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BottleOfSmoke

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#2510715 4/18 ECQF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 1 @ Bruins 0. DET leads series 1-0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 April 2014 - 06:03 PM

guys

ITS PLAYOFF TIME


#2510480 4/18 ECQF Game 1 GDT: Red Wings 1 @ Bruins 0. DET leads series 1-0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 April 2014 - 01:02 PM

I'M SO PUMPED

COMMENCE PANTS CRAPPING

I WANNA GRA...PAT SOME BUTTS TONIGHT BOYS


#2510332 WCQF - Series F - Blues vs. Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 April 2014 - 11:00 PM

Holy s*** Toews got destroyed.  Huge welt on his head.  Year after year, this guy is a target in the playoffs and gets his ass kicked.


Because he's a whiny little *****. I love it. Watching Z play with him last year was practically porn. I thought he was gonna cry.

But instead I cried. Because we lost.

f*** you, jonathan toews.


#2510324 WCQF - Series F - Blues vs. Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 April 2014 - 10:14 PM

Toews is a giant diaper I can't stand him


#2510293 WCQF - Series F - Blues vs. Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 April 2014 - 07:35 PM

Hawks tie it up. I used to think I just hated them when they played us, but it has been confirmed that I justf****** hate the Chicago Blackhawks.


#2510062 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 April 2014 - 04:33 PM

@HeleneStJames: Helene St. James: My NHL award ballot choices for 2013-14 #transparency #phwa @phwa

http://t.co/1FVaLqbUnk via @freep

Helene <3's Boston too. SMOKE HER OUT KIP.


#2510036 ECQF - Series A - Bruins versus Red Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 April 2014 - 01:57 PM

Ansar Khan and Brenden Savage both picked Boston.  I'm currently making them rue the day by utilizing the comments of my arrogantly ignorant Mlive character "TheGlistening" to baffle, confuse, and idiotically insult them.  In past exchanges I've accused them of being the "liberal media" for reporting Red Wings loses, as well as attempted to arrange a Khan v. Albom celebrity boxing match for a charity of TheGlistening's choice.  In that case it was a fundraiser to support my character's made up dance troupe "The Tri-City Manikins" located in Saginaw, MI. 
 
Don't ever be a Michigan sports writer and pick the opposition on my watch. 


:lol:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is my favorite post of the season.


#2509555 WCQF - Series F - Blues vs. Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 April 2014 - 11:52 AM

I would love nothing more than to see Chicago knocked the eff out in the first round.

I deal with the cognitive dissonance by pretending the Blues are team Sweden because of the color of their unis. Everyone should join me.

Heja Sverige...err Blues!


#2509553 Kyle Quincey Appreciation thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 April 2014 - 11:42 AM

I appreciate the improvement that Q made over this last stretch. He didn't suck as much, and I found myself saying GODDAMMIT QUINCEY much less.

And good luck on his journey to another team next season. Wish you all the best Q! Sayonara!


#2509380 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 02:15 PM

Nice game to watch. Now bring the Bruins !
 
Saving the butt pats for the playoffs ?


Oh s***!

PLAYOFF PREP BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2509365 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

And another regular season in the books. Flew by. Glad it ended on a high note!

NOW BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS


#2509294 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 01:06 PM

I could watch that Sproul hit on a loop all day.


#2509186 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

NBC bitching about traffic in front of the net :lol:

See--how to score goals in hockey.


#2509158 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:53 AM

God Helm is SO EFFING FAST.

I still have dreams that he will spend an entire summer working on his hands one on one with Datsyuk in the wilds of Siberia like in Rocky 4, and come back just crazy talented. *sigh*

And of course that goal doesn't count.


#2509150 4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:48 AM

$5 for every game won
$5 for every Kronwalling
$5 for every Glendening goal
$1 for every PP goal (my bunghole demands it)