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#2592044 Definition of a real fan

Posted by kipwinger on 10 April 2015 - 12:03 PM

 

I'm more of a fan than Jack Edwards

 

You're more of a fan than Jack Squat! 

 

Get it?  Get it?




#2592039 Will Wings Revisit Signing Phaneuf?

Posted by kipwinger on 10 April 2015 - 11:53 AM

 

Because Elisha wears the pants.

 

I thought she wore Joffrey Lupul's pants...ya know...after they're done doin' it and all. 




#2592026 Brendan Smith

Posted by kipwinger on 10 April 2015 - 11:19 AM

Do you guys honestly think Smith's going to be smarter with the puck at forward...when he has the puck more?  I don't want that dingbat touching a puck ever again. 

 

Like, seriously.  If I were near Brendan Smith and he tried to reach down a pick up a puck to put it back in the bin at a sporting goods store, I'd still punch him. 




#2592025 Definition of a real fan

Posted by kipwinger on 10 April 2015 - 11:17 AM

Jack Edwards is a real fan.  Everyone else is posing. 




#2592016 Brendan Smith

Posted by kipwinger on 10 April 2015 - 11:06 AM

Smith seems like he would serve way better as a forward. The only time he does anything remotely helpful is when he joins a rush. 

 

And scores all those points for us?  Lol.

 

If his offensive game is his "most helpful" contribution then he's worse than I thought.  He's produced less offense than every other defenseman we have.  Including Kindl...who doesn't even play regularly. 




#2591864 4/9/15 GDT Red Wings 3 @ Canadiens 4 *Warning post #888 & 906*

Posted by kipwinger on 09 April 2015 - 11:10 PM

WHUT A THUGG!!!! THIS ISN'T THA NBA!!!1111!!1!

Let's be real, it ain't just Beantown.

*sips tea*

I would love to get PK in the Winged Wheel...

 

Would you go so far as to say that you need "PK for your bunghole"? 




#2591860 4/9/15 GDT Red Wings 3 @ Canadiens 4 *Warning post #888 & 906*

Posted by kipwinger on 09 April 2015 - 10:55 PM

 

The craziest part about the Clowe play is the Kings were fighting for a playoff spot, he reached over with his stick and broke up an odd man rush.  Had they called a penalty I think it would've been a 5 on 3 for the Kings. 

 

I could never understand how all the officials on the ice somehow missed him reaching over and breaking up the play.  You'd think the officials would be watching the puck. 

 

 

The water thing was unbelievable too.  Since it was Thornton the general attitude seemed to be it was all in good fun.  I can't imagine the s***storm had it been Subban squirting Thornton from the bench. 

 

Agreed.  Heaven forbid P.K. Subban even have fun after the game.  Let alone during it.  If he'd squirted Thornton, the Beantown faithful would have been dusting off their hoods.




#2591851 4/9/15 GDT Red Wings 3 @ Canadiens 4 *Warning post #888 & 906*

Posted by kipwinger on 09 April 2015 - 10:45 PM

 

Babcock not happy with couple of goals Howard allowed. Said he's going to have a beer and think about who'll start in playoffs.

 

 

Jeff Blashill?




#2591491 4/9/15 GDT Red Wings 3 @ Canadiens 4 *Warning post #888 & 906*

Posted by kipwinger on 09 April 2015 - 08:56 PM

Hey what's up guys, what's been going on lately?  I haven't been watching the game, but for some reason my ears were ringing so I thought I'd check in.




#2591029 4/9/15 GDT Red Wings 3 @ Canadiens 4 *Warning post #888 & 906*

Posted by kipwinger on 09 April 2015 - 06:59 PM

I want Tatar to break 30 sooooo bad. Haven't had 30 since 2009.


#2590839 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by kipwinger on 08 April 2015 - 10:08 PM

Everybody snickers about Florida, but they're just like Columbus.  They're going to come out of the blue suddenly and start kicking the crap out of all the regulars.  Tallon has done a good job drafting down there, and that team is moving in the right direction. 




#2590786 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by kipwinger on 08 April 2015 - 07:38 PM

Chara goes down awfully easy for a giant. 




#2590784 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by kipwinger on 08 April 2015 - 07:30 PM

I agree, but screw Rask. 




#2590737 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by kipwinger on 08 April 2015 - 03:38 PM

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances

Beat Carolina 3-2, playoff odds up 3.2 to 96.2%
97 points   42 25-13
 
Need a home, regulation win tonight in the Wash/Bos game.

 

 

No sweat. 

 

Washington is going to spank the Bruins.  Those dumb ass gorillas from Beantown can't stop taking penalties...

 

and Washington has this guy on the powerplay.

 

alex-ovechkin1.jpg




#2590726 The Lines to get us in

Posted by kipwinger on 08 April 2015 - 03:17 PM

I don't like Tatar and Nyquist on the same line together.  They're too similar, in both their strengths and weaknesses.  PLUS, it's a total waste of Sheahan's size to put him with two small, fast wingers. 

 

 

Also, I'd call up AA if we clench before the last game of the season.  Because Andersson as a third line center all but ensures that line isn't scoring at 5 on 5.  Ever.