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#2558498 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 11:18 PM




#2558488 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 09:37 PM

Sign me to a week's contract. When WE (LOL) get in the inevitable shootout I'll go first and at least all the fans will have a huge laugh as I skate on my ankles on a forever torn ACL towards the opposing goalie. I'll make an awkward move as I go from R to L and suddenly (I wasn't going THAT fast to begin with) pop back right for a shot. I'd either likely miss or if I made it the opposing goalie would quit the league and the team would be so inspired they'd win the Cup.
 
Just let me pick the music one night and I'll have Karen Newman ride on my lap as I resurface the ice on the Zamboni Al's not driving and save the money.


That was a wild ride from start to finish


#2558476 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 09:20 PM

That's what she said!


GET A ROOM YOU TWO

GOD


#2558453 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 08:58 PM

It would be comical if I didn't feel like crying


#2558343 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 08:40 PM

Cleary won't waive his ntc or else it would be a done deal already
Ot... Yayyy *sigh*


Dammit Danielthan!

Well then can I *pretend* Ryan O'Reilly is a Wing?

I really like his "intangibles" :lol:


#2558216 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 06:27 PM

I was gonna say something creepy, real creepy.
But I decided against it.
Are those bewbsbehindbabcock old enough to be thrown around?


It was supposed to be standalone creepy as it is :lol:

#bewbsbehindbabcock #michiganiaminsideyou


#2558213 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Yesterday, 06:21 PM

LGW!

MICHIGAN I AM INSIDE YOU


#2558029 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 11:35 PM

Glad to see they're getting the losing out of the way so they can wreck shop the two games I'm going to while I'm home...


#2557872 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 09:08 PM

If that replay was the penalty, it was pretty soft but I'll take it. 

 
He'd been a healthy scratch for multiple games and wasn't happy about it. 


You're so much nicer than I am :lol:


#2557870 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 09:07 PM

 
Is there any reason given why ?


Because he's a whiny pissbaby who took his toys and went home.

Or something.


#2557718 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 06:27 PM

Are you and I allowed in this state at the same time without pending felony charges?
 


I won't tell if you don't.


#2557685 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 04:03 PM

I am preparing to grace Michigan with my presence so I will be scarce tonight.


#2557646 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 12:56 PM

I've heard that Hall walks into bars in Edmonton and literally says "Who's gonna F*** me tonight???"
 
Forgot where I heard this, heard it like a year ago, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's true. He's probably the biggest star in the entire city.


I do this at Walmart.

Sometimes I leave alone :(


#2557553 Happy Birthday to Everyone's Favorite Wing!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 December 2014 - 05:29 PM

Dan/Danny/Daniel Cleary is 36 today!

May your 36 year old knees only feel like they're 45 today, Daninator.


#2557228 slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 December 2014 - 09:11 PM

I couldn't agree more. Voynov Is a dirty rat for what he did and deserves to be punished accordingly. But again Heatley should have been a little bit smarter then he was and not acted like a tard. Anyway this is about voynov, and his dubious act and we are getting off topic comparing the two considering they are so much different. I was actually trying to say Heatley wasn't punished enough. But I digress. I hope slava is deported


That's kind of the point I was trying to make--there have been some comparisons in this thread like "well, Heatley didn't get xyz punishment so why should Voynov?" Heatley's punishment is irrelevant, and should have absolutely no bearing on Voynov's punishment. The two offenses are unrelated, and just because some here dont think Heatley got punished enough that should have nothing to do with Voynov not getting an appropriate punishment if gound guilty.