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#2518566 WCSF : (7) Minnesota vs. (5) Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 May 2014 - 12:51 AM

I can't pick which thread to rage in, there are so many options. Literally every match up did not go the way I wanted it to in the first round. I feel like I am personally being trolled by the NHL. Because it's all about me, and I know Gary stays up nights plotting ways to gaslight me.


#2518497 The Franzen Hate.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2014 - 11:14 PM

@asktheduffer: Dany Heatley, the Canadian Franzen, has scored for #wild tonight. First playoff G since 2011.

:lol:

I love it when beat writers throw shade.


#2518423 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 April 2014 - 06:21 PM

I keep coming in this thread to type something sarcastic like we need groins made out of mithril and we need our fans to stop being whiny ******* but then I just meh and go eat some ice cream.


#2517767 4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 April 2014 - 06:10 PM

Sent. Rounded up to $25 just so I could send...something.

Here's to breaking the bank next year. LGW.


#2516460 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 02:52 PM

This team has sent me into such a desperate depression that I am now eating a chocolate bar with bacon inside of it. 


I'm a vegetarian, and that sounds amazing. I think that's also a sign of depression.


#2516255 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

Ok. I might as well do this now, since it may be the last time.

I'm gonna give butt pats.

Win or lose, we've had our fair share of adversity this year, and despite my depression, the future is bright. See you on the other side, y'all.

*pats butts*


#2516121 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 12:23 PM

Alfie in for Bert, Ouellet in for Kindl, Howard healthy enough to back up.


Wow, eat a dick Kindl


#2516074 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 11:51 AM

I'm here begrudgingly. I feel like this is Deathwatch. I hate this time of year. A win today would be great, but I feel like it's only delaying the inevitable. I just don't see how we take three in a row from the Bs. Would be nice to grind them down a bit for the next round, though, since I want them to metaphorically die in a fire.

I'll make myself and my negativity scarce. LGW.


#2515542 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

I was so stupid

I thought we had this one


#2515481 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

in labour? 


I WISH


#2515398 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:37 PM

bold ass prediction: disney.com with the OT winner


You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.


#2515354 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:25 PM

I AM WILLING TO GET PREGNANT TO SAVE THIS GAME


#2515288 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

I just want to cry


#2515273 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 08:58 PM

sign datsyuks baby


I heard she plays like a girl


#2515179 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 08:22 PM

Lol wrong thread I was PISSED