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#2682216 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 04 July 2016 - 09:18 PM


Our fourth line could be a scoring line. There's no law against it. Pulkkinen-Sheahan-Jurco?


Well - there would be scoring.  This much is true.

#2640233 11/29 GDT : Florida Panthers at Red Wings, 2:00 EST

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 29 November 2015 - 05:47 PM

Drew Miller = -1.
Smith out = loss.


Tomas Jurco = -1

Anderson out = loss.


Gustav Nyquist = -1

Pulkinen out = loss.


Mike Green = -1

Smith = loss.


Kronwall = -2

Lashoff in GR = loss.


...so many permutations to this fun game, all of them dumber than cement.

#2638151 11/18 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 8:00 EST

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 18 November 2015 - 10:52 PM

What a bonehead move to change while the other team has the puck at center ice with a full steam ahead. That's just a mistake that is so braindead, you dont even make it in juniors. Thank you, #4. Your hockey IQ is that of the stick tape.


I've no right to comment, I only ever lurk here to get updates during games since in NZ we're at work at this time, and I am too lazy to ever contibute.  But I have to say mate, as far as broken records go, you take the bacon as the most annoying ever.  


(Worth a ban, I'll take it)

#2565429 New Zealand and South African Hockey?

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 21 January 2015 - 01:19 PM

You've probably not heard of our hockey down here because we have maybe 1500 players countrywide, though it is one of the fastest growing sports. The haka itself is a traditional war challenge, performed by the Maori, our indigenous people. We're pretty proud of our culture hence its incorporation into the sporting arena. I was privileged enough to perform the haka when I played for the NZ lacrosse team at the World Cup in Canada 2006. (Another minority sport with about 150 senior players in total!). There's the occasional uproar here about the overuse of the haka, but I reckon it's pretty cool, shows off our little country and gets people like yourselves who wouldn't otherwise know who we are talking about us!

#2491062 Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 05 March 2014 - 05:29 PM

I reckon this trade deserves a little respect. If it isn't made our centres for the next few weeks are Anderson, Sheahan, Glendenning, and Emmerton! That's a lets give up the season and tank it line up. Call me crazy but I'm glad to support an organization that doesn't just quit. None of us know what other teams were in on Legwand, if Jarnkrok was what was the Preds required to make it happen, so be it. He's a solid producer, and while we need D long term I'm happy we've got some help to get us to the dance. Bring back the big guns then, and we're a good looking team!

#2373935 3/25 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Coyotes 2

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 25 March 2013 - 09:16 PM

Hope you don't mind Flashy, but I liked the idea of the boys laughing at the boys as women (As disturbing as the whole thing is!)  So Jim B, the goalie coach, now has a copy of the GDT pic in his inbox, to do his worst with later!

#2366836 Going to the wings game tomorrow.

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 09 March 2013 - 09:57 AM

Feel you guys might like this update...


After the Edmonton game, which was super loud and super fun and capped off a great "trip of a lifetime" to see the Wings, I went to a bar by the hotel for a beer.  I was in the bathroom when this guy asked me about the game, said it was great, and he introduced himself, Jim Bedard, the Wings Goalie coach! 


So we talked a little, and I told him my story, I guess he thought it was a good one and he invited me along to their practice yesterday.  It meant I had to change my flight back to Mexico and spring for another night in a hotel, but for a once in a life time opportunity, it was well worth it!  So in the end I had a private tour of the Joe, met a bunch of the support staff, photos in the locker room, had a chat with Kyle Quincey who had spent 7 days in NZ on a kind of promotional USA vs Canada tour a couple of years back (he didn't play, it was all minor league guys, but was there as the meet a real live NHL guy).  Waiting for the practice, Ken Holland (Super nice guy) came out and had a chat for a while, mainly about golfing in NZ.  I hope he doesn't get to go golfing there until retirement, since to go in the right season we'd need to be knocked out of the playoffs...


After practice Jim told me to wait in the locker room, so I got to sit around while the guys ripped into each other, I was especially glad to hear them all giving Brunner plenty of "you're lucky to be at the Wings man, best place ever", here's hoping he listens!


Tootoo was sitting next to me shoulders all iced up so I asked, was it just general recovery or for something specific (hoping for general recovery).  His answer was awesome!  "oh just general soreness...  shoulders, elbows, arms...  knuckles......."  Knuckles!  Love it!!!


Anyways, a fairy tale ending to an awesome first ever trip to the Joe Louis arena to see our beloved Red Wings.  I reckon I'll never be able to thank Jim enough for opportunity, Everyone I met, the support staff, the admin guys, all the way to Ken H, were wicked nice people.  We're lucky to be fans of such a fantastic organisation.

#2365758 Going to the wings game tomorrow.

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 06 March 2013 - 03:05 PM

Way cool WA! I too hope you're going tomorrow, I'll be there and will have to hunt you down to call you a lucky b*****d in person!

#2364872 Going to the wings game tomorrow.

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 04 March 2013 - 10:11 PM

As a long time lurker of these forums - I might as well join in and say I'll be going too.  Being a displaced New Zealander currently living in Mexico, I don't have any wicked connections that can get me a backstage pass, strangely enough...


But the dream of many many years, to see the Wings at the Joe, is finally about to come true.  So I am pretty damned excited right about now!

#2226039 11/15 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Blues 2

Posted by kiwi wingnut on 15 November 2011 - 10:28 PM

Very flattering that the wings sent a scout down to our Aussie over-35s beer league and chose to model their power play on ours. Kind of wish they didn't...

(Would like to have popped my posting cherry on a more positive night, but the first one's always a bit of a let down right?)