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#2497722 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:43 PM

That Just For Men commercial makes me wish I could grow a full beard with a handlebar mustache.

But then I'd have to join the circus so...

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL


#2497678 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:35 PM

FEED THE BUNGHOLE

Edit: I posted this as the goal was scored so you're welcome again.


#2497652 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:26 PM

It was a very, very sloppy first 20 mins. I'm mostly talking about the d-zone, of course. We were ok in the o-zone, but didn't generate much in the way of scoring chances.


I'm pretty sure you just described 65.779% of all Wings games this season


#2497644 Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:15 PM

Nashville Predators Recall Calle Jarnkrok From Milwaukee
 


They have so few Swedes they had to tell people how to pronounce his name.

That's adorable. #latetotheswedeparty


#2497640 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:11 PM

WOW THEY DIDNT ALLOW A LAST MINUTE GOAL THAT PERIOD

No Last Minute Goals
A haiku by BoS

Last minute goals suck
We see them far too often
Don't s*** your pants, boys


#2497558 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 06:45 PM

Let's get some much needed butt pats tonight... As an added incentive for the wings I am offering up bos after the game to give butt pats to the wings and tend to their sore groins :P

Auto correct lol


I suppose I could make a groin exception clause in my butt pat contract.

I mean, if everyone wants me to. For the team.


#2497325 Gustav Nyquist Appreciation Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 March 2014 - 04:00 PM

I'll say this, I did not realize how fast Nyquist was until last night.  I knew he was quick, but not fast like that.  It was appropriate that we played the Leafs last night because Nyquist looked A LOT like Phil Kessel in terms of his explosive first strides and quick wrister.  Kid is fast.


He looked a lot like Phil Kessel, but he thankfully looked nothing like Phil Kessel while looking a lot like Phil Kessel ifyaknowwhattamean...

*insert random American Phil picture*


#2497312 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 March 2014 - 03:00 PM

@asktheduffer: #Leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "I thought interference was supposed to be called in the NHL. We felt there was a lot of interference."

@asktheduffer: #leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "When you go in to forecheck, they step in front of people, holding people up."

@asktheduffer: #leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "Youve got give them credit. They disguised it. They did a better job than we did."

SUTTAL INTAHFIRINSE

*plays air guitar*


#2497088 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 09:15 PM

Holyf****** s*** nothing is ever easy

Wait for it...

BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2497043 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 09:07 PM

I love how Mick is getting more curmudgeonly as he gets older :lol:


#2496975 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 08:51 PM

Finally hear some Wings fans. Let's hope this lights a fire under them Jesus.


#2496658 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 06:58 PM

IN YOUR BUTT REIMER


#2496531 Injury Updates

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 02:31 PM

I thought Babcock was ready to have his 16 year old daughter lace up the skates with the injuries we have?


She's been sidelined with a groin injury.


#2496506 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 01:30 PM

% chance of BoS ugly crying over hockey: 100%

(+\- 79%)


#2496453 Maple Leafs 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 March 2014 - 12:25 PM

I <3 you, Flashy.

And I <3 the Wings, but they need to sack up and get their s*** together.

LGW!