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#2503365 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 08:45 PM

BUTT PATS

*pats butts pats butts pats butts pats butts*

*wipes brow*

Edit:

f*** Columbus


#2503074 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:37 PM

I refuse to believe Frank Sinatra didn't know there was better whiskey out there.


#2502994 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:17 PM

*starts singing church songs*

*realizes I don't know any church songs*


#2502963 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 07:14 PM

REDEMPTION


#2502856 3/29 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 March 2014 - 06:06 PM

*deep breath*

We WILL win this.

LGW!!!!!


#2502673 Around The League - Eastern Conference Playoff Race

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2014 - 06:23 PM

Go Flyers!! Go Pens!!


I forgot what thread I was in and thought you were being an ass. Then I realized that we do, indeed, need to do this again this year. UGH IT HURTS SO BAD!


#2502609 They Call me...Tater Salad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2014 - 12:12 PM

First of all, :lol:

Second of all, while I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I enjoy me some good partying, we are always respectful and go door to door to our neighbors, let them know we're having a party, and invite them to stop by. The result? I haven't had the cops called in MANY YEARS. AND WE ARE LOUD AS HELL. OUTSIDE.

Other people pay to live in that complex too, and I don't blame them for being pissed. This isn't college, and no one wants to live in the douchebag condo unless you're a douchebag. Or being invited to the douchebag's parties. Grow up and get a big boy house if you want to throw big boy parties-you can be as loud as you want!*

Third of all, :lol:

*this post was brought to you by Extreme Lack of Sleep, so there may be some sensitivity to this issue ;)


#2502321 3/27 GDT - Canadiens 5 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 March 2014 - 08:27 PM

*AGGRESSIVE LAMAZE BREATHING*


#2501686 Callahan called up from GR.....

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 March 2014 - 09:42 PM

 

Who is Dirty Harry?

 

This simple question led to one of my favorite exchanges in the history of my time on this forum:

 

It looks like Yellow Mustard is going to miss some time after catching that elbow last night against the Sabres. Its really bad timing too, because our defense already thin with Big Poppa out with a concussion and Bandit serving his 5 game suspension. I would say this forces us to call up someone from GR, most likely Billy the Kid or The Player Formerly Known As Steve. We might be in trouble on the back end until we get some regulars back, since this leaves the Boogeyman as our #1 defenseman. And you know what that means!!!!

 

Boogeyman - Hot Topic

Heebie Jeebies - Dances with Wolves

My Little Pony - Agent Orange

~&~ (The Player Formerly Known As Steve)

 

:lol:




#2501684 Net off the moorings question

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 March 2014 - 09:38 PM

 

Ummm...Herman Melville?

 

Pssh.

 

It's clearly Joyce.




#2501449 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 March 2014 - 09:08 PM

f*** this armpit fart of a game


#2501151 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 March 2014 - 08:04 PM

Man I can't wait until Hampus Melen is up so we can talk about him ALL THREAD LONG


#2501136 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 March 2014 - 07:59 PM

"Nyquist has a pair"

Lol Ken u cray


#2501109 3/25 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 March 2014 - 07:54 PM

Goose has been possessed by...

Something or someonef****** awesome.


#2500741 % chance of making the playoffs

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 March 2014 - 03:58 PM

Our chances could potentially rise to 87.4% tonight...


And my chances of joyful crying as opposed to anguished crying raise by 77%.