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#2450465 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:40 PM

*vigorous butt pats*

*a year's worth of extra butt pats for Helmer*

Great game! Let's keep doing this. LGW!


#2450451 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:36 PM

I literally said "let me guess, Smith?" before they showed who was going to the box. I was joking.

I was also right.


#2450416 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 11:17 PM

This number...on the scoreboard...

IS GOOD.


#2450395 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 10:55 PM

I want to make love to that pass by Alfie...!


Wear a cup


#2450303 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:50 PM

We've already had more PPs tonight than in the last 93 games combined*

*this may be a slight exaggeration


#2450240 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:25 PM

This is real life guys


#2450206 11/2 GDT: Red Wings 5 at Oilers 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 09:18 PM

SMITH

*shakes fist*


#2450137 Darren McCarty: My Last Fight

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 04:49 PM

D Mac's book was just released, I believe.

I love autobiographies, especially when it's someone that was so enmeshed in something I'm so passionate about. There's always an element of masturbation in autobiographies, and I think the ability to limit that is one of the things that separates "good" bios from "bad" ones. I'm hoping that Mac's co-author is decent and that the book doesn't sully anyone else's rep other than his own...


#2449974 Philly Capitals line brawl

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 12:08 AM

Absolute joke. It's one thing when the goalies have a mutual agreement to have a go, but straight up goonery to skate the length of the flipping ice to pound a guy who wants no part of it.

Stay classy, Philly.


#2449972 The Niklas Kronwall Appreciation Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 02 November 2013 - 12:05 AM

I'm always down for a Kronner love fest. He never asked to be a #1, but he has stepped up the best he can and his game has grown because of it. He busts his ass night in and night out, and for the most part he has been nothing but solid and reliable. To me he embodies what it means to be a Red Wing--humble, classy, and hardworking.


#2449923 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:33 PM

Ugh not necessary


#2449904 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:27 PM

APPLEFRITTER


#2449870 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:20 PM

 
We need another forward with a last name starting with T so we can form a TNT line, Tatar - Nyquist - ... Profit?


Targaryen. Hard to play against dragons, dude.


#2449863 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:16 PM

Anyone else think Calgary should play Wesley Willis' song "Rock and Roll McDonald's" over the PA if Joey Mac makes a nice save?


I got a head bump from Wes back in the day! RIP.


#2449845 11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 01 November 2013 - 10:11 PM

hey Galiardi, 1970s pornos called- they want their mustache back


It's officially Movember! I love all the porno 'staches that surface this month.