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#2580416 3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2015 - 08:10 PM

You best know my age by now, or you're a terrible sister.


I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS RESPONSIBILITY


#2580411 3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2015 - 08:07 PM

Are you old enough to drink jimmy or should I be calling your mum?


#2580396 3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2015 - 08:01 PM

Just got in, but was able to read the thread to stay updated. Things I've taken away so far:

We suck
We're going to get ass-effed out of the first round
We seem to be winning the game, possibly because jeh is drinking


#2580268 3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 March 2015 - 06:39 PM

I won't be around much for the beginning of this one tonight, so hoping I come home to a healthy lead!

LGW!


#2579741 Vaya con dios Damien Brunner

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 March 2015 - 12:50 AM

While that would be somewhat entertaining, the NHL has final say. Technically the owners don't own the team, they own the rights to a part of the NHL. Its like owning a McDonalds. You own it but you can't decide to use a different sauce on the Big Macs you sell, or bring back the McDLT


Question: do you think I'm serious most of the time?

2nd question: do you *honestly* think the NHL could contain me if I were independently wealthy?! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

get at me Bettman


#2579738 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 March 2015 - 12:45 AM

Goodness, how many photos of this event are there? Is there a video too? Some sketches, a narration by James Earl Jones?

Morgan Freeman, actually. Trust me, you DON'T want to see the underwater cam they used...

Edit: And WHY does it look like he has no armpit hair?! Everything about this picture makes me want to pour acid on my face


#2579736 Vaya con dios Damien Brunner

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 March 2015 - 12:42 AM

Almost makes it worthwhile to buy a hockey team just so you could exclusively use inappropriate sponsers and plaster them on unis. I would strictly allow only sex toy shops, strip clubs, and penis enhancement companies to sponsor my hockey team.


#2579694 Pulkkinen sent back to GR

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 March 2015 - 02:07 PM

There's no other thread for this, so since we're talking about the lineup for BOS...

@AnsarKhanMLive: Gustavsson starting tomorrow in Boston.


#2579626 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 10:12 PM

I'm gonna go burn some incense to spiritually cleanse myself after that abomination of a game.


#2579616 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 10:04 PM

GROOOOOOOSSSSSS


#2579605 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 10:01 PM

Jesus every shot on Howard is a friggin adventure tonight.

Don't know why this made me laugh so harc

Edit: that would be hard, but f*** it


#2579404 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 08:34 PM

Just throwing this out there- Someday Jiri Hudler's daughter is going to Google her dad's name and That Picture will come up.


I would recommend that Jiri Tlusty's daughter never google her father


#2579282 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 02:57 PM

You son of a


#2579272 My Ideal Playoff Situation

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 02:11 PM

Ha.
I wrote Gordie Howe, it auto corrected to however.
...
I'm leaving it.


I turned off autocorrect on my phone because it resulted in some pretty sketchy texts :lol:


#2579267 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 March 2015 - 01:53 PM

Love him on Twitter haha since he went to Florida it's only gotten better....

"@strombone1: 690 PLAYERS
30 TEAMS
14 QUALIFIERS
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE GOAL
ONE NIGHT ONLY

#weliveforthis
#nhldraftlottery"

He followed that when they got the first overall pick with "I've never won anything before!!"

But i think this is my all-time favorite....


"@strombone1: Don't think so....."@FlaPanthers: Does Roberto Luongo have the Twitter?"

:P


Eddie Lack is pretty funny on Twitter too.

LGW! And nobody post THAT picture of Happy, please.