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#2531362 NHL-Game of Thrones Edition

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2014 - 08:43 PM

http://www.onthefore...thrones-edition

Got a good chuckle out of this, and it's amusingly accurate to boot. Also a nice diversion from the suckage that has been this offseason so far.

Spoilers, maybe, for some that aren't up to speed on all the eps...


#2531045 Kane & Toews Sign Identical 8-year, $10.5M AAV Extensions

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 July 2014 - 02:58 PM

What I wanna know is - will Hank's beard have a chance at the Hockey Hall of Fame?
 
If Hank makes it - I'll assume his beard will follow within a few years?


No way Hank gets in before his beard. Bet.


#2530795 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 July 2014 - 12:15 PM

Here's a source:

@DarrenDreger: 8 year extensions for Kane and Toews. $10.5 mil aav each.


#2530320 John Gibson's Pac Man mask for 2014

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 July 2014 - 11:49 PM

disney.com


:lol:

I totally forgot about this. What were the letters again?


#2529675 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 11:19 PM

Here's your source picture lol:

 

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:lol:

 

The internet is an amazing place...




#2529539 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 03:27 PM

I really hope name pronunciations don't deter Holland from getting a good player.


Or else we'll never get Rodrigenstizzlean Kompfeerzuzabelt. Kid's a rocket!


#2529506 TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 02:04 PM

Cinderella frauds occasionally make the Finals. They don't win. Cinderella teams also occasionally take a 3-1 lead on the eventual Stanley Cup champs only to be exposed in games 5, 6, and 7.
 
Don't be fooled by Cinderella. She's really a homely girl with a mop and bucket.


While all this may be true, I'd still rather be Cinderella than an ugly stepsister. :(


#2529470 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 12:43 PM

Some nuggets from twitter:

@Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers

@philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve

:lol:


#2529418 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 11:24 AM

:lol:

Edit: I was laughing so hard I had some premature postage. Giroux was just trying to congratulate the officer BoS style--with butt pats!


#2529105 Red Wings rookie camp roster revealed

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 08:12 PM

@detroithockey96: Ha! The Wings gave Axel Holmstrom No 96 for Development Camp.

Bless


#2528877 Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 06:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


#2528836 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 06:10 PM

Why are some here so surprised?


Please don't mistake my FFFFFFUUUUUUU as surprise instead of the fiery, unbridled rage it was intended to be.


#2528024 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 12:49 PM

I feel like we're Leo DiCaprio chasing our elusive Oscar...


#2528016 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 12:46 PM

There is hope:
 
Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger  42s

Robidas to Leafs. Working on details.


Thank god.


#2527763 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 11:38 AM

Maybe we really are considering a trade. Stranger things have happened. Moses parting the sea, for example. No one saw that one coming.


God totally saw that one coming. He even posted about it obnoxiously on aquatic message boards. It is stated clearly in the bible that his username was TheOneTrueKing69YOLO.