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#2504162 Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 March 2014 - 01:20 PM

This thread makes me long for someone to vomit on my eyeballs so I don't have to read it.

Or I could not click on it, but dammit I'm on mobile and I hate having that one bolded thread...watching me...taunting me...beckoning me into its darkness...

Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah. I'm glad we got Legwand. Wish Jarnkrok all the best, because apparently his best was never going to be here.

*moonwalks out of thread performing Michael Jackson's underrated hit LEAVE IT ALONE*


#2503973 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 07:28 PM

Dear Twitter Douchebros,

Please explain to me how Kronwall is a "*****" for not fighting and taking a penalty after delivering a clean hit? Why should he? Isn't your guy the "*****" for not being able to take a good hit? And also, what does delivering a good hit have to do with having sex with other men? Did he hit him with his penis?

Good lord, hockey "fans" are the worst...


#2503935 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:35 PM

MOTHEREFFING BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2503893 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:25 PM

He has one speed.  He's like a BMX with NOS.


STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRE HYDRANTS HELMER


#2503876 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 06:16 PM

I'd really like to see a replay of the too many men call.


*puts on tin foil hat*

It would look curiously similar to the TB too many men that Mick was talking about earlier that didn't get called :lol:

*takes off tin foil hat*


#2503849 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:51 PM

That's what happened to you!?! Lol I joke


:lol: Among other things.

*sings*

"Mama don't let your daughters grow up to be tomboys..."


#2503843 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:49 PM

Callahan's a pretty solid dude on his skates though.  He definitely got hit hard, but he's not Havlat, so he didn't explode on impact.


:lol:

I read somewhere that someone asked some hockey players (yes that's vague lol but I can't remember the context) what it was like to get hit by Kronner and the response was it's like running into a fire hydrant.

I ran into a fire hydrant on my bike once when I was a kid. It sucked.


#2503840 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:46 PM

Third Period Meltdown, the redux
By BoS

Well you can f*** off
You're not invited today
Don't do us like that


#2503835 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:43 PM

He's cowering.


And that hit was a love tap compared to an actual Kronwalling let's be real


#2503822 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:38 PM

The bunghole has been fed bottle.


*does the Cabbage Patch*


#2503811 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:36 PM

Alfie has become the ugliest window dressing.


His handsome levels are definitely not at appropriate Red Wing Swede levels. He must have looked at Mule and thought he could slack on his face game. Henrik Zetterberg is disappoint.

And YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSASSSSSSGHHHFFF

LLLLEEEEEEEGGGGGGGSSSSS


#2503778 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:28 PM

Do you all really thing there's some league-wide referee conspiracy against us?
 
I swear, some of you are one step away from wearing foil on your heads.
 
:lol:


No.

But I do have a problem with the way the last few games in particular have been reffed. It is what it is. Some consistency would be nice.


#2503761 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:22 PM

What the flying f***.

It must be really nice to be able to be horribly s***ty at your job on a consistent basis and suffer no repercussions.


#2503700 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 05:09 PM

Haha. Did you guys hear Nyquist yell out the f word?

Baby Goose doesn't say such swears.

Edit: I can't stop singing Oak Ridge Boys when they show/talk about Barberio send help please


#2503669 3/30 GDT - Lightning 2 @ Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 March 2014 - 04:45 PM

Geez I go put a load of laundry in the dryer and Goose has the audacity to score again?