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#2562150 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 07:59 PM

I would claim him and play him against Sens every game. Cowen, it's a payback time

 

I think he should get hired by the league to carry around Gary Bettman like Master Blaster from Mad Max

 

"Who runs bartertown!"

 

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#2562136 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 06:44 PM

Where did I say either McGrattan or Thornton were good hockey players?

Also, I doubt the Panthers were the only team interested in Thornton this past summer.

 

Nope, I bet team (the league over) were lining up to sign a slow, talentless, 37 year old dips*** who squirts people with water bottles from the bench.  And of course he chose them, not because they were the only team that was interested, but because the Florida Panthers have a long and storied history in the NHL.  I mean, who wouldn't want to play for them?




#2562134 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 06:39 PM

 

You mean the Florida the Wings can't seem to beat?

 

Nope I mean the Florida that will be watching playoff hockey on TV like I do.  

 

Oh, you didn't think the fact that they won a few games against the Wings lately matters did you?  Adorable. 




#2562130 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 06:26 PM

He doesn't know the difference. Anyone who fights more than 3 times in their career=unskilled meathead goon.

 

Well one of the two people you're talking about just got waived because he's EXACTLY an unskilled meathead goon, and the other didn't have a place on the only team in the league that 100% embraces unskilled meathead goons.  So what point are you trying to make?  That one of the two of them is a good hockey player?

 

They're just different levels of unskilled, meatheaded, goon.  Hence nobody (other than perennially horrible Florida) wants them. 




#2562128 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 06:10 PM

He wasn't a good hockey player last year, and still isn't this year. Give me a hint?

 

Nailed it. 




#2562125 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 06:06 PM

If Kenny picks him up, I take back everything negative I've ever said about him and this team.

Realistically, I hope someone picks him up and he sticks around the league. Why did Calgary waive him? He was basically a regular on their 4th line last year. What happened?

 

You really don't have any ideas?  Not even a guess?




#2562116 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 05:41 PM

SHOTS FIRED

This thread is great!
I'm liking all the posts.

ALL OF THEM


I know we are all having some fun right now. But I think its important to take a minute to think about those most affected by this. Of course I'm speaking about Brian and the rest of the McGuffin family. I hope they know that through trials ahead, I personally will never forget the significance they've had on me. The name McGuffin will forever be seared in my memory.


#2562101 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 05:03 PM

This is all so incredibly satisfying.  I'm not above basking in it. 




#2562098 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 05:00 PM

I feel like Jurco and especially sheahan could protect themselves.
But its scary Tats and nyq go unprotected.

 

Have you seen how much Tatar likes to party?  I bet that dude goes unprotected all the time.  It's a dangerous world. 




#2562094 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:58 PM

False. Pavel has ties to the Russian mafia. That's better than two McGrattans, at least.

 

Two McGrattans don't make a right. 

 

 

Or a complete hockey player for that matter. 




#2562091 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:52 PM

Who's been protecting them?? If anyone has they've been doing a s***ty job, by your own admission there's a lot of rats in league. You know, the same league McGratton is in.

 

Was in. 




#2562088 Franzen on IR

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:49 PM

I don't know man, Brendan Smith's a pretty handsome dude.

 

I'm not really into dumb chicks. 




#2562084 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:47 PM

You know who will get to the bottom of this?

 

Brian McGrattan in his new front office position.  Nobody is more capable of A) figuring out which rat hypnotized Brian Burke and forced him to waive the aforementioned McGrattan, and B) making sure that all future Flames embrace a different rat ethic...of the gym variety. 

 

All in a day's work for Brian McGrattan, Calgary Flames Toughness Czar. 




#2562080 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:43 PM

Yeah, but aside from those two really tough dudes, "WHO IS PROTECTING JOHNNY HOCKEY, MONAHAN, AND BARTSCHI NOW?"




#2562076 McGratton on waivers

Posted by kipwinger on 09 January 2015 - 04:36 PM

Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now?

 

Deryk Engelland?