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#2538837 23 man roster set... say hi to your 2014/15 Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 03:22 PM

I think the real question here is where the hell are you guys getting these cool ass talking dogs?


#2538835 Devils Sign Tootoo

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 03:19 PM

@TGfireandice: Devils have signed Jordin Tootoo to a one-year, one-way deal. Peter Harrold has been assigned to Albany (AHL)>

Good for you, Toots.


#2538673 Blast from the Past

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 12:04 AM

Super cool man. Thanks for sharing!


#2538664 Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 10:48 PM

It was Dirty Harry specifically, but really it was a culmination of all the lame and obnoxious nicknames a certain poster insisted on creating for the team. Like Laser, Fire, Diesel, etc. I was like, what the f*** are you talking about?


It was your "that's all I can stand, and I can't stand no more!" moment. Like in the Goonies when they said they would pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk's mom eat her way through.

Yeah like that. One of my favorite posts ever. Your frustration was palpable, and it led way to some glorious sarcasm. 10/10 would definitely recommend for the lulz.


#2538584 Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 03:29 PM

If he turns out to be soft in the long run, can we change professor x to hugs and kisses?


I don't know, ask Agent Orange. Or was it The Player Formerly Known as Steve? Who knows!?


#2538546 Holland interview with Mickey comment about a trade

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 11:53 AM

Oh yay. Back to the legwand and jarnkrok trade. Oh I really missed kicking that horse


That horse has long since turned to glue, my friend. I have accepted that Jarnkrok/Legwand has firmly and quickly taken its honorary place on the shelf next to Franzen/Hossa.


#2538288 2014 Preseason Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 October 2014 - 11:59 AM

In other news...

@Ledger_NJDevils: Damien Brunner frustrated he hasn't cracked Devils' top 3 lines. http://t.co/RO9ODntkE3


#2537794 Ericsson/Smith Day-to-Day with groin/hip flexor issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 September 2014 - 12:04 AM

Both at the same time?

Seriously, were they scissoring or something?

 

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#2537777 9/29 Exhibition GDT : Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 September 2014 - 09:34 PM

I was watching my niece, but know that my bunghole is pleased.

LGW!


#2537573 Ericsson/Smith Day-to-Day with groin/hip flexor issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 September 2014 - 12:33 PM

TIS I, THE GROIN ENFORCER

I AM HERE TO ENFORCE GROINS AS MY NAME SUGGESTS


#2537065 Did the Wings change the font on their jerseys?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:20 PM

I have a solution:  Play naked.


I've never hit the "like" button faster.


#2537061 2014 Preseason Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:13 PM

 
I'm pretty sure its Brandon and Lindstrom

Wrong. And you call yourself a fan. Anyone that has been a fan for more than two seasons can tell you it's Breendanne and Lidastromame.

 
I'm pretty sure its Brandon and Lindstrom

Wrong. And you call yourself a fan. Anyone that has been a fan for more than two seasons can tell you it's Breendanne and Lidastromame.

Edit: I got so enraged I posted twice. What would Sergey Federov think?! Utter shame.


#2537057 9/23 Exhibition GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 2 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:08 PM

Weiss streaking thru the middle.


He's gonna get a bad groin injury if he keeps doing that


#2536975 Did the Wings change the font on their jerseys?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 11:14 AM

And change the logo to this

Red_Wings_Angel_Wings_by_karadarkthorn.j


Only separate them and move them higher so they look like bewbs.


#2536725 9/22/14 7:00 PM. Preseason GDT - DET 2 @ PIT 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 September 2014 - 12:05 PM

YYYYYAAAAAASSSSSS

yes