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#2487024 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:14 PM

I love how whenever you talk about your bunghole, it means good things for the Wings.  You must have the almighty bunghole!


I'm kind of uncomfortable with this honor but I'm gonna go with it anyway


#2487014 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 08:08 PM

OLD MAN GOALTUZZI

AND A PP GOAL FOR MY BUNGHOLE


#2486961 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

*aggressive jazz hands*

LGW!!


#2486949 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 07:03 PM

I AM SO EXCITED FOR RED WING HOCKEY


#2486798 Trade deadline fast approaching - who should we target?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 11:44 AM

@AnsarKhanMLive: Holland said he will not sell at the trade deadline. Would like to make a hockey trade if possible. Trade that helps now and in future.

@AnsarKhanMLive: Holland won't trade a top prospect for a rental he said.


#2486778 2/26 GDT - Red Wings 2 at Canadiens 1 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 February 2014 - 10:07 AM

*runs into thread*

*throws confetti*

GAME DAY THREAD

*runs out of thread*


#2486284 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

So if Canada wins it was cause the refs called it and if Sweden wins it was in spite of the refs and against all odds... Got it lol


No, if Canada wins it's a ref job, if Sweden wins it's Red Wing Power fueled by Captain Kronner. :lol:

That being said, I'll be making myself scarce until after everyone's a Red Wing (and Red Wing fan) again. My heart can't take it.

Good luck everybody, and HEJA SVERIGE!


#2486204 Zetterberg out with herniated disc

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 February 2014 - 12:16 PM

@Bill_Roose: Quincey said his L4-L5 Discectomy in 2009, same surgery RedWings Zetterberg had, was "best decision I ever made. Pain was gone immediately."

Here's to hoping surgery won't change Henrik Zetterberg into Kyle Quincey... :lol:


#2485777 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

Congrats on your at least silver medal Sweden!

*pats butts*


#2485772 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 February 2014 - 09:12 AM

Still can't believe the Finns started Lehtonen


Word is Rask was sick.


#2485752 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 February 2014 - 08:15 AM

f*** me.

And f*** you, Finland.

This is ridiculous. There must be KGB snipers in the stands.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

Lol this post is so bipolar


#2485669 Reddit AMA: I used to work at Joe Louis w/Red Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 February 2014 - 06:57 PM

Awesome, awesome, awesome.  Confirmed a lot of things we had suspected, shared a lot of new stuff, and made me projectile vomit at the thought of anyone actually having sex with Jiri Hudler.

 

10/10, would definitely recommend.

 

The article that is, not sex with Jiri Hudler.




#2485591 USA-Canada Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 February 2014 - 03:27 PM

Jesus Christ you guys. There's good natured ribbing (of which I am definitely a fan), and then there's Ryan/Getzlaf/Perry levels of whining diaper pooping and poor sportsmanship. This thread is s***ting all over that line. People I usually consider to be insightful and level-headed posters are losing the plot, and valuable contributors to this site are being called trolls. STOP THE MADNESS

Congrats to the Canada ladies, sucks that USA blew a lead about as well as the Wings can. Here's to hoping the men's game tomorrow is a good one!


#2485558 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 February 2014 - 03:08 PM

 
If you're not working during elimination games(watching on a tv there), then you're at a bar or friends place surrounded by other fans having the time of your life.
 
No offence to LGW but this is the last place I'm going to be during any of these games.

Some of us don't have friends who like hockey :(

Some of us are stuck in the desert :(

I'll take LGW any day!


#2485343 Official 2014 Olympic Hockey Thread (Admin warning #316)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 February 2014 - 09:32 PM

@murphPPress: Backes is a phenomenal quote: "Im the beef. Dustin Browns the pig or pork and then (Ryan) Callahans the chicken. Thats our meat line"

I don't know what to say, I just felt this was really important to share.