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#2564693 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 11:09 PM

Well Kip, you should be happy with NHL.com as they wasted no effort or cleverness in coming up with a headline for tonight's victory: ZETTY LARCENY


On mobile it shows

TREND ZETTER


#2564684 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:58 PM

I'm aLLIIIIVVEEEEEE!
You gotta stop killing me so much though...


Stop being an ass and I won't have to

:lol:


#2564670 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:44 PM

I thought you loved me!


5 Hail Yzermans and 5 Our Lidstroms for penance


#2564666 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:42 PM

*pats butts*

'Murica


#2564655 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:39 PM

The only person I would pick MAYBE as a captain over Zetterberg is Jonathan Toews.


And here I thought I was done throwing up after yesterday.

But nope. That right there did the trick.


#2564628 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:28 PM

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#2564590 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:22 PM

Moonshine


Now you're getting the hang of it


#2564585 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:21 PM

This is murica! Give Abby a cigar and some scotch and he'll score


Silly Canadian, you're doing it wrong.

That would be *bourbon*.


#2564576 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:18 PM

Gross


#2564555 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:13 PM

I feel about this game how Betty White feels about that hot dog
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#2564548 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:11 PM

 
Yeah but a good red-blooded North American would have yelled more while generating clutch offence. 


And would have smelled like Freedom Fries while doing it


#2564522 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:07 PM

SOFT EURO POWERS UNITE


#2564495 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 09:54 PM

I'm pretty sure Jeremy Roenick is who Ronald McDonald is firing his bazooka at in that picture


#2564479 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 09:42 PM

Is McCollum chubby?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Random


#2564470 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 09:38 PM

But I thought he didn't have sexual relations with that woman.


That's what Slick Willy said. Americans' pants are also frequently on fire.