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#2613348 What changes do you think we'll see with Blashill?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 June 2015 - 06:53 PM

 
The only way missing the playoffs make sense is if we go all Buffalo with it. f*** that. I'm drunk again so pardon my f***ign ***** ass french, but jesus. We have the deepest prospect pool in the league. We are in a position where the team can compete, and we have the depth to now make trades to fill holes in the roster. Tanking a season gives us one potential instant high end player. Key word: POTENTIAL. The streak will mean that much more once we make a run again. Let Chicago be the next team to win 3 cups in 6 years. Let us be the team to win one again without ever missing the playoffs. THAT is something that would never be done again. Patt those motherf****** butss. 


*fist pump for drunk sailor marc*


#2613346 Red Wings in on D Mike Reilly

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 June 2015 - 06:45 PM

 
 
Reilly is a defenseman. Avs need D. ....hmmm.  lol.
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=FRfcq4M2VsM


Step 1: sign Mike Reilly
Step 2: trade for Ryan O'Reilly
Step 3: profit?


#2613253 Which Sweater Do RWs Retire First - Feds or Ozzy?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 June 2015 - 12:15 PM

Federov was a hack.

Fedorov, on the other hand, was one of the best two-way players to ever touch a puck, was the love of my life, and had a sick flow. He would most certainly have been in the rafters if he hadn't taken a squirty dump all over his "Detroit Legacy." Just the way things work around here. The only way I could see it happen is after Mike Ilitch passes, but it's a long shot.

Osgood, while his accomplishments here were many, imo is not the caliber of player to get a banner.


#2613195 Red Wings in on D Mike Reilly

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2015 - 07:24 PM

Can I trade Mike Reilly for Ryan O'Reilly?


#2613157 Khan: Jeff Blashill to be announced new head coach next week

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2015 - 02:54 PM

Greg Brady ‏@bradyfan590 8h8 hours ago
Two things: #NHL prefers it be announced on off-day between G3/G4 of Stanley Cup Final. Blashill has expressed some interest in....

I hope they announce that s*** *during* thef****** game.

And big ups (1991 called, wants its slang back) to the Knube!

Edit: wow thats a lot **** of *****f****** ****stars ****


#2613086 Khan: Jeff Blashill to be announced new head coach next week

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 June 2015 - 11:23 PM

Damn it! I was holding out hope that Betty White would be interested.


You rang?


#2613025 Retire Sergei Fedorovís Jersey Immediately

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 June 2015 - 05:11 PM

RNpdCLC.jpg


I was all set to argue and then I saw this. Now my heart hurts a little bit.


#2613020 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 June 2015 - 04:09 PM

https://www.yahoo.co...-060821376.html

"The Blackhawks should be the Yankees of their era."

*projectile vomits*

*brain explodes*

*more vomit oozes out of head hole*


#2612945 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 June 2015 - 09:25 PM

It's official.  Toews is better than Yzerman.  Straight from the horse's mouth.
 
http://sports.yahoo...._medium=twitter


Which just proves Stevie's better, as he is humble and self-effacing.

And Toews has dead eyes. I'm pretty sure he loves nothing and no one.


#2612881 The return of The Mule?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 June 2015 - 04:19 PM

Kipwinger
 
I don't know why you respond to people (including me) as if you know them personally. I have no idea if your a 13 year old kid with nothing to do, or a 65 year old retired lady waiting for my response so you can argue it immediately. I will end this dialogue for those reasons. I can also tell you probably have never played the game of hockey (correct me if I'm wrong) at any notable level, so was probably always a waste of time
 
Thanks


Sooo...in your mind, only people who "play(ed) the game of hockey at a notable level" are to be taken seriously if they disagree with you or have their opinions valued? Give me a break.


#2612207 WCF : (3) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 May 2015 - 08:48 PM

This entire playoff season has been a nightmare. Literally hot 4 day old barf in a plastic wastebasket.


#2611529 ECF : Tampa Bay Former Rangers vs. New York New Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 May 2015 - 10:29 PM

GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS


#2610676 ECF : Tampa Bay Former Rangers vs. New York New Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 May 2015 - 03:48 PM

Uh oh. They might need to go to the hospital. Someone should call the

WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHMBULANCE


#2610459 ECF : Tampa Bay Former Rangers vs. New York New Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 May 2015 - 10:54 PM

@reporterchris: The #TBLightning are dealing with a flu bug. Says Jon Cooper: "This extra day of rest is going to be good for us."

Does he ever stop whining or making excuses? f*** that guy.


#2610457 Z and Emma expecting

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 May 2015 - 10:39 PM

I was just wondering, if it's twins, are they going to be known as Euro twins?


But if they're born in the US, then they'll be Ameuro Twins