Throughout this discussion, one thing has become painfully clear to me:
Yzerman gets a pass. Unless I find out he raped or killed someone, I don't give a s***. He could wipe his ass with Stamkos's jock strap and hold a press conference about how awesome it was, and I would be like "oh, my captain, you so crazy! LOL!" I'm not saying I like this about myself, but there you have it. Guy was my childhood hero.