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#2620420 Ryan OíReilly Charged With Impaired Driving

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 July 2015 - 08:56 PM

The only way this sentence could be more Canadian, is if it said "sorry aboot that" somewhere in there.


Was just gonna post the same thing :lol:

Kidding aside, I will never understand why grown ass adults STILL GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN IMPAIRED. It's all fun and games when you hit a Tim Horton's, but when you are responsible for murdering someone the shine kind of wears off. Ryan, I am disappointed in you, your beard, AND your ridiculously adorable face and hot body. SHAME.


#2620145 Brian McGrattan

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 July 2015 - 06:03 PM

A zombie once bit Brian McGratton, after 2 grueling days of transformation the zombie turned into an enforcer.

Would something like this lead to The Enforcer Apocalypse?

Dibs on new tv series pitch "The Walking Truculence..."

Edit: can't spell...must eat fiiiiists


#2620098 Wings hire new S&C Coach Mike Kadar

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 July 2015 - 12:39 PM

#bringbackwharton2k15


#2619967 Gustav Nyquist signed 4-Year Deal $4.75 mill AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2015 - 02:09 PM

NIIIIIIIIICE

Great deal for both sides. If he keeps developing or even stays at his current production this deal looks like an absolute steal in years 3-4.


#2619729 Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 July 2015 - 10:17 PM

There's a Will Ferrel meme waiting to happen.

 

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#2619693 Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 July 2015 - 06:41 PM

He's getting 3million, plus a million in bonuses... But yes the pretzels thing


Hilariously enough, my edit was to fix that. Apparently I saw a squirrel, and the rest is history. So for that reason alone I'm not going to fix it.

Because pretzels.


#2619691 Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 July 2015 - 06:36 PM

#91

Eff your own butt

first time I've heard Richards described as fast.

Same. Despite that, I think he can fill in well and provide a reliable veteran presence. Certainly worse ways to spend 1 Mil...

Like buying a million dollars worth of pretzels and filling your bedroom with them.


#2619690 Hoggan, Paetsch, and Grant resigned...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 July 2015 - 06:26 PM

in before re-signed


I was just coming here to be a grammar nazi and you had to ruin it for me I hope you're happy with yourself


#2618747 Voynov pleads "No Contest" to Domestic Violence Charge

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2015 - 03:46 PM

*bites tongue*

*bleeds profusely down the front of chin and shirt*


#2618718 Retire Sergei Fedorovís Jersey Immediately

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2015 - 12:58 PM

This makes me feel warm inside. Never thought it would even be an option.


#2617576 Weiss bought out (confirmed)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2015 - 04:05 PM

Wasn't a good fit for us for whatever reason. Hope he gets the chance to prove he can still be a serviceable player for someone.


#2617466 Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2015 - 10:31 AM

It's been said repeatedly in this thread-this year's UFA class *sucks*. Why are people distraught that Kenny doesn't want to play in the muck? We have awesome prospects coming up, and I for one don't want to hamstring this team with overblown contracts on mediocre players that will then turn around and ass eff us when we try to keep all our young guys down the line.

That being said, I certainly wouldn't mind a good trade or two, but I want nothing to do with UFAs this year.


#2617369 Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 08:12 PM

 
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Lookit.

Just lookit how majestic he is.

He is the hampusiest of all the melens.

Fun fact: my phone autocorrects ham to HAMPUS in all caps and autocompletes mel to Melen. Apparently I type those two things frequently...who knew?


#2617311 HHOF #5 Lidstrom head of 2015 class

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 04:05 PM

@HeleneStJames: Sergei Fedorov asks if Nick Lidstrom wants to answer question, Nick says "go ahead, Sergei." Fedorov: "I love you."

*ugly sobbing*


#2617283 Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2015 - 02:29 PM

Hampus melen will be at camp


YYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS