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#2350263 Zetterberg's Great But...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 10:24 PM

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#2350232 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 10:13 PM

What was that lady's problem? 


I don't know but she looked tacky as hell. Stay classy, Lady Who's Pissed That Santa Claus Kid Got Hank's Stick Instead of Her.


#2350063 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 09:40 PM

Eat Z's balls=goal.


#2349636 Gustavsson's Lingering Groin

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 03:16 PM

"Gustavsson's Lingering Groin" would make a great band name. Just sayin'.


#2349580 2/1 GDT : Blues 3 at Red Wings 5 (Z with Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2013 - 12:18 PM

Anyone going to the game tonight? I'm dying to know what Z's balls taste like...






Although I'm not a fan of coconut.


#2349358 Zetterberg's Great But...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2013 - 11:32 AM

Gentlemen, it is true that Hank has a teensyweensey bit of extra time during the regular season and a bit more during the playoffs.
 
Please note, however, that Hank is not now as he always was.  He used to be clean-shaven during the regular season and only grow a beard for the playoffs.  Now he wears a beard year-round.
 
Had he had a beard full-time during the length of his career, his ice time would be higher during the regular season also.  Also, it was during his unbearded days that he had trouble with his wrist and back that kept him from playing.  (He also was single when he had wrist and back troubles, but I'm sure that's a coincidence and it's actually the lack of the beard that had hindered him.)
 
Quite simply, the more facial hair Z sprouts, the greater his ice time. 


This makes perfect sense. I can't believe I never thought of it before now!


#2347637 1/27 Red Wings 1 @ Chicago Blackhawks 2 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2013 - 08:20 PM

Franzen broke a nail.


#2347620 1/27 Red Wings 1 @ Chicago Blackhawks 2 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2013 - 08:11 PM

anyone else think flip sucks this season


Not at all. But I will concede that tonight has not been his best so far...


#2346675 1/25 GDT : Wild 3 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 January 2013 - 09:04 PM

On top again! Which means we'll be on the pk again in no time!


#2345993 Quincey

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 January 2013 - 08:38 PM

Found this while trolling the innanets, seems LGW isn't the only place people are less than pleased with Q:

 

 

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:D I lost at "Air OMG WTF."




#2344669 1/22 GDT : Stars 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 January 2013 - 03:51 PM

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thats why i caved and bought center ice, I can just start the game from the beginning when i get home from work, and pretend like its live :)</p></blockquote>

I have GCL, but it's not the same because I can't keep myself from following the score live...


#2343437 1/21: Red Wings 4 at Blue Jackets 3 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 January 2013 - 08:44 PM

NIIICE!!!!!!


#2342104 1/19: Red Wings 0 at St. Louis Blues 6

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 January 2013 - 09:43 PM

We're being punk'd, right? RIGHT?!


#2341899 1/19: Red Wings 0 at St. Louis Blues 6

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 January 2013 - 08:58 PM

Murph better go in the phone booth with those new Clark Kent glasses of his and come back out Super Defender...


#2341599 Battle of Pennsylvania (Philly vs Pittsburgh)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 January 2013 - 03:18 PM

I should probably switch over to this game. I'm watching the Kings skate around with the cup and it's making me confront how much of a giant hater I am when any other team wins...