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#2566414 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 09:07 PM

How many pp's have they had compared to us tonight?  We have like, what, 1?  And they've had like 50 million?


52 million 17 at last count


#2566383 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:59 PM

Is Glendenning Weiss sheahan our third line now?


1st


#2566342 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:47 PM

Done


#2566300 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 08:16 PM

I Want one too


You've seriously never seen it?


#2566233 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 07:52 PM

Cleary in? Christ.


Yes we do certainly recognize him as our Lord and Savior


#2566230 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 07:51 PM

ive been studying my ASS off all day i deserve a break time to sit down with some cheap sushi and watch some hockey!


What do you study, how to bE LAZY AND SUCK?!?!?!?!

*middle finger*

j/k i <3 u


#2566177 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 04:10 PM

The wheels were off the bus...how is someone expected to react when the wheels are off the bus?


An existential question I don't think any of us are really equipped to tackle at this point.


#2566163 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 January 2015 - 02:53 PM

C'mon boys, let's put those wheels on tha bus tonight!!!


GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS!!!!11111!!!!!1


#2566109 1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 January 2015 - 11:50 PM

Ugh finally. Now let's put this ASG bulls*** behind us and get 2 points in regulation. BOOYAH!

LGW!


#2565863 Greatest US-born NHLer of all time?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 January 2015 - 02:55 AM

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#2565742 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 January 2015 - 08:36 PM

The looped (vine?) video of this is infinitely more satisfying. From the passionate "GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS" to the hilariously droll "way to go, paul," it has something for everyone. The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

http://sidneyc.tumbl.../way-to-go-paul


#2565507 Stadium series Wings vs Avs 2016!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 January 2015 - 12:33 AM

I posted in the Columbus/Detroit WC thread I wished there was a mouth fart emoticon.

I wish there was a mouth fart emoticon for this thread too.

*mouth fart*


#2565506 2017 Winter Classic Red wings vs. Blue Jackets?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 January 2015 - 12:30 AM

I wish there was a mouth fart emoticon


#2565269 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 January 2015 - 10:20 PM

Thank f***.

*unenthusiastically pats butts*

*eyeroll*


#2564693 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 11:09 PM

Well Kip, you should be happy with NHL.com as they wasted no effort or cleverness in coming up with a headline for tonight's victory: ZETTY LARCENY


On mobile it shows

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