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#2438936 Canadian Olympic Jerseys Leaked?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 September 2013 - 02:34 PM

 
I still think it looks like semen. But then, I think everything looks like semen.


This is true. See my sig.


#2438799 Pro-Bruins "writer" article on Wings

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 September 2013 - 08:02 PM

While I consider myself to have a better than average sense of humor, I will admit to being a big whiny baby about these sorts of things. I just can't not get butthurt! I get the overwhelming urge to go through line by line and discredit what is obviously bulls*** thus rendering ME the douchebag in the situation. It's the cross I bear, ladies and gents.


#2438796 Torres out with ACL for the Sharks?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 24 September 2013 - 07:55 PM

So you want kronwall to get injured?


Do you seriously think that Kronner is in the same category as those pieces of s***?


#2438620 will you tank red wings games due to the cleary signing

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 23 September 2013 - 08:12 PM

 
I will Daniel Cleary the Red wings for the signing of the tank


I think tank was actually a good signing. He's got all the intangibles and comes with a reasonable cap hit.


#2438439 Being in the East Is Going to Be Awesome

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 September 2013 - 10:40 PM

 
I don't wuite know how that would help you lol. If you got done work at 5 you would be done an hour earlier kinda, but the game would also start an hour earlier technically...


:lol: I was waiting for someone to point that out and realized I should have clarified. Phoenix does not observe DST, so when the east coast falls back, we stay the same. It becomes a two hour time difference instead of a 3 hour difference. 7pm games will then start at 5pm instead of 4pm.


#2438277 9/22 Pre-Season GDT : Chicago Blackhawks at Red Wings, 5:00 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 22 September 2013 - 02:06 PM

@RedWingsFeed: TMR: Lineups for todays Red Wings-Blackhawks preseason game: Via RedWingsFeed,... http://t.co/m15HrxaPsm via @KuklasKorner #NHL #RedWings


#2438183 Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 September 2013 - 06:50 PM

Brunner got an assist for anyone who is curious

Sign him to a six year $48m contract NJ I dare you! He deservesers it he is teh brstest frwrd EVAR according to Mr.brunner

Edit: k I'm busted I've been drinking


#2438180 9/21 Pre-Season GDT : Boston Bruins at Red Wings, 7:00 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 September 2013 - 06:47 PM

 
I like to think that Bertuzzi lifted the guy above his head, military pressed him three of four times, before sending him to the ground a la The Ultimate Warrior.


I was there (in my head) this is 100% accurate.


#2438168 9/21 Pre-Season GDT : Boston Bruins at Red Wings, 7:00 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 September 2013 - 06:18 PM

Ken Kal's calling the game on 1270 for those who don't know and want to listen.


#2438109 9/21 Pre-Season GDT : Boston Bruins at Red Wings, 7:00 EST

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 21 September 2013 - 11:22 AM

Saturday night. First game at JLA. Not being televised.

People really need to start being told how to do their jobs.


#2437838 Big Red Wings Announcement coming tomorrow

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 September 2013 - 10:27 PM

Lids is coming out of retirement!

:lol:


#2437813 9/19 Pre-Season GDT : Red Wings 8 at Bruins 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 September 2013 - 09:33 PM

 
Keep dreaming!  You'll get this guy and like it. 
 
Tim-Thomas-old.jpg


NOOOOOOOO

*straps on chastity belt*




#2437789 9/19 Pre-Season GDT : Red Wings 8 at Bruins 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 September 2013 - 08:49 PM

Can't quite figure out why they left the kid in for the whole game.


Trial by fire? Sadism? Possessed by evil satan clowns?


#2437749 9/19 Pre-Season GDT : Red Wings 8 at Bruins 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 September 2013 - 08:21 PM

I <3 scoring goals.


#2437734 9/19 Pre-Season GDT : Red Wings 8 at Bruins 2

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 September 2013 - 08:04 PM

Knees!