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#2467553 12/23 GDT : Islanders 3 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 December 2013 - 12:40 AM

Wow. What a s*** show. The only butt pats I'm giving out tonight are to myself for schlepping my ass down there, standing at the east entrance in the dark for 15 minutes due to a power outage at the Joe, and not punching the douchebro next to me who literally did not stop talking the entire time I was in his presence.

*middle finger*

Merryf****** Christmas.


#2467270 12/23 GDT : Islanders 3 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 December 2013 - 12:51 PM

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I don't know what this means but I'm all for it happening tonight!

Will be at this one tonight with mi padre, first game back at The Joe in almost two years! Here's to hoping for a continuation of our win streak. Glad to see Goose back, will feel good when the rest of the guys start to trickle back in.

LGW!
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#2467214 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 2 Discussion (12/21)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 December 2013 - 06:58 PM

I'm pretty sure I drop that many f bombs during a visit with my grandparents. I'm starting to think I should reevaluate my life.

I'm really torn with this show. One part of me wants access to every single second of every locker room moment from arriving at the rink to dressing for the game to intermission tongue lashings to post game showers to getting in their cars to go home.

The other part of me feels it's intrusive and getting in their heads and leave my team alone and let them focus on playing dammit and wow what an invasion of privacy.

Not to mention the stuff they're showing isn't all that illuminating. I did enjoy the Babs portions of the show, but feel like they're focusing too much on the coaches and not enough on the players.

We're halfway through now, hopefully these last 2 eps pick up...


#2467103 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 2 Discussion (12/21)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 10:48 PM

There's a Babs "f***" lol

Edit: holy s*** he kicked those cameras the f*** out :lol:


#2467097 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 2 Discussion (12/21)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 10:41 PM

Lol the refs:

"f*** both you guys, let's go"

:lol:


#2467077 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 10:14 PM

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I actually Cruise Jumped on my couch when we won

10/10 for accuracy
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#2467032 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 09:55 PM

Shoot out

More like shoot me now, amirite?


#2467013 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 09:42 PM

Who in the hell is officiating this game?


Kessel's grandpas


#2466921 USA vs Canada woman's fight

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 09:06 PM

Did someone throw a wedding bouquet on the ice?


I rest my case.


#2466918 USA vs Canada woman's fight

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 09:03 PM

Have you ever seen an actual hockey fight before?


While I agree this fight was...nothing special, the whole "OMG grrls only fight over SHOPPING roflcopter" rhetoric is a bit played out.


#2466909 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

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#2466897 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:45 PM

Apparently the eyes only go one way tonight, folks.


#2466886 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:42 PM

I want to skull punch Quincey so bad


#2466848 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:26 PM

I'm not watching. Why does everyone keep saying Holland knocked the net off?


:lol:

Now I can't stop laughing picturing Kenny in Groucho glasses/mustache moseying onto the ice and blatantly knocking the Leafs' net off as Pav tries to score lol


#2466836 12/21 GDT: Red Wings 5 @ Maple Leafs 4 (SO, yes, SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2013 - 08:19 PM

Reimer looks like he might cry.


I hope he does. I hope he sits in his crease and cries like a poopy diaper baby. And we will use his tears to lubricate the puck's path directly into his net, then Pavel will flip him off and Kronner will kiss his mom right in front of him.

Rivalry: re established.