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BottleOfSmoke

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#2555676 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 10:53 PM

"Well you know I thought we did some realgud things, dominated the neutral zone and outplayed them so I think it was a great night you know the bounces just didn't go our way"

*mouth fart*


#2555504 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 10:06 PM

Dion Sanchez with a hit on Weiss.


:lol:

I was gonna make a joke about his teammates all wanting to smell his mustache

But then I didn't because ew

But now I just did so oh well


#2555461 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:48 PM


we need...

 
goals


Don't post Nic Cage

jimmyemeryhunter gets excited (hereafter referred to as jeh)


#2555429 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:34 PM

how have we not scored yet?


Aliens


#2555421 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 09:30 PM

Guys, I think we're missing the bigger picture.

The point is not that Bernier is an uneducated, dumb jock idiot poop head--

It's that he's

NOT A SPECIALS FAN

*gasps*


#2555348 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 08:48 PM

COMING UP DURING INTERMISSION

WILL MIKE BABCOCK REMAIN IN DETROIT

GUYS

HARD HITTING JOURNALISM FROM THREE MONKEYS HUMPING A FOOTBALL

NEXT ON YOUR NEWS AT 10

!!!!111!!!1!!


#2555322 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 08:18 PM

Phaneuf's dirtstache makes me want to punch him in the dick


#2555297 12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 December 2014 - 07:31 PM

Be prepared for plenty of subtle interference 

 

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#2555006 san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 December 2014 - 12:07 AM

Nic c EH ge.

I know.
The jokes a little high brow.
Bahahaha


Are you implying that my brows are low?

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?!


#2555004 san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 December 2014 - 12:02 AM

Don cherry is a nationale treasure.


He's no Piper

Nic cehge will soon be called in to steal them


Who?


#2554983 san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 December 2014 - 10:19 PM

Horribly embarrassing, but still nowhere near as horrendous as that Avalanche Radioactive monstrosity...


#2554710 12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 December 2014 - 08:04 PM

f***in' A right!

I'm doing this wrong aren't I


#2554690 12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 December 2014 - 07:35 PM

*sips tea*

*nods*

*pats butts*


#2554645 12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 December 2014 - 06:37 PM

Alright, which one of you assholes said "shutout?"


#2554591 12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 December 2014 - 05:45 PM

We like our team for real