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#2516460 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 02:52 PM

This team has sent me into such a desperate depression that I am now eating a chocolate bar with bacon inside of it. 


I'm a vegetarian, and that sounds amazing. I think that's also a sign of depression.


#2516255 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

Ok. I might as well do this now, since it may be the last time.

I'm gonna give butt pats.

Win or lose, we've had our fair share of adversity this year, and despite my depression, the future is bright. See you on the other side, y'all.

*pats butts*


#2516121 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 12:23 PM

Alfie in for Bert, Ouellet in for Kindl, Howard healthy enough to back up.


Wow, eat a **** Kindl


#2516074 ECQF - Game 5 - Red Wings at Bruins - 3:00 PM EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 April 2014 - 11:51 AM

I'm here begrudgingly. I feel like this is Deathwatch. I hate this time of year. A win today would be great, but I feel like it's only delaying the inevitable. I just don't see how we take three in a row from the Bs. Would be nice to grind them down a bit for the next round, though, since I want them to metaphorically die in a fire.

I'll make myself and my negativity scarce. LGW.


#2515542 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

I was so stupid

I thought we had this one


#2515481 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 10:04 PM

in labour? 


I WISH


#2515398 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:37 PM

bold ass prediction: disney.com with the OT winner


You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.


#2515354 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:25 PM

I AM WILLING TO GET PREGNANT TO SAVE THIS GAME


#2515288 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

I just want to cry


#2515273 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 08:58 PM

sign datsyuks baby


I heard she plays like a girl


#2515179 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 08:22 PM

Lol wrong thread I was PISSED


#2515137 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Marchand is such a piece of s***, and it doesn't even phase Hank.


#2514893 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 06:45 PM

Please Swedish Jesus and YFMB we need to win this
Lol Oz is fed up with Marchand's bulls***


#2514727 ECQF - Game 4 - Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (F/OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 April 2014 - 03:07 PM

Where the heck is Ericsson


His hand exploded. He will come back next season with a hockey glove made of solid gold.


#2513961 ADQF | Game 3 | Boston 3 @ Detroit 0, BOS leads series 2-1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 April 2014 - 08:41 PM

how do you not call that interference on Lucic?!?!?!


Because the sun's rays were not properly aligned with the exact latitude and longitude of the linesman's wife's first cousin's house, silly!