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#2494539 3/11 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 March 2014 - 08:15 PM

I hate hockey


#2494378 3/11 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Blue Jackets 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 March 2014 - 06:38 PM

Sometimes I can't tell if some people here are trolling or if they actually believe the things they say...


#2494101 Deadspin: Panthers pull off worst line change in history

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 March 2014 - 04:26 PM

You sure that's not the Penguins in the 09 finals?


This was literally the first thing I thought when I saw the picture :lol:

Why yes, I am still enjoying my sour grapes almost 5 years later, thank you very much.


#2494024 Injury Updates

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 March 2014 - 11:44 AM

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=JxoUmh2FCX4

 
that's OK.  Practicing really isn't going to help all that much, at this point.


For sure. It was in response to the other post speculating that they were injured.


#2493859 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 01:52 PM

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#2493733 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 01:17 PM

@StubitsCBS: GIF: Martin St. Louis hit into or diving into the boards? http://t.co/mXShx5V5yy


#2493715 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 01:03 PM

Look on the bright side--we're going into the 3rd with NO LEAD TO BLOW.

Boom. Instant win.


#2493649 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:44 PM

Now we know why Stevie really didn't want MSL on his team.

He thought he was going to bolt to practice for the summer olympics.


#2493621 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:41 PM

The precision of the measurements on this board is uncanny!

It's important to be accurate in order to determine statistical significance.

Edit: QUINCEY *shakes fists*
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#2493583 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:20 PM

 
Seriously? 


Absolutely not. Picture every post I make today dripping with so much sarcasm you could put it on pancakes and immediately get diabeetus as the old folks say.

Except for my Stevie post. Because he's still dreamy.
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#2493576 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:15 PM

WAIT

how come no one told me that MSL got traded to NY? Have I been living under a rock?! Thank you NBC!
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#2493551 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:07 PM

good non call

*shoots everyone*
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#2493503 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:57 AM

The NBC hockey color commentary guys have an effing *EMMY*.

Let that one sink in.


#2493498 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:55 AM

It's too early for this s***. And by "this s***" I mean not being up by 12 goals and Kronner not doing the Slap Shot striptease and Stifler not being on the team and Paul Newman being dead and why don't we have world peace yet life is bulls***


#2493451 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:40 AM

I hate these early games. And I hate nbc's need to make every game have a storyline. And I hate hockey.