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#2565742 crazy hockey dad

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 January 2015 - 08:36 PM

The looped (vine?) video of this is infinitely more satisfying. From the passionate "GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS" to the hilariously droll "way to go, paul," it has something for everyone. The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

http://sidneyc.tumbl.../way-to-go-paul


#2565507 Stadium series Wings vs Avs 2016!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 January 2015 - 12:33 AM

I posted in the Columbus/Detroit WC thread I wished there was a mouth fart emoticon.

I wish there was a mouth fart emoticon for this thread too.

*mouth fart*


#2565506 2017 Winter Classic Red wings vs. Blue Jackets?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 January 2015 - 12:30 AM

I wish there was a mouth fart emoticon


#2565269 1/20 GDT: Wild 4 @ Red Wings 5 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 January 2015 - 10:20 PM

Thank f***.

*unenthusiastically pats butts*

*eyeroll*


#2564693 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 11:09 PM

Well Kip, you should be happy with NHL.com as they wasted no effort or cleverness in coming up with a headline for tonight's victory: ZETTY LARCENY


On mobile it shows

TREND ZETTER


#2564684 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:58 PM

I'm aLLIIIIVVEEEEEE!
You gotta stop killing me so much though...


Stop being an ass and I won't have to

:lol:


#2564670 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:44 PM

I thought you loved me!


5 Hail Yzermans and 5 Our Lidstroms for penance


#2564666 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:42 PM

*pats butts*

'Murica


#2564655 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:39 PM

The only person I would pick MAYBE as a captain over Zetterberg is Jonathan Toews.


And here I thought I was done throwing up after yesterday.

But nope. That right there did the trick.


#2564628 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:28 PM

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#2564590 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:22 PM

Moonshine


Now you're getting the hang of it


#2564585 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:21 PM

This is murica! Give Abby a cigar and some scotch and he'll score


Silly Canadian, you're doing it wrong.

That would be *bourbon*.


#2564576 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:18 PM

Gross


#2564555 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:13 PM

I feel about this game how Betty White feels about that hot dog
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#2564548 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:11 PM

 
Yeah but a good red-blooded North American would have yelled more while generating clutch offence. 


And would have smelled like Freedom Fries while doing it