Fear not, everyone's favorite sock puppet is here to tell you that the Wings have found their RHed D Man.
So no worries about making any deals. We're allllllllll good.
Hey, I'm all for making fun of Helene St. James, she's the worst kind of idiot. But let's direct criticism where it's due.
Our dingbat coach says on the topic...
"Coach Mike Babcock went so far today as to say, "I'm hoping that's our trade," referring to Detroit's quest for a right-shooting defenseman."
If Ken Holland said "Alexey Marchenko is our deadline acquisition" the townsfolk would already have the torches lit and the pitchforks sharpened.
Buuuut Uncle Mike says it, and it's clearly beyond reproach.
Nevertheless...Helene St. James IS a sock puppet.