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#2568644 2/5 GDT - Red Wings 3 at Avalanche 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 February 2015 - 09:12 PM

Well that escalated quickly
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#2568302 Diving Fines

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 February 2015 - 02:03 PM

I thought the thread title was "Diving's Fine" and boy howdy was I about to come in here and tell you all about yourself :lol:


#2568301 TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 February 2015 - 02:00 PM

 
You don't get it.  He's not judging them.  He's "not expecting" them to do anything.  You can't be in judgement of something through omission.  Here, I'll show you. 
 
Not expecting someone to be innocent is not the same thing as judging them guilty.
Not expecting a racoon attack is not the same thing as judging it unlikely. 
Not expecting Michael Bay films to be good is not the same thing as judging they'll be bad. 
Not expecting someone to say something meaningful is not the same a judging that their words are meaningless. 
 
See.  It's a way to be in possession of two conflicting points of view at the same time.  Because you've committed to neither.  The obvious benefit, of course, is that you can never be wrong. 


Why go through all that to not be wrong? I just say "I'm right" even when I'm (never) wrong, and that's the end of that!


#2567736 TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 February 2015 - 08:47 PM

A tank top of sorts.


A crop top, if you will.

CROP IT

#cropit2015


#2567567 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 04:33 PM

*pats butts*


#2567523 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 04:14 PM

Ha. A horde of drunken 12 year old boys arguing about hockey and talking about erections.


Just like viking times, probably


#2567502 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 04:08 PM

BIG ERECTION


#2567486 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 04:06 PM

That's not a good enough excuse.

I'm dead to you now, right?:lol:


You're walking a thin line... :lol:


#2567478 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 04:02 PM

Babcock clearly said, "Excuse me sir, I disagree with your assertion, and feel you're only trying to help our opposition." 


What else is a civilized chap to do?


#2567447 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 03:47 PM

 
Screwing up a big erection is always a bad thing. For both sides.


See, I interpreted it as he was the big erection who was screwing something, not that the big erection itself was getting screwed up, i.e. interfered with. Thank you for the alternative perspective that is invaluable in growing as a human being and understanding the world around me.


#2567397 1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2015 - 03:08 PM

Lmao it is sooo clear who Mrazek grew up idolizing...

What the hell just happened, how did they not score there?


Becuz tha wheelz were not on tha bus


#2567235 Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 January 2015 - 09:57 PM

If we got him, would you say we hit the juckf***ingpot


I would, and it would be true


#2567232 Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 January 2015 - 09:06 PM

The mindset around here is that Doan is their Yzerman, which makes me :lol:

But that's how they feel. Immediate jersey retirement, job in the front office, etc. whatever.

I would salivate over OEL in a Wings jersey though. Kid's the real deal.


#2567059 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 09:46 PM

Just tuned in. welp! Anyone wanna save me 14 pages of reading and give me the TL;DR version of what led to this?

We're being outplayed, but would still be in it if it weren't for a handful of softies let in by Mrazek.

Hull and Brodeur standing by each other is too much douchebaggery for my brain to comprehend.


#2567055 1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 29 January 2015 - 09:41 PM

Scotty's there because he's going to orchestrate a trade that has Stamkos going to the Hawks for Patty Kane, then Stamkos to the Wings for Datsyuk. Pav finishes his career by tooling us in the Finals until he retires, and we all cry.

But Stamkos.
GET THA TANK ON THA WHEELZ