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#2539528 10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 October 2014 - 08:04 PM

The most shocking thing is that we have played half a game and Marchand hasn't acted like an ass yet.


Thanks a lot dick you probably jinxed it


#2539501 10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 October 2014 - 07:50 PM

Franzen is lazy and he sucks


#2539398 10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 October 2014 - 06:55 PM

ObligaTOREY KRUG close up


#2539389 10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 October 2014 - 06:48 PM

I LOVE YOU ALL


#2539257 10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 October 2014 - 11:23 AM

OH MY GOD

WE HAVE HIT THE JUCK EFFING POT

IT IS TIME

I am excite


#2538931 Krys Barch unloads his frustrations

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 05:26 PM

What's to stop Chelios from sitting in the basement and playing with excel sheets?!

Don't get too smart, Hockey.


#2538840 Devils Sign Tootoo

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 03:27 PM

Poor Brunner :(

@Ledger_NJDevils: Where do Damien Brunner and Jacob Josefson fit into the Devils' lineup? http://t.co/kUKJadtw14


#2538837 23 man roster set... say hi to your 2014/15 Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 03:22 PM

I think the real question here is where the hell are you guys getting these cool ass talking dogs?


#2538835 Devils Sign Tootoo

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 03:19 PM

@TGfireandice: Devils have signed Jordin Tootoo to a one-year, one-way deal. Peter Harrold has been assigned to Albany (AHL)>

Good for you, Toots.


#2538673 Blast from the Past

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 October 2014 - 12:04 AM

Super cool man. Thanks for sharing!


#2538664 Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 10:48 PM

It was Dirty Harry specifically, but really it was a culmination of all the lame and obnoxious nicknames a certain poster insisted on creating for the team. Like Laser, Fire, Diesel, etc. I was like, what the f*** are you talking about?


It was your "that's all I can stand, and I can't stand no more!" moment. Like in the Goonies when they said they would pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk's mom eat her way through.

Yeah like that. One of my favorite posts ever. Your frustration was palpable, and it led way to some glorious sarcasm. 10/10 would definitely recommend for the lulz.


#2538584 Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 03:29 PM

If he turns out to be soft in the long run, can we change professor x to hugs and kisses?


I don't know, ask Agent Orange. Or was it The Player Formerly Known as Steve? Who knows!?


#2538546 Holland interview with Mickey comment about a trade

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 October 2014 - 11:53 AM

Oh yay. Back to the legwand and jarnkrok trade. Oh I really missed kicking that horse


That horse has long since turned to glue, my friend. I have accepted that Jarnkrok/Legwand has firmly and quickly taken its honorary place on the shelf next to Franzen/Hossa.


#2538288 2014 Preseason Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 October 2014 - 11:59 AM

In other news...

@Ledger_NJDevils: Damien Brunner frustrated he hasn't cracked Devils' top 3 lines. http://t.co/RO9ODntkE3


#2537794 Ericsson/Smith Day-to-Day with groin/hip flexor issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 September 2014 - 12:04 AM

Both at the same time?

Seriously, were they scissoring or something?

 

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