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#2556554 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 07:52 PM

Good Christ I feel like the game is being filmed from a helicopter.

We're gonna see a white bronco drive out onto the ice in a minute.


#2556549 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 07:49 PM

Phil Kessel looks like he smells exceptionally bad


#2556470 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 04:36 PM

@NHLTradeRumors: The Red Wings are offering Tomas Jurco, Riley Sheahan and a first round pick in return for Coyotes Keith Yandle
http://t.co/IZSxacAFv8

:lol:


#2555961 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 12 December 2014 - 12:24 PM

The only thing I can say is the normal thing for someone in this scenario is to keep it as vague as possible....not make up stories about the man


"Mandela? Aw, man. We used to shotgun PBR back behind the abandoned factory in juniors after sneaking out of billet. That guy was the meanest drunk I ever met! Sure had a way with the ladies though..."


#2555734 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 December 2014 - 12:26 AM

I feel slightly to blame.
During everyone of our four game and three game win streaks I've drank at least five beers and eaten speedway nachos...
I don't remember if I ate nachos in the loss before this, but I know I didn't tonight.
And I distinctly remember only having one beer then, and I only had three tonight before I switched it up to Jim beam.
..
Its my fault.
I didn't drink nearly enough beers, and my nacho intake was nonexistent.


I am disappoint


#2555716 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 11:20 PM

bieber_justin640.jpg


This sums up the Leafs' douchebaggery so well.

So, so well.


#2555708 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 11:09 PM

Hard to be upset, really.


NO IT'S NOT


#2555676 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 10:53 PM

"Well you know I thought we did some realgud things, dominated the neutral zone and outplayed them so I think it was a great night you know the bounces just didn't go our way"

*mouth fart*


#2555504 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 10:06 PM

Dion Sanchez with a hit on Weiss.


:lol:

I was gonna make a joke about his teammates all wanting to smell his mustache

But then I didn't because ew

But now I just did so oh well


#2555461 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:48 PM


we need...

 
goals


Don't post Nic Cage

jimmyemeryhunter gets excited (hereafter referred to as jeh)


#2555429 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:34 PM

how have we not scored yet?


Aliens


#2555421 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:30 PM

Guys, I think we're missing the bigger picture.

The point is not that Bernier is an uneducated, dumb jock idiot poop head--

It's that he's

NOT A SPECIALS FAN

*gasps*


#2555348 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 08:48 PM

COMING UP DURING INTERMISSION

WILL MIKE BABCOCK REMAIN IN DETROIT

GUYS

HARD HITTING JOURNALISM FROM THREE MONKEYS HUMPING A FOOTBALL

NEXT ON YOUR NEWS AT 10

!!!!111!!!1!!


#2555322 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 08:18 PM

Phaneuf's dirtstache makes me want to punch him in the dick


#2555297 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 07:31 PM

Be prepared for plenty of subtle interference 

 

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