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BottleOfSmoke

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#2480685 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

Hoping for some well deserved butt slaps tonight. Go wings!!


Your lips to YFMB's ears. My hands are primed and ready, just put me in coach!


#2480427 2/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Capitals 6 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 February 2014 - 05:13 PM

@dchesnokov: Asked Ovi if he's intentionally trying to scare Team USA players ahead of Sochi to give RUS advantage: "They're already scared." #Sochi2014

*eyeroll*


#2480028 2/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Capitals 6 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 February 2014 - 02:00 PM

Come on, guys!

Do it for Philip Seymour Hoffman!

R. I. P. :(


#2479588 Sammy Waived

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2014 - 10:50 PM

@petewallner: Mikael Samuelsson on Griffins debut: I didn't feel great, I'm not going to lie. @griffinshockey http://t.co/Mn6coF0mE2


#2479557 1/31 GDT: Capitals 3 @ Red Wings 4 (F/SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2014 - 10:23 PM

*deep breath*

*PATS MOTHEREFFING BUTTS*

Let's do this in regulation next time, please.


#2478844 Phoenix Coyotes To Be Renamed Arizona Coyotes

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2014 - 10:16 PM

Jobing.com now has the only Tim Hortons in the entire West. [/i][/b]


Are. You. Effing. KIDDING ME?!

HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS?!?!?!

God dammit now I'm gonna have to go to games OTHER than Wings games

The struggle is real


#2478529 1/28 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Flyers 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 January 2014 - 09:27 PM

Trolololololol

*eye roll*


#2478467 1/28 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Flyers 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 January 2014 - 08:57 PM

Kronwall+Nyquist+Jurco+1st for Weber


I feel like you're trolling everytime you rag on Kronner. These last couple games haven't been his best, but "awful 75 percent of the time?" Have we been watching the same player all these years?

Kronner is not this team's problem

/captain save-a-Kronner


#2478437 1/28 GDT: Red Wings 0 @ Flyers 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 January 2014 - 08:39 PM

How many posts are we gonna hit tonight?


91. Then, a 28 year old Sergei Fedorov will descend from the ceiling and score 9 goals and assist on a tenth to lead the Wings to a 10-3 win.

So let it be written.


#2478340 Tim Thomas is a dope: It's a scientific fact.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 January 2014 - 07:59 PM

What???


DON'T JUDGE ME!!


#2478227 Tim Thomas is a dope: It's a scientific fact.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 January 2014 - 05:21 PM

Well, when you overblow things people tend to get hurt. Then you have a whole team of guys out with groin injuries, and you fall out of playoff contention. Then you have too much time on your hands, and end up getting into weird hobbies like collecting American Girls dolls. Then you start going to American Girl doll conventions and everyone thinks you're a pervert.

Just sayin'.


#2477062 Sammy Waived

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 January 2014 - 02:46 PM

*runs into thread*

*throws confetti*

*runs out of thread*


#2476960 1/24 GDT: Canadiens 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 January 2014 - 10:16 PM

MUTHA

EFFIN

BUTT PATS!

*pats butts*


#2476505 1/24 GDT: Canadiens 1 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 January 2014 - 11:46 AM

FLASHY

Oh, the sweet sight of Abdelwoman. Never gets old.

Dare I say I'm actually...*OK*...with the lines tonight? Minus Cleary?

LGW!


#2476287 1/22 GDT : Blackhawks 4 at Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 January 2014 - 11:40 AM

GUYS!

It's the next day, and this still happened!

IT WAS REAL LIFE