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#2487328 2/27 GDT : Red Wings 6 at Senators 1, Franzen w/Hat Trick

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 February 2014 - 02:57 PM

LGW!

And also,

@Proteautype: Sean Avery to compete on Dancing With The Stars. His strategy: standing in front of other dancers and waving his shoes in their face.

I'm so watching that.


#2487188 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 10:16 PM

Would have been nice not to give up the loser point to a team in our conference, but

*pats butts*

*pats Goose's ginger butt twice*

*butt pattuzzi*


#2487125 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 10:03 PM

Off****** course. Play defensively solid ALLf****** GAME and give it up with less than a minute to go.

Sof****** frustrating.


#2487094 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 09:45 PM

Wow Howard!

Let's get an insurance goal here boys, two goal lead be damned.


#2487047 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:32 PM

Even FSD is calling it "the kid line."

I THOUGHT WE DECIDED ON THE ANUS TRACHEA LINE

This is bulls***


#2487027 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:15 PM

his bunghole is very powerful.  It needs much TP.


Is someone gonna tell Dickie or should I?

:lol:


#2487024 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:14 PM

I love how whenever you talk about your bunghole, it means good things for the Wings.  You must have the almighty bunghole!


I'm kind of uncomfortable with this honor but I'm gonna go with it anyway


#2487014 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:08 PM

OLD MAN GOALTUZZI

AND A PP GOAL FOR MY BUNGHOLE


#2486961 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

*aggressive jazz hands*

LGW!!


#2486949 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 07:03 PM

I AM SO EXCITED FOR RED WING HOCKEY


#2486798 Trade deadline fast approaching - who should we target?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 11:44 AM

@AnsarKhanMLive: Holland said he will not sell at the trade deadline. Would like to make a hockey trade if possible. Trade that helps now and in future.

@AnsarKhanMLive: Holland won't trade a top prospect for a rental he said.


#2486778 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 10:07 AM

*runs into thread*

*throws confetti*

GAME DAY THREAD

*runs out of thread*


#2486284 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

So if Canada wins it was cause the refs called it and if Sweden wins it was in spite of the refs and against all odds... Got it lol


No, if Canada wins it's a ref job, if Sweden wins it's Red Wing Power fueled by Captain Kronner. :lol:

That being said, I'll be making myself scarce until after everyone's a Red Wing (and Red Wing fan) again. My heart can't take it.

Good luck everybody, and HEJA SVERIGE!


#2486204 Zetterberg out with herniated disc

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 February 2014 - 12:16 PM

@Bill_Roose: Quincey said his L4-L5 Discectomy in 2009, same surgery RedWings Zetterberg had, was "best decision I ever made. Pain was gone immediately."

Here's to hoping surgery won't change Henrik Zetterberg into Kyle Quincey... :lol:


#2485777 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

Congrats on your at least silver medal Sweden!

*pats butts*