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#2531913 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 July 2014 - 01:44 AM

Sammy, toots, and Bert are gone, what more do u want from poor Holland? Total tomfoolery?


Not only do I want Total Tomfoolery ™, but I demand Utter Shenanigans along with, dare I say, The Old Razzle Dazzle. "Real Fans" would expect nothing less.

P.S. Franzen is lazy and he sucks.


#2531597 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 July 2014 - 02:23 PM

Ugh, does anyone know if we have the ability to change usernames?   :paperbag3:  


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm speechless. You owe me a new iced tea and phone.


#2531540 Please Help Me Win GDT of the year.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 July 2014 - 12:04 PM

Congrats Flashy! You deserved it. Your GDTs always make me smile.


#2531386 Wings re-sign Cleary $1.5 mill + $1mill in game bonuses

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2014 - 09:28 PM

First I was like

 

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Then I was like

 

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Now I'm like

 

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#2531362 NHL-Game of Thrones Edition

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2014 - 08:43 PM

http://www.onthefore...thrones-edition

Got a good chuckle out of this, and it's amusingly accurate to boot. Also a nice diversion from the suckage that has been this offseason so far.

Spoilers, maybe, for some that aren't up to speed on all the eps...


#2531045 Kane & Toews Sign Identical 8-year, $10.5M AAV Extensions

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2014 - 02:58 PM

What I wanna know is - will Hank's beard have a chance at the Hockey Hall of Fame?
 
If Hank makes it - I'll assume his beard will follow within a few years?


No way Hank gets in before his beard. Bet.


#2530795 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 July 2014 - 12:15 PM

Here's a source:

@DarrenDreger: 8 year extensions for Kane and Toews. $10.5 mil aav each.


#2530320 John Gibson's Pac Man mask for 2014

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 July 2014 - 11:49 PM

disney.com


:lol:

I totally forgot about this. What were the letters again?


#2529675 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 11:19 PM

Here's your source picture lol:

 

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:lol:

 

The internet is an amazing place...




#2529539 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 03:27 PM

I really hope name pronunciations don't deter Holland from getting a good player.


Or else we'll never get Rodrigenstizzlean Kompfeerzuzabelt. Kid's a rocket!


#2529506 TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 02:04 PM

Cinderella frauds occasionally make the Finals. They don't win. Cinderella teams also occasionally take a 3-1 lead on the eventual Stanley Cup champs only to be exposed in games 5, 6, and 7.
 
Don't be fooled by Cinderella. She's really a homely girl with a mop and bucket.


While all this may be true, I'd still rather be Cinderella than an ugly stepsister. :(


#2529470 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 12:43 PM

Some nuggets from twitter:

@Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers

@philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve

:lol:


#2529418 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 11:24 AM

:lol:

Edit: I was laughing so hard I had some premature postage. Giroux was just trying to congratulate the officer BoS style--with butt pats!


#2529105 Red Wings rookie camp roster revealed

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 08:12 PM

@detroithockey96: Ha! The Wings gave Axel Holmstrom No 96 for Development Camp.

Bless


#2528877 Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 06:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: