Or maybe he thought it was...semen.
Ah, there it is. Like a warm blanket and a mug of tea in front of the fire on a cold day...
But I also agree with the first part too. We've all had those days where tons of bad things happen and we're all able to soldier on, but then something little happens like you bump into a wall on accident and all of a sudden EVERYTHING IS THAT GOD DAMNED WALL'S FAULT AND *punch punch* I WILL BRING IT DOWN LIKE THE STINKIN' PATRIARCHY THAT MADE IT!!!!!1111111
Or Eakins is just a giant douchenozzle. I haven't decided yet.
Either way, he made himself look like an ass on national television.