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#2499541 Dallas Eakins loses his cool...thanks to some water

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 March 2014 - 12:40 PM

Or maybe he thought it was...semen.


Ah, there it is. Like a warm blanket and a mug of tea in front of the fire on a cold day...

But I also agree with the first part too. We've all had those days where tons of bad things happen and we're all able to soldier on, but then something little happens like you bump into a wall on accident and all of a sudden EVERYTHING IS THAT GOD DAMNED WALL'S FAULT AND *punch punch* I WILL BRING IT DOWN LIKE THE STINKIN' PATRIARCHY THAT MADE IT!!!!!1111111

Or Eakins is just a giant douchenozzle. I haven't decided yet.

Either way, he made himself look like an ass on national television.


#2499243 3/22 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Wild 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 March 2014 - 03:43 PM

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

2 POINTS!!!!!

*pats butts*


#2499095 3/22 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Wild 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 March 2014 - 03:12 PM

Third Period Meltdown
A haiku by BoS

Here we go again
It's nice to know there are things
In life to count on

 
A horse s*** penalty shot call is not a meltdown 


But that ruins my haiku


#2498854 3/22 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Wild 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 March 2014 - 12:16 PM

Will be on FOXD. 


Thank Christ.

LGW! We normally s*** the bed on these early games, let's make it to the toilet this time please.


#2498606 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 March 2014 - 10:16 AM

Holy s***

You mean this wasn't all a drunken stupor?

WE WON?!?!


#2498430 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:44 PM

 
 
 congratulations, your team played very well tonight and deserved the win.
 
and i don't expect anything, stay classy please


Come on, dude. You're usually better than that. Let's not with the whole "stay classy" BS. I actually never knew you were a Pens fan. Let's keep it that way.


#2498375 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:26 PM

 
 
im a penguins fan,
 
and last time i checked leafs had 80 points...wings have 77..so they are better...
 
i win


WTF

IMMA FIGHTCHOO

RAISE UP

HOLD ME BACK Y'ALL


#2498361 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:24 PM

SIGH

*pats butts pats butts pats butts*

*rubs groins rubs groins rubs groins*

Thank you to E_T for the winning idea

He's not willing to do the dirty work

But that's ok


#2498308 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:16 PM

Likes for everyone on this page

f*** it


#2498301 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:16 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSAAASASASSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU BOS ILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN


OMG MY WRISTS ARE SO TIRED

YOU ARE ALL WELCOME


#2498268 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:13 PM

They need to make a Glendening approved scotch.


Glendening 12 year smokey like Laga but not too burny like Ardbeg


#2498248 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:12 PM

Pls win prior to shootout


#2498187 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:01 PM

THE FIFTH GOAL DAMMIT


*furiously rubs groins*


#2498118 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:52 PM

I'm too lazy to pull up the clip of Cappello's "I Still Believe" I posted last game, but it fits. I want the two points.... in regulation. No shootout, get the tiebreaker looking better.

Let's Go Wings!


LOST BOYS SOUNDTRACK

MY HEART

OH MY IM SO OLD

AND THE PENS SCORE f***


#2498083 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:49 PM

With how terrible Fleury is, this shouldn't be surprising.


STOP RUINING THE MOMENT

ITS LIKE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON