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#2493551 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 12:07 PM

good non call

*shoots everyone*
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#2493503 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:57 AM

The NBC hockey color commentary guys have an effing *EMMY*.

Let that one sink in.


#2493498 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:55 AM

It's too early for this s***. And by "this s***" I mean not being up by 12 goals and Kronner not doing the Slap Shot striptease and Stifler not being on the team and Paul Newman being dead and why don't we have world peace yet life is bulls***


#2493451 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:40 AM

I hate these early games. And I hate nbc's need to make every game have a storyline. And I hate hockey.


#2493441 3/9 GDT: Red Wings at Rangers

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2014 - 11:32 AM

Did you guys know Martin St. Louis was traded to the Rangers?


ARE YOUf****** KIDDING ME?

I bet it's because Steve Yzerman is a giant classless douchebag. AMIRITE?


#2493177 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 March 2014 - 01:53 PM

If Gustavsson is now played game after game, the clock will start ticking towards the inevitable reoccurrence of his legendary groin muscle pull.


@HeleneStJames: #RedWings calling up G Petr Mrazek to back up Jimmy Howard Sunday at #NYRangers because Jonas Gustsvsson has sore groin.

:lol:


#2493175 Injury Updates

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 March 2014 - 01:52 PM

@HeleneStJames: #RedWings calling up G Petr Mrazek to back up Jimmy Howard Sunday at #NYRangers because Jonas Gustsvsson has sore groin.

OMFG


#2493037 Mark Fayne

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 11:52 PM

List all defensemen better than Kronwall. Aaaaaaaand go.


Bobby Orr Nicklas Lidstrom Zenglebert Bembledack I don't understand why we didn't trade Cleary and a 4th rounder for one of them at the deadline this is utter bulls***

Am I doing this right?


#2493032 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 11:47 PM

OH s***

almost forgot

*pats butts*

!


#2492922 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:57 PM

okay, 4 goal lead, 5 minutes left.. 
 
Odds of winning?


41%
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#2492906 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:53 PM

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Edit: likes for everyone on this page we've just seen a unicorn!!!!!


#2492879 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:42 PM

Just wn azing showing by the first line tonight. Legwand is going to explode playing with some real wingers.


I agree totally wn azing


#2492865 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:38 PM

I won't feel safe until we have a 9 goal lead with .4 seconds left


#2492855 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:37 PM

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

This line is the boobs!


#2492842 3/7 GDT: Devils 4 at Red Wings 7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2014 - 09:35 PM

Ode to the third
A haiku by BoS

Good lord this is tense
Expecting them to blow it
Squeezing our sphincters