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#2456771 Other Examples of Bad Starts?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

I keep misreading this thread as "Other Examples Of Brad Stuarts?"


Well, if there are other examples of Brad Stuarts we should be signing them.


#2456533 Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 12:18 AM

 
If they're hesitant we'll sweeten the pot with the incomparable Daniel Cleary. 


Overpayment we shouldn't have to do that we are the Detroit Red Wings

GET OUT Of HERE


#2456473 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 10:09 PM

Would waiving cleary give us any cap relief?


It would give us heartburn relief, if that counts for anything...


#2456466 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 10:07 PM

Poor tatar. He worked so hard tonight. And he played well. And then that one bad llay is gonna cost him DEARLY.


I don't think I need to lecture you of all people on the dangers of one bad lay. I'm assuming that's how you got your red wang, and I'm not going to tell you again to get that checked out.

IT'S INFECTED


#2456395 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

TRY TO SEND HIM DOWN

I DARE YOU

That goal got me pregnant


#2456355 FSD to show games leading up to WC

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:43 PM

So stoked! Will definitely be recording the alumni games as visual proof that Feds went out in the winged wheel.


#2456317 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

Come the f*** on.

Kronner's face going into the box is my face the past 7 games.


#2456248 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 08:56 PM

I took Viagra and ended up having an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. I called the number and they prescribed watching Dan Cleary play on the first line. The erection was gone in two minutes and I haven't had one since.


The fine print? You'll never have one again.


#2456175 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 08:17 PM

Good period! Now let's get better, not worse...


#2455819 Holland Interview

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 November 2013 - 04:13 PM

 
Agreed. But I don't think Holland has trouble understanding this. To me, it just sounded like he was cautioning against expectations that Nyquist was going to be the answer to The Wings current problems. He did say, short of bringing in a game-changing superstar that no one player can fix what;s broken, that this is a team-wide issue and that they have to play better (secondary scoring and defense) "as a team".
 
I can live with this sentiment. Personally, I'm pumped that Nyquist is most likely getting called up, and is here to stay. But Red Wings fans have got it so band these days, that #freenyquist has become a thing, like he was the Nelson Mandella or ***** Riot of hockey.  Goose can only do so much.


I agree. And I am calling Nyquist ***** Riot from here on out.

Err, Kitty Riot I guess :lol:


#2455698 Danny DeKeyser out 3-6 weeks with separated shoulder, LTIR

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 November 2013 - 12:21 PM

@RedWingsFeed: DeKeyser out 3-6 weeks with separated left shoulder: DETROIT The Detroit Red... http://t.co/Dh6doeT7ra via @wingsfrontman #NHL #RedWings


#2455464 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

Cleary you're adorable.


#2455445 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

"Are you a rookie goalie? Are you in need of a shutout? Don't delay. Dial 1-800-PLAY-AT-JLA immediately to receive your free offer."


#2455364 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:12 PM

Of course it'sf****** Weber. I'll bash his head through the glass myself.

*glares at Shanny*


#2455292 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 08:18 PM

I'm sorry I'm still really salty about Weber being a complete knob gobler. I have NO respect for him.