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#2619366 Babcock's already losing it?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on Today, 10:05 AM

Kind of.
I also want him to call his mouth his word hole, and pay me 49.5 million dollars to stand on the bench next to him and smack players in the face with baby powder after every shift...

I have bad news for you... I just started a new job. AWKWARD

In all seriousness, I no longer care about anything Mike Babcock says. He can go be realgud somewhere else.

*sings* let it go...

#2618747 Voynov pleads "No Contest" to Domestic Violence Charge

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2015 - 03:46 PM

*bites tongue*

*bleeds profusely down the front of chin and shirt*

#2618718 Retire Sergei Fedorovís Jersey Immediately

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2015 - 12:58 PM

This makes me feel warm inside. Never thought it would even be an option.

#2617576 Weiss bought out (confirmed)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2015 - 04:05 PM

Wasn't a good fit for us for whatever reason. Hope he gets the chance to prove he can still be a serviceable player for someone.

#2617466 Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2015 - 10:31 AM

It's been said repeatedly in this thread-this year's UFA class *sucks*. Why are people distraught that Kenny doesn't want to play in the muck? We have awesome prospects coming up, and I for one don't want to hamstring this team with overblown contracts on mediocre players that will then turn around and ass eff us when we try to keep all our young guys down the line.

That being said, I certainly wouldn't mind a good trade or two, but I want nothing to do with UFAs this year.

#2617369 Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 08:12 PM



Just lookit how majestic he is.

He is the hampusiest of all the melens.

Fun fact: my phone autocorrects ham to HAMPUS in all caps and autocompletes mel to Melen. Apparently I type those two things frequently...who knew?

#2617311 HHOF #5 Lidstrom head of 2015 class

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 04:05 PM

@HeleneStJames: Sergei Fedorov asks if Nick Lidstrom wants to answer question, Nick says "go ahead, Sergei." Fedorov: "I love you."

*ugly sobbing*

#2617283 Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 02:29 PM

Hampus melen will be at camp


#2616859 Datsyuk Has Ankle Surgery

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 June 2015 - 12:53 AM

He's so damn good he broke his own ankles this time.

#2616796 2015 Draft

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 June 2015 - 08:33 PM

The way he kept staring at the effin camera kind of freaked me out.
Look at babcocks stupid face.
Look at it.

Eff him right in his stupid face jimmy

#2616279 Free agents this off season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 June 2015 - 05:09 PM

Because the Wings are so soft that even a women would toughen them up. Hardy Har.
Sports jokes that connect the perception of a weak athlete to a women are soooooooo funny. :rolleyes:

Holy crap I didn't have to be the one to say it this time

The time for Detroit to acquire ROR was prior to last offseason.  

It's never *NOT* the time to trade for ROR. His beard alone brings things like "truculence" and "intangibles."

#2615998 Yzerman wins GM of Year (& other awards discussion)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 June 2015 - 08:13 PM

But Sather isn't handsome and perfect like Stevie

#2615805 OT Changes

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 June 2015 - 08:09 PM

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Pending B of G approval, NHL will go to 3-on-3 overtime for 5 minutes in regular season games next season.

@TSNBobMcKenzie: For those asking, no 4-on-4 OT at all. Right to 3-on-3. 5 minutes sudden death. No goal, it goes to shootout.

Edit: also...

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Coaches' challenge on goalie interference/offside goals - with on ice officials reviewing own work at p box monitor - coming, pending B of G

#2615006 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 June 2015 - 10:51 PM

I'd drink a couple sodas with that guy.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I'll always remember the clip of him putting on a clip on bow tie while talking about how stylish he is.

Stylish *puts on bow tie*

Hella stylish *straps on fanny pack*

Wicked stylish *slides on Blue Blockers*

Too sexy for everything *strokes toupee*

#2614696 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 June 2015 - 10:34 PM



*pat my own butt in protest*