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#2449161 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:54 PM

Sedins separated.


*whispers* We'll see who handles who


#2449158 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:51 PM

It sounded alot like felatial.
A house of felatio.
(Insert creepy hudler faceswap.)
That's his oh face.


*points up at vomit gif*


#2449151 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:42 PM

 

Whatevs dude.  I distinctly recall something about you wanting to feel the tickle of his sweet 'stache.  Though perhaps not as much as you'd like to see the sheen of Pierre's head.

 

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#2449122 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:18 PM

I hope we blow Luongo up in the 3rd so he'll go on twitter and make fun of himself after the game.


#2449109 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:12 PM

I love that it was a weak wrister from the perimeter.


AKA the Red Wing Special


#2449101 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:10 PM

WHAT IS THIS


#2449081 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 11:02 PM

Forget the Belle Tire hag, I'd sleep with our offense right now if it'd keep the momentum going.


Be careful offering sexual favors. I still owe *gulp* Pierre McGuire a lil somethin' somethin' for a win last season...


#2449052 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 10:48 PM

I would have sex with the Belle Tire...tire.


#2448992 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 10:08 PM

Yeah, about that...

f*** you, you creepy ginger f***s.


#2448940 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 09:32 PM

Almost time! LGW!


#2448913 fedorov confirmed for wc alumni game

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 05:46 PM

What stopped ya?


I'm glad you asked. While I would love to say that it was my strong moral foundation, I believe it was because she was sitting with his parents and I didn't trust my aim. I wanted none of that stern ass Viktor Fedorov action.


#2448904 What's Killing Our Offense?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 05:09 PM

 
Well, I mean, isn't that sort of the way it works in this league? Fail, steal underpants, get coveted draft picks, profit! (See: Blackhawks, Penguins.)


*runs in*

Did someone say we're stealing underpants?


#2448858 10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 02:35 PM

 
hudler-1.jpg


:lol:

NEVER. GETS. OLD.


#2448844 fedorov confirmed for wc alumni game

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 01:33 PM

BoS Fedorov Fact #2: During the 97/98 season, I once STRONGLY considered throwing gum in Anna Kournikova's hair at a game. She was wearing a lavender jacket. Not my finest moment. :lol:


#2448838 fedorov confirmed for wc alumni game

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 October 2013 - 01:19 PM

I keep coming back into this thread to see if this is real life. And then I smile and squeal like a fangirl.

BoS Fedorov Fact #1: I slept with the Nike White Russian poster above my bed for 6 years. I ripped it down the day I found out he left the Wings. I later regretted that decision, and bought another one on eBay. It has remained rolled up in a poster tube in my old closet at my mom's house since that time.