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#2606576 All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 May 2015 - 01:45 PM

 
Really haha I think its one of the best cellys out there. Its emotion and character.


Until PK Subban does it, then it's "NBA-like behavior". :lol:


#2606574 Things you would like to see for 2015-16 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 07 May 2015 - 01:40 PM

Is there any way that we can bring Tom Brady on board in some capacity?
 
No there's a guy who'll do what it takes to win. 


He sucks [air out of] balls


#2606399 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 May 2015 - 06:40 PM

Ulf Samuelsson?
 
Chris Chelios?
 
IMHO - these 2 players have a much larger ******-bag factor than what Lucic currently has.


Yeah I thought both those guys were s***bags too. I almost had a stroke when we signed Cheli...

Doesn't negate the fact that I wouldn't even want us to touch Lucic's toxic ass with Gary Bettman's dick.


#2606309 At What Point Does Holland Deserve Blame?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 May 2015 - 12:15 AM

*hands jimmy a seedless watermelon laffy taffy*

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*is confused and strangely aroused by the presence of that ruler in the picture*

*blames Holland*


#2606303 Meanwhile in sweden...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 06 May 2015 - 12:01 AM

Ha.
Eddie galvez can't spell bring, but he's got his priorities straight...
Plus there's a girl named heaven in that group, you can't say no to heaven.


I bet she smokes cloves and listens to nothing but obscure 80s hair metal bands...

*looks at thread title*

in Sweden


#2606301 At What Point Does Holland Deserve Blame?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 11:55 PM

Don't patronize me.


*hands jimmy a seedless watermelon laffy taffy*


#2606297 All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 11:51 PM

Because hampus melen, is the reason wonka removed the seeds from waterhampusmelen laffy taffy.


Yes doctor he's right over there...

*points at jimmy*


#2606288 All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 11:35 PM

http://kuklaskorner...._medium=twitter


Why does no one want to talk to Hampus Melen about Hampus Melen


#2606286 Meanwhile in sweden...

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 11:31 PM

I know.
And it makes me sad.
Bettmans that guy took the candy seeds out of watermelon laffy taffy and says its improved.
That animal.


I feel like you might need to go talk to somebody about this intense trauma you've experienced


#2606272 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 10:55 PM

 
Nope, he regressed to his old ways again, big time.


Yeah, but he plays some mean bongos.

What if he secretly likes 'Golden Girls', and has every season on VHS?


I'd make a joke about the GGs, but god DAMN I love that show :lol:


#2606195 Kronwall in the Playoffs

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 08:25 PM

Win a Norris trophy.
Or the Stanley cup.


SHOTS FIRED


#2606194 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 08:24 PM

Lucic is a piece of s***. An absolute scumbag. I don't give a damn how good of a player he is, it would be an embarrassment to have him in a Wings jersey. There's a lot of players I hate that would be great on the Wings and I would be more than happy to suck it up and bring them in (Weber, et al) but Milan "Human Garbage Can" Lucic is not one of them. f*** that guy.


#2606051 WCSF : (6) Minnesota Wild vs. (5) Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 May 2015 - 11:14 PM

Psst Jonathan Toews has halitosis and uses that all-natural deodorant that doesn't work

Pass it on


#2606050 Kronwall in the Playoffs

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 May 2015 - 11:12 PM

 
Betcha when Glendening wins the cup as Datsyuks RW he doesn't eat at Tim Hortons ever again cause Canada is stupid


BOOM

*Glendening flies away from your triflin' ass on the wings of a bald eagle wearing nothing but American flag underpants*


#2606049 All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 May 2015 - 11:09 PM

You can really tell who around here has friends/family that take the piss on the regular and those who don't :lol: