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#2662764 3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2016 - 09:11 PM

*unclenched b hole butt pats*


#2662753 3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2016 - 09:09 PM

It would be nice not to have to clench my b hole


#2662683 3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2016 - 08:25 PM

Luke without his helmet. how cool!


He's handsome 😍


#2662647 3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 March 2016 - 07:27 PM

I won't feel safe until we're up 9-0


#2661901 Habs @ Wings 7:30EST, FSD & NHLN - US

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 March 2016 - 09:17 PM

Boy howdy they made that win tougher than it needed to be

*pats butts*


#2661699 Fixing this mess....

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 March 2016 - 08:05 PM

We should go after Lucic. 
 
Lucic would be a game changer for this team. He would be the perfect Winger for Zetterberg IMHO. His meshes really well with Kopitar and we all know Kopitar was the second coming of Hank Zetterberg (their style of play is creepily identical). 
 
Lucic - Zet - Larkin
Abby - Dats - Tatar 
Mantha - AA - Jurco (new kind line)
Helm - Glendog - Sheahan 
 
Or Backes.


I'm with you on Backes, but I will punch my own self in the face repeatedly at center ice and delay any game from starting if we sign the piece of s*** that is Lucic.


#2661536 3/22 GDT : Detroit Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30PM ET

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 March 2016 - 08:43 PM

What a s*** show


#2661463 Another new Wings Fan is on the way!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 March 2016 - 07:55 PM

Congratulations!

And as a female Wings fan, you can skip the pink ;)

New Wings fan on the way, virtual baby shower is in order. Congrats!


Tacky Baby Shower thread!?


#2661208 3/19 GDT - Red Wings at panthers - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2016 - 06:39 PM

I agree. No one can do it as well as he did. He stuck his butt out in the goalies face like it was nobodys business. 


Free agency needs: goal scorer, elite defenseman, player with big azz


#2661112 3/19 GDT - Red Wings at panthers - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 March 2016 - 09:05 PM

@mirtle: The Leafs have been officially eliminated from the playoffs. Red Wings just won to knock Toronto out.

YFMB can float his ass and his bazillion dollars to the golf course


#2661106 3/19 GDT - Red Wings at panthers - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 March 2016 - 08:57 PM

*pats butts*

Every game feels like a must win now.


#2660775 3/17 GDT - Red Wings at Blue Jackets - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 March 2016 - 08:37 PM

mother

effing

butt pats

*pats butts*


#2660759 3/17 GDT - Red Wings at Blue Jackets - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 March 2016 - 08:26 PM

OH MY GOD

WE EVEN OVERCAME THE 2 GOAL LEAD

way to go Paul
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#2660658 3/17 GDT - Red Wings at Blue Jackets - 7:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 March 2016 - 06:17 PM

Jimmy (Howard) again with those cool red pads


Jimmy(emeryhunter) also with some cool red pads

to catch his beer spills and nacho crumbs


#2659107 3/12 GDT : New York Rangers at Red Wings, 2:00 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 12 March 2016 - 05:16 PM

*pats butts left handed*