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#2624596 If You Could Be Mod For A Day, What Would You Do

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 September 2015 - 12:01 AM

Post the JUCKf****** POT picture repeatedly

#2624583 LGW Moderator Problems

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 September 2015 - 11:45 PM

Other than the curse filter bringing me down, I think the mods here are fine. Every post I've had deleted has probably deserved to be, and I'm usually given pretty good leeway to make off-topic ridiculous posts :lol:

I like to think it's because the mods have developed an appreciation for my offbeat and irreverent humor the way one tolerates a younger sibling.

#2624459 So this is why teams hate the wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 September 2015 - 04:45 PM

I'm staying out of this discussion due to the fact that I get overly passionate about Sergei Fedorov at times. It's awkward for everyone.

To the larger topic, I will say there was nothing like failing miserably all those years, getting so close, and then finally winning. Those are my favorite hockey years, and I get tingly and nostalgic whenever I think about it. I forget that not every Wings fan has been around that long.

#2624280 RWN-HQ GTG

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 August 2015 - 03:55 PM

If I got punched, there's a good chance you'd be the one who did it.  We all know you like to stir the pot. 

*southern belle voice*

Why, I *never*!

#2624010 Mike Richard's Contract Terminated (Not Bought Out)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 August 2015 - 01:59 PM

Am I the only one who is mesmerised by how big that girls eye brows are in the first picture.

Those aren't eyebrows, they're the tarps that normally cover her Death Rays. They're just retracted in that picture, probs because she's about to Death Ray that mother effer...TO DEATH.

#2623126 Mullets - post pics

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 August 2015 - 11:35 PM

I know, I rmemeber when I had one of those candy bar cell phones also

True story: when I was a young lass, I worked in a residential treatment center for adjudicated teenage sex offenders (boys). I also had a seriously out-of-date brick cell phone, which I was made fun of by one of the group members by lifting *an entire park bench* to his ear and pretending to talk into it. I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard.

Edit: the group member did not have a mullet.

#2623125 Mullets - post pics

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 August 2015 - 10:36 PM

Father, and son mullet...
Now for some 'Mullet Haiku'...
Tennessee Tophat
A Mississippi Mudflap
Rebel Mullettude!
Chevy Camaro
Wind blowing my manly mane
Taco Bell drive-thru
Luke warm tater-tots
Schlitz Malt Liquor and hot dogs
Trailer park Christmas

This was beautiful. I could literally smell the Skoals whilst reading.

*wipes tear*

#2622863 Franzen's Gift to Nyquist

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 August 2015 - 01:28 PM

For a little levity...

@RedWingsFeed: Johan Franzen Buys Gustav Nyquist Mike Babcock Sheets [PHOTO]: In a photo on Franzen's http://t.co/FmDIxlOrlhvia @CBSDetroit #RedWings


#2622403 This off season...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 August 2015 - 11:19 AM

@KenKalDRW: Al Sobotka (at the nozzle) and his crew spraying the white paint on the ice. http://t.co/0G09CdLsZh

#2622342 Free agents this off season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 August 2015 - 03:51 PM

Edit nm


Lol that was gonna be a BoS post, huh? :lol:

Hee hee rubber

#2622285 Who is the better player Zetterberg or Toews. Prime vs. Present

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 August 2015 - 08:46 PM

@6ixRy: Zetterberg when we asked him if he wants Phaneuf: " I think we will pass" as he laughs with us


#2622182 Which prospect will have the best nhl career

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 August 2015 - 05:59 PM



#2621828 Voynov pleads "No Contest" to Domestic Violence Charge

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 July 2015 - 11:16 AM

What af****** joke

#2620917 Lovable Dan Cleary update thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 July 2015 - 01:30 PM

My sister passed away about 3 weeks ago from cancer.
A couple of seasons ago she had a chance to go to a Wings game.
My dad had been in contact with the Wings people and they were trying to work out who she might want to meet if she got the chance. It was up to me to ask her who she wanted to meet. Of course, we were trying to surprise her so I didn't want to just come out and say "Hey you're probably going to get to meet one of the players, who do you want to meet?"
So i would ask, "Hey Care, if you got to meet anybody on the wings who would you want to meet?"
"DAN CLEARY!" she'd exclaim.
So a couple of days later I would ask again. "DAN CLEARY!!" was the answer I got again.
She knew they were going to be going to the game when she went down to Ann Arbor, so I tried again, "No..Seriously....If you really got to meet one of the current Wings players when you go to the game, who would it be?"  I could not have given her a bigger hint without flat out just telling her!
So she and my dad and uncle went to the game and had a good time. Then the game was over. As they are trying to 'leave' the building, my uncle is leading the way with directions on where to go with my dad and sister following him. She still has no idea.
They end up in an area where she figures they aren't supposed to be. "Are we allowed down this way?"
Finally they end up standing against a wall with a bunch of other people with a Wings/arena employee telling them to just wait where they are.
"Are we meeting players?!" She had finally figured it out.
While they were waiting she felt she had accidentally bumped into someone behind her. She turned to say she was sorry to them. But nothing came out of her mouth. It was Nicklas Lidstrom that she had bumped into!! (This was during his last season when he wasn't playing due to his ankle) He saw she was trying to apologize and told her it was no big deal. Other players like Pavel and Zetterberg had walked through the hallway where they were waiting.
Finally Dan Cleary came out and asked "Are you Carrie?"
I don't remember much of what else happened (I wasn't there, just heard the stories afterward), but he was super nice to her, took a couple of pictures, and signed some things.
The jersey says
"To: Carrie    Best Wishes
 Your friend, Dan Clear 11"
He also had a signed bobble head sent to our house a couple of weeks later.
I always teased her about wanting to meet Cleary over anybody else, but she really enjoyed the whole experience

Sorry for your loss, robo. Thanks for sharing that awesome story.

#2620778 Lovable Dan Cleary update thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 July 2015 - 12:56 PM


If I could like this post a thousand times, it still wouldn't be enough.