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#2635080 11/3 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 November 2015 - 10:23 PM

*PATS BUTTS TWICE IN A ROW*


#2634866 11/3 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 03 November 2015 - 05:51 PM

GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS!


#2634642 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2015 - 06:21 PM

@NHLPlayerSafety: Ottawa's Mark Stone will have a hearing tomorrow for an illegal check to the head on Detroit's Landon Ferraro.


#2634570 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 08:55 PM

It's...it's been so long...

since I've been able to...do this...

*PATS BUTTS*

Not a fabulous last 5 mins, but it's a start.

And I'm changing my title to Khaleesi of Butt Pats, Xym :lol:


#2634554 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 08:50 PM

CAN YOU FEEL THA COLLAPSE


#2634536 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 08:43 PM

 
 
Can one Rick Zombo oneself?


*checks manual*

I think so


#2634499 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 08:27 PM

I watched a couple eps of Stargate Atlantis today, maybe that was the difference maker?

*shrugs*


#2634474 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 08:15 PM

You should probs not watch anymore jim jam


#2634421 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 07:13 PM

@HeleneStJames: Saturday night special from Johan Franzen ... https://t.co/n3uaruXfcy

:lol:


#2634325 10/31 GDT: Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 10:51 AM

@iyer_prashanth: The last time the #RedWings finished the opening month under .500, it was 1993-1994 under new head coach William "Scotty" Bowman. It worked.

IT WORKED


#2634321 Jeff Blashill = Dave Lewis 2.0 / Coaching Change

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2015 - 10:25 AM

Just so we are clear. Most of you guys or girls, whatever gender you are behind your computer, are talking out of both sides of your mouths.
 
Some of you don't think they upgraded.
Some of you say they are still young.
Some of you say the team is old.
Some of you say it's only 8 games.
While some of you say certain players have missed large chunks of the season. 


It's almost as if we're... *spooky voice*

All different people with different opinions!!!!

*horror movie scream*

We get it. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand no more. But you need to stop with the incredulity that not everyone agrees with you or your histrionics. If you want to panic and rage against the machine, have at it. But some of us actually want to try to enjoy the season and see how things play out without having a massive cardiac event. To each their own, man.


#2634267 10/30 GDT : Ottawa Senators 3 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2015 - 09:54 PM

I swear to god if I hear Babcock's name one more time...

The same people bitching about missing Babs are the people who bitched about us sucking last year too. Babs is not the answer. We suck right now. I personally think it will come together, but you know what? Maybe it doesn't this season. Or next. Somebody's gotta be at the bottom. We've been there before.

I'd rather suck because we have the yams to make some changes than to suck because we keep on with the same mediocrity we've had for years.

YOLO


#2634071 Jeff Blashill = Dave Lewis 2.0 / Coaching Change

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2015 - 04:03 PM

I get that instant gratification feels *amazing*, but are there people here who seriously thought this would all gel and the Wings would turn into a powerhouse after just a couple weeks?

Preseason set some of y'all up for some VERY unrealistic expectations. Relax. Drink a pop. Take a nap. Do some pilates. And give Blashill a fricking break for 5 minutes ffs. This team may not be a contender yet for a couple years, but man the future looks bright. Get off the man's yambag and step away from the ledge...

Sounding like Veruca Salt up in this bish


#2634042 10/30 GDT : Ottawa Senators 3 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2015 - 11:35 AM

Dude.
Make a sign.
And if you even think the cameras are looking at you, wave both hands like a mad man with broken wrists attempting jazz hands.
It'll be magic.
I promise.



I also really hope they play well too as well.


The sign should say *BUTT PATS*

Dooooo iiiiiit


#2633861 Jeff Blashill = Dave Lewis 2.0 / Coaching Change

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 28 October 2015 - 10:12 PM

"Pump the Breaks A Bit" could have been a TonyToniTone song.


I like how noncommittal it is. Like, don't go *slamming* on the brakes, just maybe tap them and flash your brake lights so the chap behind you knows we're gonna slow down this joint a tad.