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#2356200 2/15 GDT : Anaheim Ducks 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 February 2013 - 09:57 PM

What a s***ty end to a game that was competitive until the third...maybe it's the booze but wow I'm pissed about this one. Lots of guys wearing their asses as hats tonight folks.


#2355796 2/15 GDT : Anaheim Ducks 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 February 2013 - 03:51 PM

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I would really appreciate it if you didn't post my private game time moments on the Internet. Expect this to be reported.

;)


#2355176 2/13 GDT : St. Louis Blues 4 at Red Wings 3 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 February 2013 - 09:54 PM

TPH in the hizzouse!


#2354718 State of Hockey; High school drama

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 February 2013 - 02:51 PM

Entitlement doesn't look good on anybody. This world doesn't owe you anything, bud. Maybe there's more to this story warranting the one gun salute, but don't ****** out your team to get attention for your public tantrum. *old timer voice* Kids these days...


#2352838 2/7 GDT : Red Wings 5 at St. Louis Blues 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 February 2013 - 11:30 PM

Some cute tweets back and forth between D Mac and Emmerton post game:

@D_Mac25: Congrats to Cory Emmerton for representing #25 on the scoresheet #1sttimesince09

@cemmer48: @D_Mac25: Congrats to Cory Emmerton for representing #25 on the scoresheet #1sttimesince09 appreciate it Dmac!

@D_Mac25: @cemmer48 Ole Greybush is aging. Proud of you kid


#2352796 2/7 GDT : Red Wings 5 at St. Louis Blues 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 February 2013 - 10:37 PM

Awesome game. Mrazek plays with a ton of poise and confidence for such a young kid. Go Wings!


#2352778 2/7 GDT : Red Wings 5 at St. Louis Blues 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Obvious tripping penalty not called there.


Ssshhhhhh!


#2350696 2/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

Tired or no the Wings should be embarrassed.


#2350377 2/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 February 2013 - 12:01 PM

Jimmy's Yambags would be a great name for a band


They would open for Gustavsson's Lingering Groin.

Is it too much to hope the refs swallow their whistles for this one?


#2350263 Zetterberg's Great But...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 10:24 PM

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#2350232 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 10:13 PM

What was that lady's problem? 


I don't know but she looked tacky as hell. Stay classy, Lady Who's Pissed That Santa Claus Kid Got Hank's Stick Instead of Her.


#2350063 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 09:40 PM

Eat Z's balls=goal.


#2349636 Gustavsson's Lingering Groin

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 03:16 PM

"Gustavsson's Lingering Groin" would make a great band name. Just sayin'.


#2349580 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 12:18 PM

Anyone going to the game tonight? I'm dying to know what Z's balls taste like...






Although I'm not a fan of coconut.


#2349358 Zetterberg's Great But...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2013 - 11:32 AM

Gentlemen, it is true that Hank has a teensyweensey bit of extra time during the regular season and a bit more during the playoffs.
 
Please note, however, that Hank is not now as he always was.  He used to be clean-shaven during the regular season and only grow a beard for the playoffs.  Now he wears a beard year-round.
 
Had he had a beard full-time during the length of his career, his ice time would be higher during the regular season also.  Also, it was during his unbearded days that he had trouble with his wrist and back that kept him from playing.  (He also was single when he had wrist and back troubles, but I'm sure that's a coincidence and it's actually the lack of the beard that had hindered him.)
 
Quite simply, the more facial hair Z sprouts, the greater his ice time. 


This makes perfect sense. I can't believe I never thought of it before now!