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#2455698 Danny DeKeyser out 3-6 weeks with separated shoulder, LTIR

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 November 2013 - 12:21 PM

@RedWingsFeed: DeKeyser out 3-6 weeks with separated left shoulder: DETROIT The Detroit Red... http://t.co/Dh6doeT7ra via @wingsfrontman #NHL #RedWings


#2455464 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

Cleary you're adorable.


#2455445 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

"Are you a rookie goalie? Are you in need of a shutout? Don't delay. Dial 1-800-PLAY-AT-JLA immediately to receive your free offer."


#2455364 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 09:12 PM

Of course it'sf****** Weber. I'll bash his head through the glass myself.

*glares at Shanny*


#2455292 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 08:18 PM

I'm sorry I'm still really salty about Weber being a complete knob gobler. I have NO respect for him.


#2455272 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 08:00 PM

Chellis really eloquent in the booth, much more do than ozz.


Sure, but he's not calling the game. He's talking about his favorite subject (himself). :lol:


#2455250 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 07:33 PM

Oh great. Rookie goalies come into the Joe and play like rock stars. 7-1 Perds lol.

Turd Ferguson with the winning goal for the Perds now that he's back, natch.


#2455238 11/19 GDT: Predators 2 at Red Wings 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 19 November 2013 - 07:21 PM

Almost time! LGW! Beat them there Perds!


#2455027 HBO 24/7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 November 2013 - 05:05 PM

This is turning into a joke...


#2455018 Today's Chuckle - NHL selling team Snuggies

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 November 2013 - 03:17 PM

 
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In my mind, this is what Lids wears around the house in Sweden.

And what Yzerman secretly changes into when he's done doing gee emmy stuff in Tampa.


#2455009 Today's Chuckle - NHL selling team Snuggies

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 November 2013 - 01:47 PM

You missed it.  It was the Limited Edition NHL® Official 2014 Bridgestone NHL Winter Classic® presented by Amway, General Electric, McDonald's, and Edna's Yam Emporium Snuggie.
 
It was only available on websites that you don't get, but because you live in an area which the NHL® says is supposed to get them, are blacked out because of contractual obligations.  The NHL® suggests that you pay them hundreds of dollars to get these websites, at which time they will allow you to read the fine print informing you that you can not get these websites. 
 
The NHL® apologizes for the inconvenience, and will now lock out the players to negotiate this problem because the NHL® loves you, because you are the Best Fans in the World™.

Why do I get the feeling we'll be reposting this a lot during the next lockout? :lol:

GOLD *applause*

Edit: I got so excited I derped


#2454987 HBO 24/7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 November 2013 - 11:57 AM

You confused me for a moment.  Then I realized that "shooting practice" was different than "target practice", which was what I thought it meant.


:lol:

"Don't shoot our guys!!!! Ok, maybe Quincey..."


#2454985 HBO 24/7

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 November 2013 - 11:48 AM

@AnsarKhanMLive: HBO's crew for 24/7 has arrived and begun shooting practice.


#2454845 11/16 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Islanders 5 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 November 2013 - 10:05 PM

I don't even know what to say. I have homered my way through all of these losses but there is just no excuse for some of the decisions that are being made. Spare me the "we're too old, we like our team, so-and-so Suckypants is our deadline acquisition" snark--I still believe that *this* team CAN win. They've shown solid periods of play and utter control at times. Why they can't seem to get out of their own heads is BEYOND ME.

I typed up a whole second part to this post, but it felt like a eulogy so I deleted it. Whatever. If this is everything returning to dust, then so be it.

LGW.


#2454786 11/16 GDT: Red Wings 4 at Islanders 5 (SO)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 16 November 2013 - 09:45 PM

I would laugh if I wasn't sobbing uncontrollably