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#2481965 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

YYYEEEEASSS

*POINTS AGGRESSIVELY AT AVATAR*

*POINTS AGGRESSIVELY AT BUNGHOLE*


#2481913 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 08:14 PM

I bet your bunghole doesn't feel too good after that one.
 
Nice play by Upshall knocking it down though.  Gotta watch the clock and get back in time to defend that.


My bunghole is in need of some effing Prep H after that bulls*** goal.


#2481840 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

Dats looks good so far, but helms gotta hit that.


Bow chicka wow wow


#2481829 So what do we call the 26 - 15 - 21 line?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 07:40 PM

Im waiting for an lgw-er to not read this thread, see one of the names in a gdt and incite another dirty harry/~$~ (player formerly known as steve) type situation...
Which I wouldn't object to....


:lol: good times

I don't know why you guys are still discussing this--I thought we decided on the anus trachea line or whatever it was?

Well that's what I'm calling it anyway.


#2481724 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 02:03 PM

They better win or may as well call it a season...


Whoa there Suzie Sunshine, please put the rainbows back in your ass :lol:

Yes, they need the points. Full stop. But let's look on the bright side, eh? PAVEL DATSYUK.


#2481700 So what do we call the 26 - 15 - 21 line?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 12:26 PM

The "Trachea Jar Anus Hot" Line.
 
:wacko:
 
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/


:lol:

I'm sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here that I am 100% in favor of any line nickname that involves the word "anus."


#2481695 Trade deadline fast approaching - who should we target?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 February 2014 - 12:19 PM

@ChrisBottaNHL: Updating tweet from Friday: told now that Red Wings are out on Vanek. Don't want to give up 2-3 assets to rent him.


#2481417 NHL may rethink Sochi

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 February 2014 - 12:06 PM

@cotsonika: By @DanWetzel -- No light bulbs. No shower curtain. No hot water. Welcome to Sochi! http://t.co/9aBB9AhyVp via @YahooSports


#2481309 NHL may rethink Sochi

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 February 2014 - 08:35 PM

Foreign media are sending back photos of some of the rather odd things they've seen at Sochi, regarding the accommodations for the guest athletes. I haven't seen things this funny since the "glory days" of reading National Lampoon.

 

Some of my faves:

 

Canada's men's hockey accommodations

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And...

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Nothing like some good quality bonding time on the s***ter...




#2481103 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 11:33 PM

I did start it by mentioning Beavis in a Wings shirt to set you up for the epic PP goal for my bunghole quote, which Mabus promptly put into the awesome pic. I'll blame the Macallan for this one since I forced myself to not post during the game. ;). Mabus does have the awesome photoshop skills. I'm sure Nyquist onto the Goose is my Wingman graphic is out there somewhere as well.


This is exactly what I mean! Before the end of the season, we will have a complete episode of Beavis and Butthead starring all Wings players complete with music videos (I'm thinking something by Justin Bieber, Prong, and Eddie Murphy's classic "Party All the Time") and will end up getting sued by Mike Judge!

And it will be magical.


#2481079 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 10:53 PM

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Be Afraid...


Jommy Gustavward is a total butterface


#2481064 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 10:29 PM

This has been one of the more fun GDTs we've had in a while...thanks everyone!


#2481059 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 10:27 PM

Can someone photoshop Jimmy and Gus together like those dorky werewolf twins from teen wolf?  We'll give that one the shutout.


Oh Mabus....


#2481045 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 10:17 PM

who gets credit for the shutout tonight, and the win? lol


Jommy Gustavward


#2481039 2/3 GDT: Canucks 0 at Justin Abdelkader 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 February 2014 - 10:15 PM

 
Can we declare the bunghole curse officially broken?


Yes we must
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