Heavenly Hockey Gods, we offer up our praise and thanks for your divine inspirations. Your Sport is the Sport above all others, worthy of all our praise and all our love. It with humility and eternal gratitude that we beseech thee for a Red Wings win tonight. Let our shots be true and find the back of the net. A lot. Let our checks be strong and finished. Let our work in the corners yield great chances and even greater scores. May our defense be a brick wall. Please guide James Russell Howard III to greatness tonight, perhaps a shut out.
We ask this in the name of the Howe, the Yzerman, and the Holy Sawchuk. Amen.