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#2559067 Happy Holidays To All My Fellow LGW'rs!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 December 2014 - 11:52 AM

Happy holidays all! Thanks for putting up with me.


#2558971 12/23 GDT : Sabres 3 at Red Wings 6

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 December 2014 - 10:27 PM

Bos got so much bunghole action tonight she is speechless.


No, just sulking because I was supposed to be there but got bailed on. So glad they found it in their hearts to win this one and rub it in my face.

*middle finger*

*butt pats*

*pats butts with middle finger whilst drinking Scotch mixed with tears*


#2558498 Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 11:18 PM




#2558488 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 09:37 PM

Sign me to a week's contract. When WE (LOL) get in the inevitable shootout I'll go first and at least all the fans will have a huge laugh as I skate on my ankles on a forever torn ACL towards the opposing goalie. I'll make an awkward move as I go from R to L and suddenly (I wasn't going THAT fast to begin with) pop back right for a shot. I'd either likely miss or if I made it the opposing goalie would quit the league and the team would be so inspired they'd win the Cup.
 
Just let me pick the music one night and I'll have Karen Newman ride on my lap as I resurface the ice on the Zamboni Al's not driving and save the money.


That was a wild ride from start to finish


#2558476 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 09:20 PM

That's what she said!


GET A ROOM YOU TWO

GOD


#2558453 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 08:58 PM

It would be comical if I didn't feel like crying


#2558343 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 08:40 PM

Cleary won't waive his ntc or else it would be a done deal already
Ot... Yayyy *sigh*


Dammit Danielthan!

Well then can I *pretend* Ryan O'Reilly is a Wing?

I really like his "intangibles" :lol:


#2558216 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 06:27 PM

I was gonna say something creepy, real creepy.
But I decided against it.
Are those bewbsbehindbabcock old enough to be thrown around?


It was supposed to be standalone creepy as it is :lol:

#bewbsbehindbabcock #michiganiaminsideyou


#2558213 12/21 GDT : Avalanche 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 December 2014 - 06:21 PM

LGW!

MICHIGAN I AM INSIDE YOU


#2558029 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 11:35 PM

Glad to see they're getting the losing out of the way so they can wreck shop the two games I'm going to while I'm home...


#2557872 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 09:08 PM

If that replay was the penalty, it was pretty soft but I'll take it. 

 
He'd been a healthy scratch for multiple games and wasn't happy about it. 


You're so much nicer than I am :lol:


#2557870 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 09:07 PM

 
Is there any reason given why ?


Because he's a whiny pissbaby who took his toys and went home.

Or something.


#2557718 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 06:27 PM

Are you and I allowed in this state at the same time without pending felony charges?
 


I won't tell if you don't.


#2557685 12/19 GDT : Islanders 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 04:03 PM

I am preparing to grace Michigan with my presence so I will be scarce tonight.


#2557646 Do we need a trade to get our offence going ?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 December 2014 - 12:56 PM

I've heard that Hall walks into bars in Edmonton and literally says "Who's gonna F*** me tonight???"
 
Forgot where I heard this, heard it like a year ago, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's true. He's probably the biggest star in the entire city.


I do this at Walmart.

Sometimes I leave alone :(