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#2508780 4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 April 2014 - 07:49 PM

Justin Abdelkader
A haiku by BoS

Oh myf****** god
I could pot an open net
Goal with my right boob

Edit: my right boob is less talented


#2508511 Maple Leafs Name Shanahan New Club President

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 06:30 PM

Wow, that was fast.

I'm having such cognitive dissonance about this that I can't even comment intelligently about it.

I just posted in the Leafs thread this afternoon wondering about whether all the whispers about this move being a possibility were legit or just speculation.

I...guess I got my answer.


#2508466 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

 
Obviously you were drunk off your ass.


Have you met (read) me? When am I *not* drunk off my ass? And I like some of you assholes...

:lol:


#2508279 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:50 PM

I've learned not to pick our poison. We're in, now let the chips fall where they may...


#2508264 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:46 PM

Don't even give a f***.

PLAYOFF BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2508171 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:30 PM

PLAYOFF LIKES FOR EVERYONE ON THIS PAGE


#2508047 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

******* ridiculous.

You have one job! GET Af****** POINT.

I have enough excitement in my life I don't need you to wait until the last game of the season FFS.


#2508011 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 08:52 PM

No one is forcing you to read it


Are you kidding me? So now people who are beyond tired of looking at the mushy corpse of the long dead horse that is the Legwand/Jarnkrok trade are supposed to...not read the game day thread...and not read the Yzerman thread...and not read the LGW boards?! ENOUGH. This passed ridiculous a long time ago.


#2507823 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 07:28 PM

It has something to do with prom I think? I heard somewhere that these things very often happen right around prom time.


I read this as something to do with PORN and I was like how dare you


#2507820 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 07:27 PM

YYAAAAAAAASSSSSS

OOOOOHHHH YYYAAAAAAAASSSSSS


#2507461 4/8 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Sabres 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 April 2014 - 08:31 PM

Ugly win, but two points down. I'll take it.

*pats butts*


#2507426 4/8 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Sabres 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 April 2014 - 08:24 PM

Quick someone post in the Legwand trade thread I don't think we've talked about this enough


#2507378 4/8 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Sabres 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 April 2014 - 07:56 PM

Although today it seems pretty tame.


YOUR FACE SEEMS TAME

sorry


#2507308 4/8 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Sabres 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 April 2014 - 07:08 PM

CAN WE NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST 2 GAMES OF THE SEASON TO GET OUR 3 POINTS

PLEASE AND THANK YOU


#2507247 4/8 GDT - Red Wings 4 at Sabres 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 April 2014 - 05:54 PM

WIN. FOR MY HEART.