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#2483060 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 February 2014 - 05:29 PM

I feel the need to again clarify that I am an honorary Swede when it comes to Olympic men's hockey.

For all else?

U-S-A! U-S-A!


#2482847 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

Cool. Glad to see him get it going. If he get's an assist, is it a Frking A in the score sheet?


Frkin' A right it is


#2482803 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

Not so sure about that. Not knocking Kron at all, but he benefited greatly by playing with #5. Honestly, he's looking solid, but a 2 or 3 best. Not overly impressive at all.  If there is one coming, it may be Danny D!


Name 29 D men better than Kronwall. He's a number one. He may not be Lidstrom, but anyone who thinks he's not a "#1" gets an eyeroll from me.

AN EYEROLL TO YOU! GOOD DAY SIR!


#2482621 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 February 2014 - 07:06 PM

LGW! The great Corngoalieo demands another win!
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#2482188 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 10:10 PM

@wingingitmotown: Last time Lashoff put it into an open net, the refs called it off because Mike Smith was acting like he had been impaled by a flaming dong.

Lololololololol :lol:

I was at that game fml


#2482175 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 10:00 PM

Aw Pav looks so happy :)


#2482170 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 10:00 PM

YYYEEAAgHJNkkagjljydcjcgh!!!!!!!!!!!

*PATS BUNGHOLESahemBUTTS*


#2482058 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 09:05 PM

Red Wings 4 Minute Power Play
A haiku, by BoS

What the f*** was that
Monkeys humping a football
Supposed to score there


#2481965 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

YYYEEEEASSS

*POINTS AGGRESSIVELY AT AVATAR*

*POINTS AGGRESSIVELY AT BUNGHOLE*


#2481913 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 08:14 PM

I bet your bunghole doesn't feel too good after that one.
 
Nice play by Upshall knocking it down though.  Gotta watch the clock and get back in time to defend that.


My bunghole is in need of some effing Prep H after that bulls*** goal.


#2481840 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

Dats looks good so far, but helms gotta hit that.


Bow chicka wow wow


#2481829 So what do we call the 26 - 15 - 21 line?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 07:40 PM

Im waiting for an lgw-er to not read this thread, see one of the names in a gdt and incite another dirty harry/~$~ (player formerly known as steve) type situation...
Which I wouldn't object to....


:lol: good times

I don't know why you guys are still discussing this--I thought we decided on the anus trachea line or whatever it was?

Well that's what I'm calling it anyway.


#2481724 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 02:03 PM

They better win or may as well call it a season...


Whoa there Suzie Sunshine, please put the rainbows back in your ass :lol:

Yes, they need the points. Full stop. But let's look on the bright side, eh? PAVEL DATSYUK.


#2481700 So what do we call the 26 - 15 - 21 line?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 12:26 PM

The "Trachea Jar Anus Hot" Line.
 
:wacko:
 
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/


:lol:

I'm sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here that I am 100% in favor of any line nickname that involves the word "anus."


#2481695 Trade deadline fast approaching - who should we target?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 12:19 PM

@ChrisBottaNHL: Updating tweet from Friday: told now that Red Wings are out on Vanek. Don't want to give up 2-3 assets to rent him.