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#2538288 2014 Preseason Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 October 2014 - 11:59 AM

In other news...

@Ledger_NJDevils: Damien Brunner frustrated he hasn't cracked Devils' top 3 lines. http://t.co/RO9ODntkE3


#2537794 Ericsson/Smith Day-to-Day with groin/hip flexor issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 September 2014 - 12:04 AM

Both at the same time?

Seriously, were they scissoring or something?

 

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#2537777 9/29 Exhibition GDT : Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 September 2014 - 09:34 PM

I was watching my niece, but know that my bunghole is pleased.

LGW!


#2537573 Ericsson/Smith Day-to-Day with groin/hip flexor issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 September 2014 - 12:33 PM

TIS I, THE GROIN ENFORCER

I AM HERE TO ENFORCE GROINS AS MY NAME SUGGESTS


#2537065 Did the Wings change the font on their jerseys?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:20 PM

I have a solution:  Play naked.


I've never hit the "like" button faster.


#2537061 2014 Preseason Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:13 PM

 
I'm pretty sure its Brandon and Lindstrom

Wrong. And you call yourself a fan. Anyone that has been a fan for more than two seasons can tell you it's Breendanne and Lidastromame.

 
I'm pretty sure its Brandon and Lindstrom

Wrong. And you call yourself a fan. Anyone that has been a fan for more than two seasons can tell you it's Breendanne and Lidastromame.

Edit: I got so enraged I posted twice. What would Sergey Federov think?! Utter shame.


#2537057 9/23 Exhibition GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 2 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 08:08 PM

Weiss streaking thru the middle.


He's gonna get a bad groin injury if he keeps doing that


#2536975 Did the Wings change the font on their jerseys?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2014 - 11:14 AM

And change the logo to this

Red_Wings_Angel_Wings_by_karadarkthorn.j


Only separate them and move them higher so they look like bewbs.


#2536725 9/22/14 7:00 PM. Preseason GDT - DET 2 @ PIT 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 September 2014 - 12:05 PM

YYYYYAAAAAASSSSSS

yes


#2536669 Training Camp Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 September 2014 - 05:05 PM

@RedWingsFeed: Franzen dominated fitness testing: TRAVERSE CITY It was an amazing display of... http://t.co/gvc7H9Uf2A via @DetroitRedWings #RedWings

:lol:
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#2536231 Nice article on Mantha

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 September 2014 - 02:07 PM

Anthony (Tony) Mantha, aka Scarface, say ello to my lil friend. Put him on Dat's line and watch him shine...


Please don't do that, now I'm gonna get him confused with the Player Formerly Known as Steve. Or was it Agent Orange?

f***.


#2536229 2014 Prospects Tournament and Training Camp (Sept. 12-23)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 September 2014 - 01:49 PM

 
Where do I find this "Hampwagon"?


Apparently at my house.


#2536220 2014 Prospects Tournament and Training Camp (Sept. 12-23)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 September 2014 - 12:33 PM

*runs into thread*

DID SOMEONE SAY HAMPUS MELEN?!

#Europe: Melén 1+0, +1 & 1 SOG in a 2-1 loss. http://stats.swehockey.se/Game/Reports/208695  #RedWings
 
11:39 AM - 13 Sep 2014
 
Hampus is Back Baby!


That's it he's a superstar. Everyone on the Hampus wagon!


#2536020 Ericsson and Alfredsson not 100%

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 September 2014 - 09:01 PM

 
Oh this explains everything. You box or MMA?


Can't you read? He's an amateur *finger.* he points at stuff, and touches things, and picks noses. Just not professionally.

:lol:


#2535987 Rule Changes for 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 September 2014 - 03:57 PM

@Proteautype: NHL bans spin-o-ramas in shootouts and penalty shots. You're next, dipsy-doodlers.

@Proteautype: The problem was never with spinning, understand. But when it got to o-rama levels, something clearly had to be done.

:lol: