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#2529506 TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 02:04 PM

Cinderella frauds occasionally make the Finals. They don't win. Cinderella teams also occasionally take a 3-1 lead on the eventual Stanley Cup champs only to be exposed in games 5, 6, and 7.
 
Don't be fooled by Cinderella. She's really a homely girl with a mop and bucket.


While all this may be true, I'd still rather be Cinderella than an ugly stepsister. :(


#2529470 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 12:43 PM

Some nuggets from twitter:

@Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers

@philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve

:lol:


#2529418 Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 July 2014 - 11:24 AM

:lol:

Edit: I was laughing so hard I had some premature postage. Giroux was just trying to congratulate the officer BoS style--with butt pats!


#2529105 Red Wings rookie camp roster revealed

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 08:12 PM

@detroithockey96: Ha! The Wings gave Axel Holmstrom No 96 for Development Camp.

Bless


#2528877 Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 06:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


#2528836 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 06:10 PM

Why are some here so surprised?


Please don't mistake my FFFFFFUUUUUUU as surprise instead of the fiery, unbridled rage it was intended to be.


#2528024 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 12:49 PM

I feel like we're Leo DiCaprio chasing our elusive Oscar...


#2528016 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 12:46 PM

There is hope:
 
Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger  42s

Robidas to Leafs. Working on details.


Thank god.


#2527763 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 11:38 AM

Maybe we really are considering a trade. Stranger things have happened. Moses parting the sea, for example. No one saw that one coming.


God totally saw that one coming. He even posted about it obnoxiously on aquatic message boards. It is stated clearly in the bible that his username was TheOneTrueKing69YOLO.


#2527677 2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 July 2014 - 11:11 AM

GUYS. Take a breath. Let's not assume OMG WE COULD HAVE DONE THAT WHY DIDNT KENNY DO THAT?!?! Maybe KH wasn't given the option to do that. Maybe E wanted to go to the Pens.

And f*** s***sburgh.


#2527462 Red Wings rookie camp roster revealed

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2014 - 11:04 PM

Did somebody say Hampus Melen?


#2527394 UFA day looking up

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2014 - 08:28 PM

Dude I'm gonna go to bed early tonight just so it can be tomorrow faster!


#2527368 Spezza Requests Trade

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 June 2014 - 07:44 PM

 
randy.jpg


HOW DARE YOU. I sent you that picture in confidence! Don't expect any more of those, jerk!


#2526922 Wings to have face to face with Matt Niskanen

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 June 2014 - 01:08 PM

Clearly some people don't want the info I have. So in the future I won't share it


I don't think it's that people don't want it, it's just that you knowing your source is legit only benefits you--the rest of us don't know this cat from Adam, and this is the internet. I'd expect the same reaction if it were me, or 55fan, or haroldsnepts, etc. it's fun to hear the rumors, so don't be offended if to the rest of us that's all they are.


#2526246 Wings officially have vacancy in asst coach spot

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 June 2014 - 05:23 PM

@HeleneStJames: Mike Babcock said he called Nicklas Lidstrom about #RedWings asst. coach job, told him Mrs. Lidstrom happier in DET. Lidstrom didn't bite.