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#2625806 Kane case headed to grand jury

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 September 2015 - 06:36 PM

You know what is more disgusting than the Blackhawks organization not suspending Kane until this is resolved?

The fact that the Blackhawks organization gave Kane a *public effing platform* to paint his accuser as a liar. A PRESS CONFERENCE.

f*** Kane and f*** the s***ty ass Blackhawks.

#2625756 Wings Release Training Camp Roster

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 September 2015 - 01:24 PM

Late to the Smith discussion, but god damn. My issue with Smitty has nothing to do with his physical ability and everything to do with his uncanny ability to brain shart at the most conveniently inconvenient times. This kid's mind is his worst asset. If he could get out of his own way mentally I think we would see a more complete player, and I wouldn't be so nervous to have him anywhere near the PP.

#2625682 P.K. Subban Donates $10 Million Dollars to Children's Hospita

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 September 2015 - 09:52 PM

Wait.....No 'butt pats'?

Butt pats are reserved for Red Wings/Red Wing fans.

#2625190 Random Discussion Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 September 2015 - 09:28 PM

Jimmers, you're way too young to worry about getting married.

Last time my grandma asked me if I was dating anyone, I nodded enthusiastically and said "oh yes!" and just started naming random guys.

She never asked me again :lol:

#2625174 2015-2016 expectations

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 September 2015 - 04:57 PM

CUP OR BUST!!!!1111!!1!

*craps pants*

In all seriousness, I will consider this season a success if we can make it out of the first round. With a new coach, new staffssss, and youngins possibly coming up, I'm not going to be butthurt if that's as far as it goes.

#2624944 Kane case headed to grand jury

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 September 2015 - 04:06 PM

That is the problem : It will never completely go away if he agrees on a settlement. But processes like this tend to get very ugly for the accused weather he or she is guilty or not so it's absolutely understandable if Kane wants to get out of this without the case going to trial.

Things also tend to get disgusting for the victim in these situations, so while I don't *agree* with her settling if Kane is in fact guilty, I certainly *understand* it.

#2624597 Post Everytime You Look

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 September 2015 - 12:03 AM

It's like my own personal diary in this forum tonight.

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I just want to watch the world burn.

Whilst giving butt pats.



#2624596 If You Could Be Mod For A Day, What Would You Do

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 September 2015 - 12:01 AM

Post the JUCKf****** POT picture repeatedly

#2624583 LGW Moderator Problems

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 September 2015 - 11:45 PM

Other than the curse filter bringing me down, I think the mods here are fine. Every post I've had deleted has probably deserved to be, and I'm usually given pretty good leeway to make off-topic ridiculous posts :lol:

I like to think it's because the mods have developed an appreciation for my offbeat and irreverent humor the way one tolerates a younger sibling.

#2624459 So this is why teams hate the wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 September 2015 - 04:45 PM

I'm staying out of this discussion due to the fact that I get overly passionate about Sergei Fedorov at times. It's awkward for everyone.

To the larger topic, I will say there was nothing like failing miserably all those years, getting so close, and then finally winning. Those are my favorite hockey years, and I get tingly and nostalgic whenever I think about it. I forget that not every Wings fan has been around that long.

#2624280 RWN-HQ GTG

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 August 2015 - 03:55 PM

If I got punched, there's a good chance you'd be the one who did it.  We all know you like to stir the pot. 

*southern belle voice*

Why, I *never*!

#2624010 Mike Richard's Contract Terminated (Not Bought Out)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 August 2015 - 01:59 PM

Am I the only one who is mesmerised by how big that girls eye brows are in the first picture.

Those aren't eyebrows, they're the tarps that normally cover her Death Rays. They're just retracted in that picture, probs because she's about to Death Ray that mother effer...TO DEATH.

#2623126 Mullets - post pics

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 August 2015 - 11:35 PM

I know, I rmemeber when I had one of those candy bar cell phones also

True story: when I was a young lass, I worked in a residential treatment center for adjudicated teenage sex offenders (boys). I also had a seriously out-of-date brick cell phone, which I was made fun of by one of the group members by lifting *an entire park bench* to his ear and pretending to talk into it. I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard.

Edit: the group member did not have a mullet.

#2623125 Mullets - post pics

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 August 2015 - 10:36 PM

Father, and son mullet...
Now for some 'Mullet Haiku'...
Tennessee Tophat
A Mississippi Mudflap
Rebel Mullettude!
Chevy Camaro
Wind blowing my manly mane
Taco Bell drive-thru
Luke warm tater-tots
Schlitz Malt Liquor and hot dogs
Trailer park Christmas

This was beautiful. I could literally smell the Skoals whilst reading.

*wipes tear*

#2622863 Franzen's Gift to Nyquist

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 August 2015 - 01:28 PM

For a little levity...

@RedWingsFeed: Johan Franzen Buys Gustav Nyquist Mike Babcock Sheets [PHOTO]: In a photo on Franzen's http://t.co/FmDIxlOrlhvia @CBSDetroit #RedWings