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#2567447 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 03:47 PM

 
Screwing up a big erection is always a bad thing. For both sides.


See, I interpreted it as he was the big erection who was screwing something, not that the big erection itself was getting screwed up, i.e. interfered with. Thank you for the alternative perspective that is invaluable in growing as a human being and understanding the world around me.


#2567397 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 03:08 PM

Lmao it is sooo clear who Mrazek grew up idolizing...

What the hell just happened, how did they not score there?


Becuz tha wheelz were not on tha bus


#2567235 Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 January 2015 - 09:57 PM

If we got him, would you say we hit the juckf***ingpot


I would, and it would be true


#2567232 Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 January 2015 - 09:06 PM

The mindset around here is that Doan is their Yzerman, which makes me :lol:

But that's how they feel. Immediate jersey retirement, job in the front office, etc. whatever.

I would salivate over OEL in a Wings jersey though. Kid's the real deal.


#2567059 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 09:46 PM

Just tuned in. welp! Anyone wanna save me 14 pages of reading and give me the TL;DR version of what led to this?

We're being outplayed, but would still be in it if it weren't for a handful of softies let in by Mrazek.

Hull and Brodeur standing by each other is too much douchebaggery for my brain to comprehend.


#2567055 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 09:41 PM

Scotty's there because he's going to orchestrate a trade that has Stamkos going to the Hawks for Patty Kane, then Stamkos to the Wings for Datsyuk. Pav finishes his career by tooling us in the Finals until he retires, and we all cry.

But Stamkos.
GET THA TANK ON THA WHEELZ


#2566962 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 08:59 PM

WHERE IS NORM MARACLE WHEN YOU NEED HIM

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE


#2566932 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 08:52 PM

I want to screenshot all the people begging for Howard to return so I can post them obnoxiously the second Howard comes back and people start bitching :lol:

JIMMY SAVE US

JIMMY SAVE

JIMMY S

JIMMY SUCKS WTF IS THIS CRAP


#2566881 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 08:17 PM

Tampa Bay can go eff their own butts


#2566522 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 10:34 PM

 
The Wings doing this along with the Packers always doing this is bad for my heart!


Except the Packers lost

*ducks*


#2566514 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 10:15 PM

Thank f***. We did NOT play great, and the officiating sucked balls. Usually we don't win under those conditions so I gotta hand it to them...

*pats butts*


#2566414 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 09:07 PM

How many pp's have they had compared to us tonight?  We have like, what, 1?  And they've had like 50 million?


52 million 17 at last count


#2566383 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:59 PM

Is Glendenning Weiss sheahan our third line now?


1st


#2566342 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:47 PM

Done


#2566300 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:16 PM

I Want one too


You've seriously never seen it?