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#2565780 crazy hockey dad

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on Yesterday, 11:14 AM

Next competition I go to I'm yelling GET THA WHEELZ ON THE BUS at the top of my lungs.

It could be a debate tournament idgaf


"Mam, this is an elementary school spelling contest. Could you please go back to your seat and refrain from any further outbursts?"


#2565787 crazy hockey dad

Posted by TheXym on Yesterday, 11:37 AM

I've only been on here since last summer, and it was already an ongoing joke by then, so apparently I missed something awesome.
Ha.

One of the best drunk posts in the history of the Internet.

DAN WHATEVER YOURf****** NAME IS CLEAR OR CLEARLY GET THE f*** OUT OF THIS TEAM BACK GOf****** LEARN TO PLAY MORON I PERSONALY DON'T GIVE As*** THAT YR LEG IS f***ET UP, PLEASE LIIVE. ANF BABCOCK PLEASE GET READ OF OUR QUINESSSSSSYYYYY HOLLAND YOU JUST HIT THE JUCKf****** POTT




#2565517 Stadium series Wings vs Avs 2016!

Posted by vladdy16 on 22 January 2015 - 08:17 AM

I don't care if it's the Wings and every rival they've ever had, the Stadium Series needs to die.  




#2565100 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by Playmaker on 20 January 2015 - 09:01 PM

hey Mary Kate Suter, how you liking living with your in-laws? You sure are missing out on something special here! But you always have those Sunday night yatzee games.

You do realize that both Suter and Parise both recently lost their fathers and both made mention as to what a blessing it was to be close by and that their dads got to watch them play so much at the end of their lives, right?




#2565080 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by Euro_Twins on 20 January 2015 - 08:50 PM

Just tuning in--not too shabby, eh? :)


I'll be waiting patiently with my butt erect


#2564811 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by FlashyG on 20 January 2015 - 12:22 AM

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#2564695 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 January 2015 - 11:12 PM

Well Kip, you should be happy with NHL.com as they wasted no effort or cleverness in coming up with a headline for tonight's victory: ZETTY LARCENY

 

ZETTERBERG (curly)FRIES BUFFALO; WINGS CAPTAIN TURNS TASTY TRICK




#2564686 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by Jesusberg on 18 January 2015 - 10:58 PM

I'm not saying I'm responsible for Kyle Quincey's offensive surge, but I mocked his offensive ability before he scored in Edmonton. Six points in seven games later, and here we are.

OK, so maybe I deserve some credit. Hey, Brendan Smith, keep it simple. You totally can't score six points in your next seven games.


#2564681 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by Jersey Wing on 18 January 2015 - 10:54 PM

Hat trick for the Captain and the Dog wears the hat!

 

Thanks Finn for participating so "enthusiastically"

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#2564680 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 18 January 2015 - 10:54 PM

Our captain, who art in Tampa hallowed be thy skates


#2564674 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by Y19 on 18 January 2015 - 10:45 PM

5 Hail Yzermans and 5 Our Lidstroms for penance

 

Praise YFMB!




#2564669 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 18 January 2015 - 10:43 PM

I'm open to this idea, I don't watch the Hawks very often outside of them playing the wings. But yea just based on how I've seen him in the past against us he seems angry and whiny.

Z got under his skin BAD, Which is a point of pride for me when I argue against Chicago fans.

*pats butts*

'Murica

You don't get to pat this butt till you bring me back to life


#2564661 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by Hockeytown0001 on 18 January 2015 - 10:41 PM

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#2564656 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by rick zombo on 18 January 2015 - 10:39 PM

Toews never struck me as a great Captain. Always seems too hot headed and let's things get under his skin.

 

Toews is a petulant ass-baby. 




#2564640 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 18 January 2015 - 10:31 PM

 
They have fast food in Canada?  

Yeah, but its one big restaurant in the middle of the country and they mostly just serve poutine.