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#2600026 Brian McGrattan

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 02:38 PM

I heard Brian McGrattan lost the rubber match in a best two of three Greco Roman wrestling contest.

 

His opponent?

 

The U.S.S. Enterprise. 

 

Rumor has it, "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart interfered in the third match to secure the Enterprise final victory. 




#2600019 Brian McGrattan

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 01:36 PM

Brain McGrattan uses his own thigh as an anvil. 




#2599999 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 11:56 AM

After 10 months and 140,000,000 miles, NASA's Mars rover, The Curiosity, landed in the Gale Crater of Mars and began sending back pictures.  The first images?  The end of Brian McGrattan's erection...of course.




#2599990 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 11:38 AM

I once watched Brian McGrattan stuff Marshawn Lynch on a fourth and inches.


#2599985 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 11:25 AM

I once saw the Grim Reaper riding a Harley Davidson at Daytona Bike Week.  He had a tattoo of Brian McGrattan. 




#2599983 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 11:19 AM

I once saw Brian McGrattan eat a wheel of aged cheddar cheese, before dancing vigorously to the Black Eyed Peas' "Boom  Boom Pow".

 

He dared me to laugh. 




#2599980 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 11:11 AM

Smelling salts sniff Brian McGrattan when they get knocked out. 




#2599968 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 10:16 AM

Brian McGrattan once date raped Karl Malone on a dare. 




#2599963 Knuckles vs Numbers - The death of the enforcer

Posted by kipwinger on Today, 09:56 AM

McGrattan has become the Bill Brasky of LGW.  And in that mythic space, I actually really like his presence. 

 

"Brian McGrattan taught me how to love a woman...and scold a child". 

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with McGrattan, but there weren't any horses around? Well, McGrattan throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, McGrattan decides to enter me in the Breeders' Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, 'Don't shoot him, he's a human."




#2598653 ECQF Game 4 GDT : Lightning 3 at Red Wings 2 (OT) - Series Tied 2-2

Posted by kipwinger on Yesterday, 02:20 PM

Hockey christ in heaven, I have No Idea how this game is gonna go. And it's pivotal. Probably series deciding one way or another.

 

Key good things lurking in the back of my mind before drop off:

*** Stamkos is really struggling. No idea if it's injuries or part defensive coverage part exhaustion. I hope all of the above, plus a wodoo spell by a Jamaican spellmaster Hutwoman. Also, he is misused in the Tampa PP.

 

**Tampa's Tyler line was defended great in game 3. More of the same. Pop em!

 

* Great pressure in terms of forechecking and good penetrating passes in game 3. This was a KEY difference from the other games, also the games from late in the regular season. Can they sustain? It is Critical.

 

Let's go RW.

 

I testify that there is no hockey God except the one true hockey God, and Katie Strang is his prophet.  

 

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#2598622 ECQF Game 4 GDT : Lightning 3 at Red Wings 2 (OT) - Series Tied 2-2

Posted by kipwinger on Yesterday, 01:56 PM

Just got free tickets to the Nats and Cardinals at 4 p.m.  Gives me just enough time to get to the bar afterward for the Wings.  Today is going to rule. 




#2598316 Carcillo speaks out on Montador's death and mental health issues

Posted by kipwinger on 22 April 2015 - 03:14 PM

Thats sad as hell.
I think I like Dan carcillo now.

 

Well, I don't know that I like Dan Carcillo, but it does help to be reminded that these guys are actual human beings once in a while. 

 

The league really needs to figure out a serious approach to reducing head injuries.  I think the issue has reached critical mass.  At this point it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when".  So why continue to pussyfoot around it?




#2598313 Carcillo speaks out on Montador's death and mental health issues

Posted by kipwinger on 22 April 2015 - 02:50 PM

Yikes. 

 

http://www.theplayer...montador-video/




#2598295 ECQF Game 3 GDT : Lightning 0 at Red Wings 3 - DET Leads series 2-1

Posted by kipwinger on 22 April 2015 - 01:26 PM

I don't see Howard getting moved.  One, because nobody really needs a goalie of Howard's caliber all that bad.  Two, Ken Holland (and Mike Babcock's) M.O. is to keep guys around for "competition".  Remember two years ago when we had more players than roster spots and cap money?  That would have been an ideal time to waive/trade someone and it didn't happen.  As long as Mrazek is cheap (and he will be for a little while), they'll keep Jimbo around. 




#2598160 ECQF Game 3 GDT : Lightning 0 at Red Wings 3 - DET Leads series 2-1

Posted by kipwinger on 21 April 2015 - 10:11 PM

Excellent game tonight. And a big atta boy to Brendan smith. He played a really solid game. More of those and he'll get no complaints from me.