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#2616279 Free agents this off season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 June 2015 - 05:09 PM

Because the Wings are so soft that even a women would toughen them up. Hardy Har.
Sports jokes that connect the perception of a weak athlete to a women are soooooooo funny. :rolleyes:

Holy crap I didn't have to be the one to say it this time

The time for Detroit to acquire ROR was prior to last offseason.  

It's never *NOT* the time to trade for ROR. His beard alone brings things like "truculence" and "intangibles."

#2615998 Yzerman wins GM of Year (& other awards discussion)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 June 2015 - 08:13 PM

But Sather isn't handsome and perfect like Stevie

#2615805 OT Changes

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 June 2015 - 08:09 PM

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Pending B of G approval, NHL will go to 3-on-3 overtime for 5 minutes in regular season games next season.

@TSNBobMcKenzie: For those asking, no 4-on-4 OT at all. Right to 3-on-3. 5 minutes sudden death. No goal, it goes to shootout.

Edit: also...

@TSNBobMcKenzie: Coaches' challenge on goalie interference/offside goals - with on ice officials reviewing own work at p box monitor - coming, pending B of G

#2615006 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 June 2015 - 10:51 PM

I'd drink a couple sodas with that guy.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I'll always remember the clip of him putting on a clip on bow tie while talking about how stylish he is.

Stylish *puts on bow tie*

Hella stylish *straps on fanny pack*

Wicked stylish *slides on Blue Blockers*

Too sexy for everything *strokes toupee*

#2614696 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 June 2015 - 10:34 PM



*pat my own butt in protest*

#2614529 2015 SCF : Chicago Blackhawks vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 June 2015 - 02:49 PM

This just sucks. I want this post-season in the rear view mirror ASAP. I have hated every single series this year, and nothing turned out the way I wanted it to. Good riddance, and f*** off whoever wins.

#2613867 Jeff Blashill named 27th head coach in Red Wings history

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 June 2015 - 11:49 AM

What's to stop Chelios from being a great coach?

Plus Juan. Can't believe it took this long :lol:

#2613782 Tampa Bay Lightning dress code for fans

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 June 2015 - 11:16 PM

there is always that guy/girl who didn't understand that this wasnt a serious thing and try to get rowdy about it.


#2613715 NBC Sports chairman wants NHL ban playoff beards

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 June 2015 - 03:54 PM

Every party has a pooper and this guy is s***ting all over the place.

#2613465 Report: Cleary wants to return for 1 more season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 June 2015 - 09:17 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't give a s***? Give him a two-way at league minimum and send him down to GR to mentor the n3wbs. Bring him up as a 4th line veteran when we inevitably get BF'd by injuries down the stretch. That way, next year when he steps on as an assistant coach he has a good read of our prospects. Profit.

#2613461 2015 Draft

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 June 2015 - 08:48 PM


Arrogant? Blow things out of proportion much Frank?


From that article:


“I’m pretty confident in my own abilities,” Eichel told a throng of reporters and cameras Friday at the NHL Scouting Combine inside HarborCenter. “I know everyone’s making a big deal.” Eichel never intended to compare himself to McDavid, who will be picked first by the Edmonton Oilers. “It’s more of just confidence in my own self,” Eichel said.


Seems pretty down to earth to me, nothing wrong with confidence in oneself.



#2613381 What changes do you think we'll see with Blashill?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 June 2015 - 12:02 AM

How many of those risks did he turn into points?

For the Wings or for the other team?

#2613348 What changes do you think we'll see with Blashill?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 June 2015 - 06:53 PM

The only way missing the playoffs make sense is if we go all Buffalo with it. f*** that. I'm drunk again so pardon my f***ign ***** ass french, but jesus. We have the deepest prospect pool in the league. We are in a position where the team can compete, and we have the depth to now make trades to fill holes in the roster. Tanking a season gives us one potential instant high end player. Key word: POTENTIAL. The streak will mean that much more once we make a run again. Let Chicago be the next team to win 3 cups in 6 years. Let us be the team to win one again without ever missing the playoffs. THAT is something that would never be done again. Patt those motherf****** butss. 

*fist pump for drunk sailor marc*

#2613346 Red Wings in on D Mike Reilly

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 June 2015 - 06:45 PM

Reilly is a defenseman. Avs need D. ....hmmm.  lol.

Step 1: sign Mike Reilly
Step 2: trade for Ryan O'Reilly
Step 3: profit?

#2613253 Which Sweater Do RWs Retire First - Feds or Ozzy?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 June 2015 - 12:15 PM

Federov was a hack.

Fedorov, on the other hand, was one of the best two-way players to ever touch a puck, was the love of my life, and had a sick flow. He would most certainly have been in the rafters if he hadn't taken a squirty dump all over his "Detroit Legacy." Just the way things work around here. The only way I could see it happen is after Mike Ilitch passes, but it's a long shot.

Osgood, while his accomplishments here were many, imo is not the caliber of player to get a banner.