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#2510036 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Today, 01:57 PM

Ansar Khan and Brenden Savage both picked Boston.  I'm currently making them rue the day by utilizing the comments of my arrogantly ignorant Mlive character "TheGlistening" to baffle, confuse, and idiotically insult them.  In past exchanges I've accused them of being the "liberal media" for reporting Red Wings loses, as well as attempted to arrange a Khan v. Albom celebrity boxing match for a charity of TheGlistening's choice.  In that case it was a fundraiser to support my character's made up dance troupe "The Tri-City Manikins" located in Saginaw, MI. 
 
Don't ever be a Michigan sports writer and pick the opposition on my watch. 


:lol:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is my favorite post of the season.


#2509555 WCQF - Series F - Blues vs. Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 April 2014 - 11:52 AM

I would love nothing more than to see Chicago knocked the eff out in the first round.

I deal with the cognitive dissonance by pretending the Blues are team Sweden because of the color of their unis. Everyone should join me.

Heja Sverige...err Blues!


#2509553 Kyle Quincey Appreciation thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 April 2014 - 11:42 AM

I appreciate the improvement that Q made over this last stretch. He didn't suck as much, and I found myself saying GODDAMMIT QUINCEY much less.

And good luck on his journey to another team next season. Wish you all the best Q! Sayonara!


#2509380 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 02:15 PM

Nice game to watch. Now bring the Bruins !
 
Saving the butt pats for the playoffs ?


Oh s***!

PLAYOFF PREP BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2509365 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

And another regular season in the books. Flew by. Glad it ended on a high note!

NOW BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS


#2509294 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 01:06 PM

I could watch that Sproul hit on a loop all day.


#2509186 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

NBC bitching about traffic in front of the net :lol:

See--how to score goals in hockey.


#2509158 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:53 AM

God Helm is SO EFFING FAST.

I still have dreams that he will spend an entire summer working on his hands one on one with Datsyuk in the wilds of Siberia like in Rocky 4, and come back just crazy talented. *sigh*

And of course that goal doesn't count.


#2509150 4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:48 AM

$5 for every game won
$5 for every Kronwalling
$5 for every Glendening goal
$1 for every PP goal (my bunghole demands it)


#2509143 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:42 AM

Babcockbruinsbear.jpg


*files this under "things that cannot be unseen"*


#2509025 Around The League - Eastern Conference Playoff Race

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 12 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

Boston it is!


Oh god someone please start the photoshop thread NOW.


#2508780 4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 April 2014 - 07:49 PM

Justin Abdelkader
A haiku by BoS

Oh myf****** god
I could pot an open net
Goal with my right boob

Edit: my right boob is less talented


#2508511 Maple Leafs Name Shanahan New Club President

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 06:30 PM

Wow, that was fast.

I'm having such cognitive dissonance about this that I can't even comment intelligently about it.

I just posted in the Leafs thread this afternoon wondering about whether all the whispers about this move being a possibility were legit or just speculation.

I...guess I got my answer.


#2508466 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

 
Obviously you were drunk off your ass.


Have you met (read) me? When am I *not* drunk off my ass? And I like some of you assholes...

:lol:


#2508279 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:50 PM

I've learned not to pick our poison. We're in, now let the chips fall where they may...