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#2492906 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:53 PM

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Edit: likes for everyone on this page we've just seen a unicorn!!!!!


#2492879 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:42 PM

Just wn azing showing by the first line tonight. Legwand is going to explode playing with some real wingers.


I agree totally wn azing


#2492865 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:38 PM

I won't feel safe until we have a 9 goal lead with .4 seconds left


#2492855 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:37 PM

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

This line is the boobs!


#2492842 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:35 PM

Ode to the third
A haiku by BoS

Good lord this is tense
Expecting them to blow it
Squeezing our sphincters


#2492810 Mark Fayne

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:15 PM

But without the high.


:lol:

Kyle Quincey--all of the brain cell death, none of the satisfaction!


#2492801 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:11 PM

Ban


anas


#2492792 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:09 PM

Uhoh 2 Goal Lead...


DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN DABURA POSTED THAT LAST TIME?!


#2492650 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 08:51 PM

For a 72 year old this Jagr guy can play some hockey, huh? Pretty much did whatever the f*** he wanted right there.


#2492638 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 08:49 PM

The Dreaded Two-Goal Lead.


EFF YOU THIS IS YOUR FAULT


#2492613 Mark Fayne

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 08:39 PM

But Quincey really has to go so he doesn't ruin DeKeyser from long-term exposure.


Playing with Quincey--the hockey equivalent of huffing paint.


#2492422 Fedorov lacing up the skates Friday

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 12:24 PM

@dchesnokov: Victor Fedorov, Russian hockey coach, father of Sergei Fedorov and Fedor Fedorov, passed away today in Russia.

Didn't want to start a new thread, but thought this warranted posting.

*sending good vibes to the Fedorov fam*


#2492302 3/6 GDT: Avs 3 at Red Wings 2 (OT) Sorry Nick.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2014 - 11:02 PM

Every loss now makes me so angry I want to burn everyone'sf****** face off.


#2492250 3/6 GDT: Avs 3 at Red Wings 2 (OT) Sorry Nick.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2014 - 10:52 PM

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I would like consistency in NHL reffing. I promise I'll be good.


#2492241 3/6 GDT: Avs 3 at Red Wings 2 (OT) Sorry Nick.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2014 - 10:50 PM

DMac jumps down onto the ice and begins punching Roy in the face repeatedly. While the Avs are preoccupied, Nick Lidstrom's youngest son scores.