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#2557228 slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 December 2014 - 09:11 PM

I couldn't agree more. Voynov Is a dirty rat for what he did and deserves to be punished accordingly. But again Heatley should have been a little bit smarter then he was and not acted like a tard. Anyway this is about voynov, and his dubious act and we are getting off topic comparing the two considering they are so much different. I was actually trying to say Heatley wasn't punished enough. But I digress. I hope slava is deported


That's kind of the point I was trying to make--there have been some comparisons in this thread like "well, Heatley didn't get xyz punishment so why should Voynov?" Heatley's punishment is irrelevant, and should have absolutely no bearing on Voynov's punishment. The two offenses are unrelated, and just because some here dont think Heatley got punished enough that should have nothing to do with Voynov not getting an appropriate punishment if gound guilty.


#2557192 slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 December 2014 - 08:53 PM

Eeehhhhh...call me kooky, but I really don't like the Heatley/Voynov comparison guys.

Tragic consequences result when you make the extremely irresponsible decision to drive dangerously. Heatley did not consider the consequences, and someone died.

Choosing to (allegedly) *beat the s**** out of someone you love is not "irresponsible." As a woman, to be honest it is frightening that some people don't see this difference. It was not an "oops, sorry, you accidentally ran into my fist lol." What Heatley did was a tragic accident. He did not set out to intentionally murder his friend. Voynov did not "accidentally" abuse his girlfriend. If guilty, he knew *exactly* what he was doing, and it was his intention to do so. While both scenarios had tragic consequences, the similarities for me end right there.


#2557084 Where were team-mates on the Smith headshot

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 December 2014 - 01:16 PM

If that's Earl Grey, or Chamomile - please set up another place setting for me!


Are you kidding me?! *Chamomile*? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TEA!! It's a fricking *herb*. Are you so full of yourself that you can't appreciate a decent green tea? You're probably the type that prefers English Breakfast over Irish Breakfast. I just don't know what to say to you anymore. You're clearly an uncivilized ass.


#2556846 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 December 2014 - 11:12 AM

How can you turn down a guy with a flowing mullet like Ricci's?
 
mike_ricci_long_hairstyles_hockey_player


That dude looks like a bizarro hockey world Crispin Glover.


#2556816 NHL Mumps Outbreak

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 December 2014 - 11:01 PM

 

It truly is. I tried to post a pic someone tweeted where the side of his face is completely swollen as he's sitting there in the lockerroom talking to reporters, but it was the wrong media type or something and then I just gave up.  

 

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#2556709 Oilers schedule presser tomorrow

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 10:42 PM

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:lol:




#2556702 Jimmy sucks in a shootout Howard

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 10:13 PM

Jimmy Howard was nonexistent tonight wtf is this guy's problem


#2556696 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 09:57 PM

I agree. I agree.

The Leafs aren't that good. I have the utmost confidence the Wings are the much better team going forward, despite the season series.


:lol: dammit, you caught me before I edited *shakes fist*

Edit: I swear I'm not drunk


#2556691 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 09:54 PM

Hopefully it's as enjoyable to watch the Leafs self-destruct come spring as it was last year.

Edit: double post


#2556554 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 07:52 PM

Good Christ I feel like the game is being filmed from a helicopter.

We're gonna see a white bronco drive out onto the ice in a minute.


#2556549 12/13 GDT : Red Wings 1 @ Maple Leafs 4 *MOD WARNING POST 198*

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 07:49 PM

Phil Kessel looks like he smells exceptionally bad


#2556470 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 December 2014 - 04:36 PM

@NHLTradeRumors: The Red Wings are offering Tomas Jurco, Riley Sheahan and a first round pick in return for Coyotes Keith Yandle
http://t.co/IZSxacAFv8

:lol:


#2555961 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 12 December 2014 - 12:24 PM

The only thing I can say is the normal thing for someone in this scenario is to keep it as vague as possible....not make up stories about the man


"Mandela? Aw, man. We used to shotgun PBR back behind the abandoned factory in juniors after sneaking out of billet. That guy was the meanest drunk I ever met! Sure had a way with the ladies though..."


#2555734 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 December 2014 - 12:26 AM

I feel slightly to blame.
During everyone of our four game and three game win streaks I've drank at least five beers and eaten speedway nachos...
I don't remember if I ate nachos in the loss before this, but I know I didn't tonight.
And I distinctly remember only having one beer then, and I only had three tonight before I switched it up to Jim beam.
..
Its my fault.
I didn't drink nearly enough beers, and my nacho intake was nonexistent.


I am disappoint


#2555716 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 11:20 PM

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This sums up the Leafs' douchebaggery so well.

So, so well.