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#2457376 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:57 PM

why was kronner the only one getting called there


Just don't. Your head will explode.


#2457343 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

Cowan youf****** piece of s***


#2457288 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

"Neal hurt going off"

I really don't give a s***.


#2457104 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 08:21 PM

I *hate* that dirty s***. f*** you.

Score here please.


#2456978 11/23 GDT: Game 24 - Senators 4 @ Red Wings 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 November 2013 - 07:07 PM

OOOH fancy phantom cam

They need to film Hank's beard. You'll literally be able to see it grow

Almost time! LGW!


#2456771 Other Examples of Bad Starts?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

I keep misreading this thread as "Other Examples Of Brad Stuarts?"


Well, if there are other examples of Brad Stuarts we should be signing them.


#2456533 Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 November 2013 - 12:18 AM

 
If they're hesitant we'll sweeten the pot with the incomparable Daniel Cleary. 


Overpayment we shouldn't have to do that we are the Detroit Red Wings

GET OUT Of HERE


#2456473 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 10:09 PM

Would waiving cleary give us any cap relief?


It would give us heartburn relief, if that counts for anything...


#2456466 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 10:07 PM

Poor tatar. He worked so hard tonight. And he played well. And then that one bad llay is gonna cost him DEARLY.


I don't think I need to lecture you of all people on the dangers of one bad lay. I'm assuming that's how you got your red wang, and I'm not going to tell you again to get that checked out.

IT'S INFECTED


#2456395 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

TRY TO SEND HIM DOWN

I DARE YOU

That goal got me pregnant


#2456355 FSD to show games leading up to WC

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:43 PM

So stoked! Will definitely be recording the alumni games as visual proof that Feds went out in the winged wheel.


#2456317 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

Come the f*** on.

Kronner's face going into the box is my face the past 7 games.


#2456248 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 08:56 PM

I took Viagra and ended up having an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. I called the number and they prescribed watching Dan Cleary play on the first line. The erection was gone in two minutes and I haven't had one since.


The fine print? You'll never have one again.


#2456175 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 November 2013 - 08:17 PM

Good period! Now let's get better, not worse...


#2455819 Holland Interview

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 November 2013 - 04:13 PM

 
Agreed. But I don't think Holland has trouble understanding this. To me, it just sounded like he was cautioning against expectations that Nyquist was going to be the answer to The Wings current problems. He did say, short of bringing in a game-changing superstar that no one player can fix what;s broken, that this is a team-wide issue and that they have to play better (secondary scoring and defense) "as a team".
 
I can live with this sentiment. Personally, I'm pumped that Nyquist is most likely getting called up, and is here to stay. But Red Wings fans have got it so band these days, that #freenyquist has become a thing, like he was the Nelson Mandella or ***** Riot of hockey.  Goose can only do so much.


I agree. And I am calling Nyquist ***** Riot from here on out.

Err, Kitty Riot I guess :lol: