what? Z has done a s***ty job as captain. He never deserved the C, and now he's clearly showing why. He can't carry this team on his back, and because of that we can look forward to losing many years' worth of must win games because we have no leadership. Where are our veterans?! We have a bunch of kids running around in poopy diapers, spazzing all over the ice and tripping over their own dicks because they're toof****** excited! This DelKeyser kid makes too many mistakes because he's out there ripping around, taking chances, and trying to show off. I mean, WTF?! And is Brunner not the laziest son of a ***** you have ever seen? He doesn't even try! Don't get me started on Tootoo. What af****** *****! My grandma could kick his ass with her diabetes monitor. Mark my words--this team is going nowhere, so get used to The Suck. I don't know about the rest of you, but I will be jumping off this bandwagon like af****** Titanic survivor after the game tonight. Whatever.

LGW!!

The best part of these Smoke, is that your posts could just as easily could show up here on LGW as a serious rant and not a parody! In fact im sure if we scoured the threads we could find wagon fans losing their s*** just like this after losses.

Love these:):):)


#2390417 Should I take an octopus to Dallas?

Posted by beachwing on 26 April 2013 - 09:54 PM

Good rule of thumb is always take an octopus everywhere. Better to have one and not need it than find yourself thinking, "Damn, I wish I had that octopus".


Outstanding work Buppy!!! Shared this on twitter.... Granted I only have like 9 followers:)


#2390147 Franzen's a Bargain

Posted by beachwing on 26 April 2013 - 11:08 AM

Whats most frustrating is that if we just would have gotten 15 more games this year of 'present day mule' we are sitting in 3rd or 4th right now.


#2390135 Should I take an octopus to Dallas?

Posted by beachwing on 26 April 2013 - 10:39 AM

This quite possibly is the greatest thread ever!!!!


#2389589 4/25 GDT: Predators 2 @ Red Wings 5

Posted by beachwing on 25 April 2013 - 06:51 PM

Thank you Danf****** Cleary!!!


#2389240 4/24 GDT: Kings 1 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by beachwing on 24 April 2013 - 09:28 PM

Regardless of how this thing plays out I have been so very impressed and happy with Jimmy's play this season!


#2389234 4/24 GDT: Kings 1 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by beachwing on 24 April 2013 - 09:24 PM

You know Toots will be a man possessed again tmmrrw against his former mates.

Team has found some desire andf****** chemistry finally!!! Let it ride!


#2389227 4/24 GDT: Kings 1 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by beachwing on 24 April 2013 - 09:21 PM

Our d is awesome, but Babs could put Bert And Sammy in and totally kill our speed and mojo.


I really hope Babs has finally found what he's been looking for all season.

For all of Cleary's limitations that dude mucks and grinds and does some good. He is really the only change I can see....swap Bert in for him.

I have not been a Babs hater ever but if he screws with that 4th line tmmrrw I may just embrace some shade his way.


#2387426 Which things from the past (not just Wings related) do you miss most?

Posted by beachwing on 21 April 2013 - 03:37 PM

 
Pictures or it didn't happen.


I spent all my $$ on Tickets and was rockin a motorola flip phone which predated the cAmera phone era.

Plus i was 27 and she was 17 so I felt a little greasy about the thoughts I was having in general.

Actually did small talk to her and her friend and they were drinking Daquries....at 17 in the joe:)


#2387408 Which things from the past (not just Wings related) do you miss most?

Posted by beachwing on 21 April 2013 - 01:52 PM

I miss those two times I sat next to Kournikova at the Joe.


#2386936 4/20 GDT: Red Wings 1 @ Canucks 2 (SO)

Posted by beachwing on 20 April 2013 - 07:38 PM

I hope Toots loaded up on Caribou pregame and comes out flying and raises and sets the bar for energy and effort for the entire team tonight.

2pts cha cha cha!


#2386189 4/17 GDT: Red Wings 2 @ Flames 3

Posted by beachwing on 17 April 2013 - 11:23 PM

There was a lot of open netting for us to shoot into tonight and we never found it!


#2385724 Franzen.... cares?!

Posted by beachwing on 17 April 2013 - 05:17 PM

Tootoo is absolutely exactly as advertised and one of the few Wings I notice everygame he plays.

As stated, I think Babs has reigned him in and has him scared of going to the box and playing 'his' game.

Love the guy and the way he plays....he has another gear that we havent seen but you cant play that way if you're worried about getting grounded from mom n dad.