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#2504830 4/2 GDT - Bruins 2 at Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 April 2014 - 07:55 PM

And now we get to listen to Milbury's slurping. 


I don't *slurp* *sluuuuurrrrpp* know what you're *slurp* *mmmhhhhmmmm* talking *mmmmmmm* about *sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp*

-by Mike Milbury*

*probably


#2504783 4/2 GDT - Bruins 2 at Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 April 2014 - 07:41 PM

Well they got it back. Now if we could start playing in THEIR end that would be great.


#2504702 4/2 GDT - Bruins 2 at Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 April 2014 - 07:11 PM

Commence butt clenching


#2504447 Dive of the Year

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 April 2014 - 08:36 PM

Good lord.

Maybe the ref had...you know...like razor blades tucked in his knuckles? I mean you never know, we don't know his struggles. Coming up from the wrong side of the tracks and whatnot. He had to learn how to take care of himself, no one else was going to. What with his dad leaving when he was four and his mom working three jobs just to make ends meet. He had to make a name for himself on the streets, so no one would mess with his mute brother Clarence. "Razor Fists" they would call him. Now he lies awake at night, wondering how things could have been different.

Or, you know, Crysby is a poopy diaper diving baby.


#2504403 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 April 2014 - 03:57 PM

I've said it before, but the die hards that I met/was surrounded by at the WC were awesome and a blast to be around. They live and breathe hockey and were so thrilled after that win. Loud obnoxious fans aside, I'd take them over the Hollywood fans of the week "watching" Kings games any day. And I second the sentiment that I want the O6 franchises to be leading the pack every year. Because of reasons.


#2504162 Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 March 2014 - 01:20 PM

This thread makes me long for someone to vomit on my eyeballs so I don't have to read it.

Or I could not click on it, but dammit I'm on mobile and I hate having that one bolded thread...watching me...taunting me...beckoning me into its darkness...

Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah. I'm glad we got Legwand. Wish Jarnkrok all the best, because apparently his best was never going to be here.

*moonwalks out of thread performing Michael Jackson's underrated hit LEAVE IT ALONE*


#2503973 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 07:28 PM

Dear Twitter Douchebros,

Please explain to me how Kronwall is a "*****" for not fighting and taking a penalty after delivering a clean hit? Why should he? Isn't your guy the "*****" for not being able to take a good hit? And also, what does delivering a good hit have to do with having sex with other men? Did he hit him with his penis?

Good lord, hockey "fans" are the worst...


#2503935 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:35 PM

MOTHEREFFING BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2503893 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:25 PM

He has one speed.  He's like a BMX with NOS.


STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRE HYDRANTS HELMER


#2503876 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:16 PM

I'd really like to see a replay of the too many men call.


*puts on tin foil hat*

It would look curiously similar to the TB too many men that Mick was talking about earlier that didn't get called :lol:

*takes off tin foil hat*


#2503849 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:51 PM

That's what happened to you!?! Lol I joke


:lol: Among other things.

*sings*

"Mama don't let your daughters grow up to be tomboys..."


#2503843 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:49 PM

Callahan's a pretty solid dude on his skates though.  He definitely got hit hard, but he's not Havlat, so he didn't explode on impact.


:lol:

I read somewhere that someone asked some hockey players (yes that's vague lol but I can't remember the context) what it was like to get hit by Kronner and the response was it's like running into a fire hydrant.

I ran into a fire hydrant on my bike once when I was a kid. It sucked.


#2503840 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:46 PM

Third Period Meltdown, the redux
By BoS

Well you can f*** off
You're not invited today
Don't do us like that


#2503835 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:43 PM

He's cowering.


And that hit was a love tap compared to an actual Kronwalling let's be real


#2503822 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:38 PM

The bunghole has been fed bottle.


*does the Cabbage Patch*