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#2466918 USA vs Canada woman's fight

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 09:03 PM

Have you ever seen an actual hockey fight before?


While I agree this fight was...nothing special, the whole "OMG grrls only fight over SHOPPING roflcopter" rhetoric is a bit played out.


#2466909 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

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#2466897 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:45 PM

Apparently the eyes only go one way tonight, folks.


#2466886 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:42 PM

I want to skull punch Quincey so bad


#2466848 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:26 PM

I'm not watching. Why does everyone keep saying Holland knocked the net off?


:lol:

Now I can't stop laughing picturing Kenny in Groucho glasses/mustache moseying onto the ice and blatantly knocking the Leafs' net off as Pav tries to score lol


#2466836 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:19 PM

Reimer looks like he might cry.


I hope he does. I hope he sits in his crease and cries like a poopy diaper baby. And we will use his tears to lubricate the puck's path directly into his net, then Pavel will flip him off and Kronner will kiss his mom right in front of him.

Rivalry: re established.


#2466781 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 07:49 PM

YES

THIS IS GOOD


#2466766 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 07:41 PM

Reimer just s*** the bed on that one.


Well he's welcome to s*** the couch, the driver's seat, the barstool, and the piano bench this evening as well.


#2466752 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 07:34 PM

"Bert doesn't mind "playing Brutus in the Popeye movie." :lol:

Oh Mick. Never change.


#2466635 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 11:31 AM

DK!

Safely back in MI for the holidays and looking forward to actually watching this one ON TV!

Wings win 3-1 so they can start to build some winning momentum heading into the WC. And because I said so.

LGW!


#2466466 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 1 Discussion (12/14)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 December 2013 - 12:49 AM

@iamtrevort: Even the camera crew from #HBO 24/7 was excited about the #Redwing win vs #Flames. I watched one high-5 another & say, we're off the snide!


#2466435 12/19 GDT: Flames 2 @ Red Wings 3 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2013 - 10:20 PM

That felt good.

*pats butts*


#2465725 12/17 GDT: Ducks 5 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 December 2013 - 08:14 PM

How dare Hampus Lindholm steal the name of our future superstar Hampus Melen? I'm writing a strongly worded letter to his parents...

Guide us Baby Goalie. It is written.


#2465570 12/17 GDT: Ducks 5 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 December 2013 - 04:26 PM

Only Sheahan is in jail.  Smith can't come to the practice because he can't find his driver's license, which is missing from his gym bag, but somehow ended up in Sheahan's possession.  Again.


You've been on a roll today! I hope you will be gracing us with your presence here in the GDT, otherwise I don't know if I will be able to hack it.

Yes, things are s***ty right now. Yes, we will probably lose. But LGW anyway!

Wings win 8-2 with goals from Mantha (6), Kronner, and Tyler Bertuzzi. Book it!


#2465070 12/15 GDT: Lightning 3 @ Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 December 2013 - 07:19 PM

A 3rd period haiku, by BoS

Dear Red Wings hater,
Put away your voodoo doll
My heart can't take this