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#2449974 Philly Capitals line brawl

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 12:08 AM

Absolute joke. It's one thing when the goalies have a mutual agreement to have a go, but straight up goonery to skate the length of the flipping ice to pound a guy who wants no part of it.

Stay classy, Philly.


#2449972 The Niklas Kronwall Appreciation Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 12:05 AM

I'm always down for a Kronner love fest. He never asked to be a #1, but he has stepped up the best he can and his game has grown because of it. He busts his ass night in and night out, and for the most part he has been nothing but solid and reliable. To me he embodies what it means to be a Red Wing--humble, classy, and hardworking.


#2449923 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:33 PM

Ugh not necessary


#2449904 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:27 PM

APPLEFRITTER


#2449870 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:20 PM

 
We need another forward with a last name starting with T so we can form a TNT line, Tatar - Nyquist - ... Profit?


Targaryen. Hard to play against dragons, dude.


#2449863 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:16 PM

Anyone else think Calgary should play Wesley Willis' song "Rock and Roll McDonald's" over the PA if Joey Mac makes a nice save?


I got a head bump from Wes back in the day! RIP.


#2449845 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:11 PM

hey Galiardi, 1970s pornos called- they want their mustache back


It's officially Movember! I love all the porno 'staches that surface this month.


#2449788 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 09:38 PM

Franzen not on the bench. His give a damn is busted.


#2449760 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

Please do something with this PP.


#2449561 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 08:11 PM

Yep. Feed's all jumpy/glitchy.


#2449358 Lines Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2013 - 09:09 PM

In a strange coincidence the mustard and cheese forum I'm a member of just tangented into hockey fetishes...


I snorted beer through my nose and now it burns. Kudos.


#2449328 Varlamov Arrested

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2013 - 04:21 PM


Bottom line for me--we don't know what happened. Varlamov is innocent until proven guilty, and FOR GOD DAMN SURE so is his significant other.




#2449197 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 October 2013 - 12:09 AM

Yes!

*pats butts*


#2449161 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:54 PM

Sedins separated.


*whispers* We'll see who handles who


#2449158 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:51 PM

It sounded alot like felatial.
A house of felatio.
(Insert creepy hudler faceswap.)
That's his oh face.


*points up at vomit gif*