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#2503835 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:43 PM

He's cowering.


And that hit was a love tap compared to an actual Kronwalling let's be real


#2503822 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:38 PM

The bunghole has been fed bottle.


*does the Cabbage Patch*


#2503811 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:36 PM

Alfie has become the ugliest window dressing.


His handsome levels are definitely not at appropriate Red Wing Swede levels. He must have looked at Mule and thought he could slack on his face game. Henrik Zetterberg is disappoint.

And YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSASSSSSSGHHHFFF

LLLLEEEEEEEGGGGGGGSSSSS


#2503778 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:28 PM

Do you all really thing there's some league-wide referee conspiracy against us?
 
I swear, some of you are one step away from wearing foil on your heads.
 
:lol:


No.

But I do have a problem with the way the last few games in particular have been reffed. It is what it is. Some consistency would be nice.


#2503761 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:22 PM

What the flying f***.

It must be really nice to be able to be horribly s***ty at your job on a consistent basis and suffer no repercussions.


#2503700 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:09 PM

Haha. Did you guys hear Nyquist yell out the f word?

Baby Goose doesn't say such swears.

Edit: I can't stop singing Oak Ridge Boys when they show/talk about Barberio send help please


#2503669 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 04:45 PM

Geez I go put a load of laundry in the dryer and Goose has the audacity to score again?


#2503365 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 08:45 PM

BUTT PATS

*pats butts pats butts pats butts pats butts*

*wipes brow*

Edit:

f*** Columbus


#2503074 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:37 PM

I refuse to believe Frank Sinatra didn't know there was better whiskey out there.


#2502994 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:17 PM

*starts singing church songs*

*realizes I don't know any church songs*


#2502963 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:14 PM

REDEMPTION


#2502856 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 06:06 PM

*deep breath*

We WILL win this.

LGW!!!!!


#2502673 Around The League - Eastern Conference Playoff Race

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2014 - 06:23 PM

Go Flyers!! Go Pens!!


I forgot what thread I was in and thought you were being an ass. Then I realized that we do, indeed, need to do this again this year. UGH IT HURTS SO BAD!


#2502609 They Call me...Tater Salad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2014 - 12:12 PM

First of all, :lol:

Second of all, while I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I enjoy me some good partying, we are always respectful and go door to door to our neighbors, let them know we're having a party, and invite them to stop by. The result? I haven't had the cops called in MANY YEARS. AND WE ARE LOUD AS HELL. OUTSIDE.

Other people pay to live in that complex too, and I don't blame them for being pissed. This isn't college, and no one wants to live in the douchebag condo unless you're a douchebag. Or being invited to the douchebag's parties. Grow up and get a big boy house if you want to throw big boy parties-you can be as loud as you want!*

Third of all, :lol:

*this post was brought to you by Extreme Lack of Sleep, so there may be some sensitivity to this issue ;)


#2502321 3/27 GDT - Canadiens 5 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 March 2014 - 08:27 PM

*AGGRESSIVE LAMAZE BREATHING*