BottleOfSmoke

Great celly, Toots!

Ok, going all out in the hope that this is the last time I have to do this...*deep breath*

This team is worthless. They have no balls and apparently they're more concerned about their summer plans than, you know, playing hockey. Dats hates us and can't wait to make a run for the border. Z's beard is pathetic, I've seen a better set of whiskers on a 14 year old girl. Not only is Franzen lazy and he sucks, but he's also pretty gingery which means he has no soul. WTF is going on with Helm and Bert?! They haven't scored, like, all season! WTF are we paying them for? Jimmy is average and couldn't steal us a game if his life depended on it! Nyquist will never be NHL ready, and will fizzle out like one of those defective fireworks that bums out all the kids on the 4th of July. Everyone on this team has bad breath and a small penis, and none of them know how to please a woman (or a man, for that matter). Their own parents can't stand them and are rooting for the Blackhawks! f*** this unclassy organization!!!!

LGW!

I just need to chime in and say that it would really be best for my health if we clinched tonight. Please and thank you!

Well f***, right when we were all starting to like him again! He's having so much fun!

Please, sir? Can I have some more?

That's what you get forf****** with Jimmah!

Goalgasm!!!!!! I'm having one!!!!!

Aw s*** octocopter time! Do it, Al!

Also, is the Kings coach taking out and playing with his dentures?!

 
Jonathon Tootoo? 

He's good friends with David DelKeyser.

And...on go the headphones.

I'm really nervous about this one, guys. Somebody hold me?

LGW!!

 

Thank you for that! I've watched it like 4 times, it's helping the day go by faster lol.

I absolutely knew what you were doing, unfortunately, the sarcasm face on here isn't as good as the one on HFB

I still <3 you!

 
Welcome back mindfly.  

I sincerely hope you know that was my attempt at reverse psychology because it worked last game! I'm a total homer for this team, lol!

I hate this team. They're a bunch of floaters with no heart and a negligible amount of skill. We're going to lose out from here and not make the playoffs for another 6 years. Babcock's an ass and Ken Holland is the worst GM in history. Signing DK was one of the stupidest decisions he's ever made, and bringing Brunner over from Switzerland?! LOL because what this team needs is more Soft Euros! Get the f*** out of here! Bunch of losing losers from Loserville!

Ok, I think that should do it. LGW!

South Detroit!!!!!!!!!

Mule and Abby must of musked up with
some Mule antler pregame!!!

Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works all the time...